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Today, we are going to take you to a place that you've more than likely seen on Instagram
for their beautiful pastries. We are going to Dominique Ansel Bakery.
And Dominique Ansel was just rated in 2017
THE best pastry chef in the world.
We're gonna have some of his stuff today,
and we're probably not gonna share with anybody, because--
Did you say some of the stuff or are we gonna have, like,
ALL of the stuff.
They have lots of stuff there-- You know, let's just-- let's just try our best. / Been going through the Instagram, stream, and like,
Hey. I believe in us ( We could do this. ) We can eat all this stuff. ( Alright, let's just-- let's just do-- ) We didn't eat anything,
We can DO this.
If there's anything I love about you, ( No, he's gonna try to keep me from sharing with him! ) it's your insatiable-- *DASHES OFF*
Dammit!
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You sometimes wonder why we have such over the top reactions
when it comes to these videos.
It's 3 P.M., I still haven't eaten a SINGLE THING.
I've been saving my excitement for this bakery.
Okay, this is melting FAST. This is gonna be all over Instagram
for the entire summer, I guarantee you.
This is a What-A-Melon. It's a real watermelon, the chocolate chip seeds,
soft serve, uh, watermelon ice cream, which is already melting as we speak.
And it comes with a little tiny container of dipping salt
Why is this such a ridiculous spoon?
'Cuz people like Simon ( Can you tell me? ) are here, and they take all my food from me. ( What am I supposed to do with this?! )
Okay, here we go. ( Let's move this over. Okay, I'm gonna... ) OHHH MY GOD.
OOOH MY.-- ( Okay. ) That tastes... Like a watermelon! ( That is shockingly good. )
I would think, like, a watermelon sorbet, but this is, like,
a watermelon ice cream flavor!
This almost just tastes like they scooped out the watermelon insides and then made it into ice cream.
( Ohhh my gosh. ) You know how much I love ice cream.
This is reaaally good.
This is obscene, I wanna have some of the piece of watermelon.
Real watermelon, with watermelon ice cream, and watermelon in Japan
is some of the best watermelon in the world.
The ice cream has its own saltiness in it as well.
It's a perfect balance. You would never think about putting *record scratch*
salt in a watermelon ice cream.
*Martina clears throat* I'm fine.
That was just salt. That was just ALL salt.
I just licked the salt.
But the ice cream has saltiness in it as well! *Martina suffers in saltiness*
But I just licked the salt...
I just straight up licked salt. I just licked the salt.
Easy there.
I really wanna pick this up and eat it like a sandwich,
but I feel like that it's just gonna ooze out everywhere. / No, we have to.
This, this is how it's done.
Okay, let's give Dan a tiny scoop first. ( No, no no no no. )
No no no. Look, this is important. Dan understands the sacrifice he has to make.
Do you understand, Dan?
The camera's like, "No..." ( You ready? ) "...Yes."
[Simon sees the light.]
The chocolate's lovely in there as well.
You gotta go for it, girl. ( I guess I'm just gonna... Just gonna have to. )
Look at that. Ohhhh, my god. ( This is like a real ice cream sandwich made with watermelon. ) Mm-hmm.
That's the best way to do it.
Isn't that phenomenally satisfying? ( That's the best way to do it. )
Those-- those tiny spoons? Don't-- don't spoon it.
No, no, no. Okay, when you come here, get a couple spoons of it, and then just go hardcore
( Yeah. ) into eating it.
Your spoons are for when you're supposed to secretly reach into other people's stuff.
( Yeah, when they're not looking. ) And get samples of it, while with the other hand,
you're scarfing down the watermelon slice. ( Yup, yup. )
So this is a very classy place, by the way.
Definitely should've ate breakfast before I came here.
I don't think I can behave myself properly.
Simon and Martina get kicked out for eating like-- *shovels imaginary food into mouth*
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I wish I could explain to you guys how this smells, because...
it smells Really Great.
This is their Frozen S'more on a stick. / Aww, that sugar!
That burnt sugar on that! ( Yes. ) It smells like a crème brûlée!
They made a homemade marshmallow that they then torch right in front of you,
which caramelizes the sugar, which is why it smells so good.
( Uh-huh. ) And it's on a real, actual stick.
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For those of you who don't know what s'mores are,
it's usually, like, when you take graham cracker, and then chocolate, and then a marshmallow
and then graham cracker. Roast it in a package, or you toast the marshmallow over the fire,
but it's a very, like, campfire kind of food.
This is kind of like when you take your dog to the park
and you got a stick, and you like, "Do you wanna fetch?
Do you wanna fetch?" and then you put it back down.
You're like, "Maybe you wanna fetch! Well, maybe..." You put it down.
Can you stop waving the freaking stick in front of my face? And just take a bite of it already?
