- Do you know what The One Chip Challenges is?
- Uh, I know it is a challenge,
in which you eat one chip.
And then die.
(daunting music plays)
- So, the fine people at Paqui,
sent us some of these chips.
So thank you, and also no thank you.
- Think of the nicest, nicest thing you've ever eaten.
Think of that.
Now, think of the exact opposite.
- I've seen this on the internet before
and I've seen people do it,
and it does not look fun.
- So I'm not expecting fun to be had today,
but, sure look.
See what happens.
- The Reaper has returned
and has chosen you to feel the wrath
of the world's hottest chip.
- The Paqui One Chip Challenge is back.
And this year's chip is more ominous than ever before.
- The new hotter than hell black chip,
tortilla chips aren't black, Seán.
- [Seán] This one is.
- Great!
- Contains a devilish amount of seasoning
from the infamous Carolina Reaper pepper
certified by Guinness World Records
as the world's hottest chili pepper.
Well, this sounds like a hoot.
- Only true masochists will share their attempts
with the world.
That's me.
I'm a masochist.
- I've had my fair share of spicy things here
but also given an unfair share
of spicy things to many people on this channel.
So, now I'm doing this and now I regret everything.
- It comes in a coffin.
Really?
- See, like I've seen this a online and
like I've seen the coffin shaped box
and like coffin means death!
- I hope there is a coffins
of milk to come, after I eat this.
- Chip and coffin must be in view.
Okay. And we're talking about this coffin,
or the one I'm about to be buried in
because this is going to kill me.
- Something, something, something, medical assistance,
something, something, something, pregnant,
something, something, something, the Reaper.
All good things.
- It just says, see how long it can last
before getting any milk or anything.
It doesn't have a time limit.
It just says your own limit of how long you can last.
- Here's your milk that you're not going...
- Not going to touch it.
It's just for, so I don't have to wait
for you to go run and get it.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- I instantly regret this.
- I hope it's not in pieces.
I hope it's just one whole chip.
- This is all broken.
- I know nothing did hit into my eye,
but I just opened it there
and I felt something flicking into my eye.
- Okay hang on now.
Ah! I'm so scared. I'm so scared.
- If I die, just let Dermot know.
I said, fuck you, Dermot.
(chips crunching)
- Do not do this.
(humming nervously)
- We're probably at, like, fourteen seconds...
and I think I might die.
- Not that bad, it's spicy.
Very spicy.
- Update, the whole roof of my mouth is sizzling.
- She's hot.
- Oh.
No.
Don't you do that to me.
- Okay. Oh, they weren't lying about that's
what's next to happen.
That your speech, starts to go.
Speech is going there now.
- Oh!
- (clears throat, hiccups) Oh, hiccups.
You fucking bitch. (hiccups)
I thought (hiccups) we were past this point. (hiccups)
I thought (hiccups) oh, if I get it down quick,
no hiccups.
But I got hiccups, Seá-- (hiccups)
- No, I don't like that.
No, I'm sorry.
- [Colin] That's all right.
(gulps)
- And it's like the whole top roof of my mouth
and all the way down.
It's stinging so much, trying to take deeper breaths like this.
- Can you describe..
- No, I can't describe nothing, Seán.
Give me a second. I'm dying and I'm crying.
And I can't touch my fuckin' eyes.
- I'm going to be taking a break,
from speaking now.
- Tell my mother I love her, I really did, mam.
Hope you're well.
- That's an ambulance coming, for me.
Don't stop. Save me!
- So I can see why they said,
your eyes are going to be watering.
- Sizzling is like losing feeling, but still burning.
The whole side of my jaws, here.
It's coming on out here.
- Oh, those people that were like,
"Hey, Colin should do the spicy challenge"
You're all my new best friends.
- I have enough heat in my mouth.
I would currently describe it as hot.
- Well.
I've beat Halpin.
Stafford. I'm coming for you!
- It's coming out of our eyes.
It's coming out here. I am,
I am becoming my jumper.
Like this is me right now.
(laughs)
- I know we've got some time ahead of me so,
I'm just going to sing a song.
(singing the Alphabet in a whimper)
(coughing)
(hiccuping)
- Ah Jesus. Let me talk, hiccups.
Let me just talk, please!
- My jaw all out here is going numb now.
All here. My face, my actual face is on fire.
- So here you do like oh, flaming shot.
This is real fun.
And then you just replace all the alcohol
with just fire.
And you're like, wait, hold on.
Whoa. Where'd the alcohol go?
Oh, God I'm drinking fire.
- I think it's a mental thing.
I think it's a mental thing.
And I'm trying to battle my mind now.
- You people at ho-- (coughs)
Oh, God!
You people at home,
but also Seán. Don't do this.
- Doctors should prescribe this for people
with colds. It just cleans you right out.
- She has risen from the dead and she is
dead.
- Would you, is there anything you'd like to talk
about, Colin?
(Colin laughing)
- Would you like to have a discussion on economics
or there the rent crisis in Dublin, for example?
