Hey guys so I have to start this off by apologizing
I know a lot of you guys really wanted a YouTube ReRyan last year and to be honest
I wasn't actually planning to make one last year because you know I just felt like I was doing the same thing over and over again
But because so many of you asked for it, I decided to just do it
The only problem was that I kind of waited a little too long to start the video
So we didn't have enough time to go back through it once
we finished it to go back through and make sure everything was ad-friendly... and actually we did finish it in time
It's just that you know... there's some issues with YouTube these days and well...
uh..
It's just easier if I just show you what happened. Take a look.
We will now proceed to review the video in question and judge accordingly. Would the defendant like to make any statements before moving forward?
Yeah, I don't feel like I've done anything wrong
and I'm pretty sure like no one else really thinks that I ha-
Well, we'll be the judge of that. Shall we?
It's the calm before the storm right here. Wait. How was I gonna start this off? I forgot. Oh yeah, I just remembered
That's an awfully hot Cov-fe-fe Pot. -
Last time. It's pronounced coffee.
What an idiot, right? Such a
Dough-do-tar? Is that right, Betsy?
Yeah, you got it.
Does that mean?
Yes, you can have it back now.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
See? This is like you, that would be me and this...[Blowing a Raspberry Noise]
AHAHA! Gotya!
Derrick: Because you distracted me! Ryan: You just distracted me! Derrick: You distracted me!
Ryan: You distract! Derrick: Diss-track! Ryan: Diss-track x2
K? You wanna throw shade now?
You know what that means, huh?
DRAMA!
*Inaudible speech*
It was a weekend of street battles and stark displays of racism...
Background: [there will be a civil war in this country]
Donald J. Trump is now president of the United States.
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Violent protests over president - the protest in Charlottesville, Virginia
Hearing torches - Horrific event United Airlines passenger forcibly removed from a flight
Instead of standing during the National Anthem - Ladies and Gentlemen this is it right here. This is the Unicorn Frappuccino
Cash me outside, how about dat? - We are outside young lady - Now how about that? - The FCC voted along to repeal net neutrality
Wildfires are tearing - This is a very dangerous fire season - RV provoking and flooding disaster - Irma is now within 400 miles across
This is awful, man. What has the world come to? Don't worry. I know how we can solve everything.
How?
Just have to crack open a cold one with the boys.
Who's coming in? Let's go!
Wait? Are you serious? We still haven't - Gotta go! x3
Wow! Who would have thought the world's problems could be solved by cracking open a cold one - with the boys!
Is what you're gonna be saying. You ready?
(You tried)
Oh.
Damn.
Be humble. -Cito. -You made me do. - Money moves. - Skraaaaaa. - Gucci gang.- Follow me, follow me.
Shooting stars music
Who's it gonna be.
(Fail)
Wait what?
Let's try this again.
(Double fail XD)
[Fail]
Wait, what the-
What's going on?
After further review we find the defendant guilty of the following:
36 counts of controversial topics, 42 counts of violent material
(Ryan saying "What?" in the background) YouTube guy: 12 counts of inappropriate language and/or visuals and
3.27 combined seconds of copyrighted music within this video and will henceforth be removed (OMGLOL)
Wait what? Removed? I thought you were just gonna demonetize it. You didn't say - YouTube guy: However taking into consideration the amount of years
You've spent on YouTube AND your extreme support on YouTube's newest venture
YouTube TV
My extreme support of what?
What the hell? Youtube guy: The council has decided to offer you the choice to not have your video entirely removed
Entirely? What does that even mean?
We shall only remove the segments that we have deemed inappropriate and your video will live on your channel as such.
(EPIC remix by RHPC)
That wasn't even in there. You guys are just adding stuff.
Much better!
You just cut out like half the video.
So shall we proceed with this version of your video?
Hell
N-
Robotic voice: Yes!
And that's pretty much exactly how it happened. You see I finished it in time. It's just that YouTube said no, okay
we're not gonna do this so you know I..It wasn't my fault that we... Ok Fine. None of that actually happened, okay?
I just didn't finish the video in time. I'm sorry. It's my fault not YouTube. It's 2018 the jokes over okay.
Ranking on YouTube is so 2017. It's so last year.
YouTube cares about everyone equally, not just people that promote its own products or have connections to them
YouTube is great! YouTube is is just..YouTube is is you to you to you to you?
YouTube
TeeVee. Sign up now for a free trial. I had no idea I have no affiliation with YouTube TV.
I wasn't paid to do this. I probably should be though. I hope they pay me later on. Ok bye !
Next case... Logan Pa.... skip this... uh...
PewDiePie!