Papa Bee: How's it going everybody? Today... Ms. Monkey: I'm good, thanks for asking.
Papa Bee: Today we're gonna do a try not to laugh challenge. We're gonna put a little twist to it.
Papa Bee: The monkeys are gonna challenge each other. We're gonna
see who laughs at my ridiculous, classic, dad jokes. Shout out to all Deaf Digital.
I love their channel. I got this idea from them. I'm gonna link them down below.
This is the the dad twist with the monkeys. Are you guys ready? Mr. Monkey: Yes.
Do you think you're gonna laugh at any of these dad jokes? Ms. Monkey: Probably no. Mr. Monkey: No. Ms. Monkey: Cause your jokes are so friggin' lame.
Mr. Monkey: You're like.....
Papa Bee: Alright, here we go. Are you guys ready to laugh? Monkeys: Yes. Papa Bee: Alright.
Why don't you drink a little bit of water and hold it in your mouth?
And I will start writing off some dad jokes and we'll see if anybody laughs.
You just got to hold.. hold the water in your mouth.
Okay, very serious now.
Dad joke #1. How many apples grow on an apple tree?
All of them.
(Both get confused)
Papa Bee: Do you know why I don't buy any Velcro? Ms.Monkey: (Mumbles) Uh-uh. Papa Bee: Because it's such a ripoff.
(Papa Bee and Mr. Monkey both laugh)
Mr. Monkey: I'm drinking.. I'm drinking. Papa Bee: Okay.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit.
(Both Monkeys and Papa Bee laugh) Mr. Monkey: Lemme drink it, lemme drink it.
Ms. Monkey: It's so lame, just the though of like... I can see Papa, like at the kitchen table like, lit.. lit.. What's something relatable? Lit, okay.. okay, I got this.
(Mr. Monkey continues to laugh)
Mr. Monkey: I'm just thinking about it. P-Partying with a bunch of light bulbs.
Papa Bee: Do you know why I don't like buying paper? Ms. Monkey: Hmm. Papa Bee: Because it's terrible for the environment.
(Papa Bee and Mr. Monkey laugh)
Mr. Monkey: I don't know why I'm laughing.
Papa Bee: I had a dream last night that I was a muffler. I woke up pretty exhausted.
(All laughing) Mr. Monkey: I don't even know what a muffler is. Papa Bee: Okay.
What's a muffler? It's.. it's mufflers part of a car, like it's pretty exhausted. Ms. Monkey: Oh, Okay.
(All continue laughing)
Mr. Monkey: WHY?!
Papa Bee: Do you know Beethoven's favorite fruit?
(Vaguely to the tune of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony) Bananananaa!
(Both monkeys laugh)
Mr. Monkey: (Mumbles) Uh-uh. Papa Bee: Okay.. Okay.. Okay.
Ms. Monkey: It's so cheesy but like it's so fun.
Papa Bee: Did you hear about that huge campfire? It was friggin' intense.
(Mr. Monkey and Papa Bee laugh)
Papa Bee: Dang it!
I'm laughing on my own dad jokes. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef (That joke is so old).
(All laughing)
Mr. Monkey: Why?.. Why, am I laughing at this so much?
Papa Bee: I made fake noodles last night, I call them im-pasta.
(Mr. Monkey spits out water)
Papa Bee: Ok.. Ok.. Ok. Why aren't koalas actual bears? Because they don't meet koala-fications.
Survival. (Mr. Monkey spits out water then Papa laughs)
Papa Bee: Ok. I tried to write a story with a broken pencil, but it was pointless.
(All laugh)
Papa Bee: You guys. What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
(Both Monkeys laugh)
Classic Dad joke, ready for the last one?
Okay, what do you call a bear with no ears?
B-
(Mr. Monkey and Papa Bee laugh)
Papa Bee: Did you get it? Mr. Monkey: Yeah, I got it!
Papa Bee: There we go guys, I didn't even keep track, so let us know in the comments who won this challenge. That's it. Mr. Monkey: Probably not me.
Papa Bee: Uhh.. And if you have any more dad jokes, let us know down in the comments down below,
or you can tweet it @EhBeeFamily. We'd love to hear your dad jokes.
Maybe we'll use them in another video. If you guys liked this video,
please give it a thumbs up and thank you for watching. The loser, cleans up. Mr. Monkey: No way. See ya.
No way no way. I'm ready... Papa Bee: Oh you're all wet oh!
He's all wet oh.
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