So you did you have a birthday, right?
I did just have a birthday, yeah.
When was it?
January 29th.
Same every year.
Yeah.
Mine's the 26th.
Really?
January 26th.
That's why you're a genius, right?
Yes.
That's that group of people right there.
In that Aquarius little capsule there.
Yep.
What did you do?
So I was actually flying back from San Francisco,
shooting a little part in a movie.
Which is good.
If you're an actor, and you working on your birthday,
that's where you want to be.
Yes.
And then I had dinner with my wife.
And so what I'm going to do, though,
for my birthday-- so I have brothers and sisters who
have birthdays in June.
And we never get to see each other on our birthdays.
So I thought, you know what I'm going to do this year?
I'm going to take everybody who wants to go--
that's related to me--
to Maui.
So we're all going to go.
I think I'm going to take the whole family.
We're going to go celebrate birthdays.
Wow.
We're going to do that.
And then I included myself.
I'm like, just because I have a January
birthday doesn't mean that I can't
celebrate my birthday in June.
Right.
I make my own rules.
Right.
You guys, he's going to be in Maui in June.
Yeah.
Come on over to Maui.
That's actually my address.
That's where I live.
Just Maui.
Well, we have a tradition round here.
We missed your birthday, but we want to celebrate it.
And so what we do is we show a shirtless birthday photo
in your birthday suit.
Cool.
You remember when you took that?
You know, interestingly enough--
and don't ask me how I did it-- that's a selfie.
I will not ask you how you did it, because it's impressive.
Really, really impressive.
Yeah.
That's really [INAUDIBLE].
I wish I could tell you that I baked that cake,
but that was a gift.
Just making stuff up.
I know.
In the mood today.
Yeah.
It almost looks like it's underwear.
It doesn't even look like a cake.
You'd be holding it--
Oh, yeah.
--on the icing.
It would slip out of your hands, if it was cake.
Because you're holding the side of the cake.
But you can tell that I'm having a happy birthday.
Can we?
Maybe not.
Happy birthday.
Stop looking.
Yeah.
All right.
So this is very exciting.
That's not the most embarrassing thing that's
ever happened me, by the way.
On the show?
No, in life.
Oh.
Yeah, not even close.
No.
We won't get into all that.
OK, go ahead.
Well, no, it seems like you want to share something.
No, go ahead.
Go ahead.
All right.
If there's something you want to share.
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
You all know when I'm throwing my parties
and where I'm going to be.
And what else can I do here?
That's it.
Credit card numbers, blood types.
Yeah.
PIN number.
Sure.
Now, is this true?
I heard that your name is on a list after Daniel Craig,
being James Bond.
When he's done, you are one of the names
that they're talking about being James Bond.
Cool.
Yeah.
I would do that.
But that was before you showed that photo.
Now, I think it's probably trending the other way, maybe.
I don't think so.
I think even more so now.
Is that helping?
Yeah.
OK.
Do you want us to--
well, I'll help you get it.
Here's a martini.
Oh.
And then here.
You just act like James Bond.
OK.
And then--
I'll give you my best James Bond?
Yeah, here.
You just do that.
Yeah.
My name is Bond.
James Bond.
Oh no.
I have a new take on him.
Oh no.
Yeah, I see.
Yeah.
It's that he's got a drinking problem?
He's undercover.
That's real.
Wow.
You're not messing around.
Yeah.
All right.
No, it's water.
Yeah.
But yeah.
No it's not.
All right.
So the Globes.
You got a lot of attention, because your wife
wore a very, very long dress.
And they didn't hem it properly.
We have a great tailor, too.
I don't what happened.
But it went--
I don't know.
--on forever.
But that was so sweet that you were spreading it out
for her photograph.
Yeah.
And they caught me doing that, which I thought it was nice.
I don't mind doing that.
I mean, she's a gorgeous woman.
And the deal with that was I thought, well,
if I put it down on her right side--
we're walking left.
So I do it one time at the beginning,
and then as she continues to walk left,
it'll just fall over the whole time.
But did it?
Nope.
No.
It never just stays in that one place.
I don't understand science, man.
I don't know how it works.
It was like, I don't get why it's not--
No.
I should've just hairsprayed it or something, you know?
Yeah.
Or put wire on each side.
Or wheels.
Yeah.
Maybe a little tiny wheels.
Just like luggage has.
That's a great idea.
Well, I should be a designer.
That's a great idea.
Next time, little wheels.
You should be a designer.
I really-- I know clothes.
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