I'm biting first! ( Go first! ) Just for that attitude, sir. ( Yes, yes, I...I am gentleman, as you can tell by the way I eat my watermelon. )
You can eat it first.
[Sexy food porn music]
This is my dream dessert.
Ducky, it's falling apart! Don't break it in your talking! / Guys.
Inside is, like a vanilla ice cream with chocolate and graham cracker crumble
and it's cold, but the outside is warm.
And it is a REAL, high-class marshmallow, my friend.
Ohhh, my gosh. Look at that.
[Sexy food porn music]
Right?
We just need to get, like, new ones for all of us.
This is not shareable material, guys.
Within the lifespan
of how many bites this has,
I don't think I have enough time to describe how amazing this is.
We're gonna have to get another one.
( No, we got-- ) For science!
You know, and then I only had half, and then...
you only had half-- so we should get at least...
...by science, two to three more.
Let me just say, this is some of the yummiest burnt sugar
that I've ever had.
Burnt sugar is really challenging sometimes,
because if you over burn it, it tastes very smoky.
But this still has a caramelized burnt taste.
It is such a great balance.
This is pure decadence.
Okay, so don't bite into it until you're ready,
'cuz it was totally fine until we bit into it,
and [when] we bit into it, it just started to, like, fall apart.
'Kay, love, let me-- let me feed you a bite, because I love you so much.
Oh man-- WAIT STOOOOP.
Describe how you feel in your heart right now.
I feel warm, and I feel safe...
I feel like I'm by a campfire as a kid...
Did you just eat that whole last piece?
*Gestures for Martina to continue being distracted*
That was definitely a reminiscent trick that you just sent me on.
You were like, "Talk about your feelings in life," and then you just ate the last of it.
Ohh, my god. We give relationship advice in some of our videos.
Here's a good tip: Don't go on a first date here,
because you'll see the ugly side of each other.
You need to make sure that you love them first, and you're in a committed relationship,
because if you go on a first date here, this is a deal breaker.
( It'll be like-- ) I don't think anyone here without a solid foundation of their love
can survive coming to this place.
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So this one here is the Crème de la Corn, there's half a corn on the cob ( REAL, roasted corn as well. ) with ice cream,
what kind of ice cream is this on top?
...Corn? Ice cream? I don't... ( Corn? ) Why are you asking me these questions? ( With little corn ... on top? )
I don't know what this is! This is just-- ( I don't know what this is! ) --SO creative, like--
look at how cool this looks. ( Okay. )
Are you gonna have the first bit? ( I'm gonna have the first bit. )
[Sexy food porn music]
[...or not?]
The face looks like you're not loving this.
Yeah, this isn't my favorite one... *laughs nervously*
It just tastes like very dark, dark molasses caramel.
This tastes like corn! This tastes like corn ice cream that's been buttered.
I mean, this is totally unique. ( It's-- it's-- ) Would I be like, "I have a craving for corn ice cream?" ( Yeah. )
Probably not. ( I'll never have a craving for this. ) But this is, like, ( I think it's impressive. ) really, really cool.
Let me try it again? Maybe I was just confused the first time.
That's purèed cream... creamed corn.
Is it? ( Yup. )
Okay. We say this is super fascinating...
Not anywhere nearly as good as the first two things that we had.
I think this is one of those things that you wanna try,
like when some does, like, truffle ice cream.
And you're like, ( Yeah! ) "What's that about?"
And you eat it, and you go, "This is interesting, maybe something that I don't wanna eat for the rest of my life."
Hey, did we show you this marshmallow? ( I don't think we did! )
I don't think we showed you this one yet!
So if you're coming all the way out here,
I would say that the watermelon ice cream is legitimate yummy,
the Frozen S'more is... Ridiculous.
And there were so many other things happening around me.
People were getting cookie shots!
It was a full cookie filled with chocolate, and then they would pour...
Girl, we're here right now! Why don't we get it?!
Go back in line!
What are these... sounds I keep hearing?
That was a workout.
What'd you have for breakfast? Well, I had ice cream with some marshmallows with ice cream in the marshmallows
and then I had some ice cream... ( Hey, we had fruit! We had watermelon... )
With salt on it... ( And we had corn, those are very-- those are vegetables and fruits. )
So, if you're planning a trip to Japan, I think this needs to be
part of your itinerary. ( Mm! )
Normally, on the weekends, this place has queues.
( Yup. ) That's why there's the thing.
SO, maybe plan it...not to come on the weekend.
If you wanna know more about this place, you need directions,
make sure you head on over to our blog post and we'll show you how to get here,
and we'll show you some extra footage as well.
Of Dan. With his penis button burstin' open.
That'll send everyone there right away.
Also, it's way too hot for this. ( Way too hot. )
It just thunderstormed, ( Nah, we're goin'. We're goin'. ) it's like 37°, everyone...
ABANDON SHIP!