It's awful these days.
- Tell me about Funhaus, Colin.
- Funhaus. They're a YouTube channel.
They play games and do podcasts and stuff.
I like them a lot.
- Where to start, you know
plastic straws, let's make them paper.
But my question is the willy straw.
If you were on a hen party with a paper willy straw?
That thing's going to flop.
What then? No one wants to saggy willy straw.
- Go for the milk, Stafford.
Go for the ice, you know?
Yeah. You're like, "Oh Jesus.
I'm thinking I'm going to go in for the long haul."
Just have some ice, Stafford,
have a milk, have an ice cream.
You've earned it.
Let me win.
Oh Jesus.
Let me win.
- Oh, I'm gonna burp.
(burps)
Oh, I don't trust those burbs.
- I died wondering,
will there ever be a Mambo number six?
That's what I died wondering.
Oh God, it's hit my stomach.
- Do you think this is a good idea for people to do it?
- You're a little merry prankster right now.
You're a little, little town jester.
And I don't appreciate it.
I don't appreciate it. All right.
You know what? Now I know
how the others felt when I sat there
and I was like, was it sore?
(fake laughing)
- I think we'll call it at ten.
- Okay.
- I'm happy to go with ten.
- We just hit ten now.
- Aw, okay. What a way to go. Yeah.
- It's definitely once you get to around this stage,
you're okay.
The worst is at the start.
- Oh my God.
It's horrific cramp my stomach I feel like
I'm going to get sick if I don't drink it.
I think if it was a challenge where
like you had to keep it in your mouth
like the The Toe of Satan
Like I immediately lost that, and understandably so.
This at least you have your little break of breathing.
Whatever.
- So here's the packet. Right?
And inside the packet it says
what to expect: mouth on fire.
Short-term loss of speech, impaired vision from tears,
extreme profanity.
I don't think I cursed too much or at all.
I'm going to have to see while watching the video but.
- [Colin] Don't think so.
- I think I was fucking polite, to be honest.
- And then, R.I.P.
That hasn't come yet.
But I mean, death comes for us all in the end.
Doesn't it, Colin?
- [Colin] Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I think at some point it becomes
a mind over matter thing.
At some points, it becomes like
you just gotta ride it out. Fight it out.
- Now it's just at the general
like after you've had something that's generally spicy,
you have that after, after burning your mouth.
- Fourteen minutes, five seconds.
Jesus fucking Christ
- [Colin] Now that you're at this point now.
(snaps)
- Yeah.
- [Colin] Would you have it again?
- Would I have it again?
- [Colin] Would ya have another one?
I think I have another one back here, Seán.
Would you like another one?
- Yeah, just bring in the milk and whatever now.
And you can just stop the clock
when I take a sip.
Huh?
Actually I might have some milk instead actually.
The spoils of victory or war or -- aw god...
- I'm sorry I have yet to take a
thingy of milk so, I guess I better do that.
Now. Apparently I have to take a drink milk
to "technically" stop.
I don't need to, but a will.
(singing into the glass)
Ah.
- [Colin] There you go.
- Oh, it feels so much better.
- Oh my God. Why do people do this to themselves?
- I just want to hit my stomach. Right?
It just feels so painful and crampy and painful.
I'm like my stomach's rejecting it.
It can rejected it one of two ways,
and I know which way I would rather it reject it
then. Do I actually?
Maybe I don't know which way out I would rather
it reject it.
- Well, they say there is a apparently
overpopulation and Paqui are doing their best
to fight that I guess.
- I'm not looking forward to that coming out the other end.
(chuckles)
- Which is the best, and which is the worst?
- (flustering) Are, Are you -- Well actually,
I can answer that, the worst was this
and the best is the milk.
- But, yeah. I mean, I think I can say
I kind of survived it today.
- Did the thing.
Did it
- (mumbling) I survived, one minute.
- To the other TRYers in this video
very well-played, very valiant effort
across the board.
Whether it was one minute,
or eleven minutes or sixteen minutes.
It's still the fucking hottest thing ever.
And even after you take a fucking drink of milk
it's still the fucking hottest thing ever.
So there's no like, "Oh, you had milk two seconds in."
It's like, yeah, I still ate the fucking thing.
So, you still have to go through all the trauma
and out the other end and all that other shit.
- Hey.
Look at us, huh?
- Look at us.
- Who'da thought?
- Two spicy boys.
- I don't think I'd ever do that again.
Why, why would I do this?
Unless I'm a psychopath and enjoys my own pain for pleasure.
And I don't.
- Paqui, thanks a million for sending these
on to us.
- I guess it just, wasn't a hot enough chip.
So I guess if you're doing one next year
I guess make it hotter
because that was a piece of piss, so.
- I don't know why you want to see more of this.
But, if you want to see more videos
where we're having a bit
of craic and not, not killing ourselves, for your pleasure.
That'd be great.
Like and subscribe if you want to bring us
on a lovely holiday.
And we sit by a pool and we sip cocktails.
That'd be great.
Like and subscribe for that.