[humming theme song]
[humming]
[singing]
Oh, good morning, kids.
Just whipping up some flapjacks.
Do not eat the flapjacks.
Anybody hungy?
Starving.
What's wrong? I mean, except for the name,
y'all normally love my man flaps.
No, no, we love 'em.
[both] Except for the name.
Ah, that's right.
Oh, that's good.
I've gotten used to the weekly cheese massages,
but I got a lot of questions about that monkey.
Same.
Ding dong.
Yah!
- Mom? - Mom?
Yes, I'm Bose's mommy.
Well, ding dong indeed.
Come on in. We're just popping vitamins in here.
I'm Ray. I'm in charge.
Monkey... I do believe these are the salad days.
[chattering]
Love you too, buddy.
Ray.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wake up! Wake up!
[groaning] I'm a... wake.
[chiming]
This'll is great.
- I love this. - I love you!
What?!
I said, "I can't wait for round two"!
Round two: Tango. Time to get close.
[music playing]
Should we?
I didn't travel halfway across the world,
to not beat the tango level
on Prance Prance Revolution with you.
[music playing]
These are the best chicken nuggets
I've ever had in my life.
It's 'cause I made 'em from scratch.
What's your secret? - You don't wanna know.
Come on.
No, seriously, if I tell you what all these nuggets
are made out of, it'll haunt you for the rest of your lives.
[chiming]
Why do you have a Kid Danger wig?
Remember that time Captain Man
and Kid Danger fought the Barber
and Henry lost all of his hair?
Uh, no.
Exactly, because I made this wig.
Ha ha ha, we fooled the whole town. Moving on.
[chiming]
How'd she get up there?
That is terrifying.
[screaming]
Oh!
[groaning]
Come on.
Ah. Okay, new rule. Ah! Promises are hereby breakable.
[screaming]
I wanna hit him next.
[chiming]
No, my God!
- Who does that?! - What?
That's your first bite of an apple?
'Course, stem first, butt second.
Oh, my God!
What gives?!
That's how everybody eats apples!
Top, bottom, then the core, after that, you want some more.
Who is teaching you kids?
- You are! - No one.
Hey! Hey! Uh. Uh, it's a crazy question,
but, uh... is anybody here named Conka?
No? Okay, I didn't think so.
Alright, this place is gross. Bye.
My name's Conka.
- Who said that? - Down here.
My name's Conka. What's yours?
Ray. [chuckles]
Is it cool if I borrow little Conka for a bit?
And as I say that, I see
you're pulling out a can of mace.
[screaming]
Not in the face! [groaning]
Well, I couldn't get the stain out.
Uh. Thank you, thank you. I know. I'm huge.
We just beat our first bad guys.
Don't care, getting claps.
[chiming]
Show me a left handed person that doesn't cheat
on their taxes. I'll wait.
I'm waiting.
Never trust a person with two first names,
Sam Martin, Andrew Thomas, Mike Karen,
Tom Brady, Jake Paul, Andrew Jackson. Huh?
The only exception to this rule is Jennifer Lawrence,
who, by the way, once checked me out
at the close Nacho Ball.
[chiming]
[gasping]
[spooky music playing]
There.
Mika, I really need to come--
[screaming]
Who's texting, your mom?
Hey, she still married? What's her deal these days?
Oh! I did not miss that.
I was thinking, maybe I could--
I was thinkin' can you just maybe shut up?
- Maybe we can hang out. - You should just shut up.
Now, that you're out of the scene,
- she's probably kind of bored. - Nah, I'm just trying
Looking for a way to spice things up.
Okay, sh.
Alright, let's blow and go.
[chiming]
You wanna call it?
Up the tube.
[beeping]
We go down the tube now.
Down the tube.
[grunting]
Getting slow, old man.
[fighting]
Can I get in? Hello?
Okay, you two [unintelligible]
[fighting]
[screaming] I'm okay.
[fighting]
Felt good.
[groaning]
Okay, here we go.
Bose, come on back with that popcorn!
It's almost back on.
Welcome bark... [barking]
to The Dog Bachelor.
[unintelligible]
I blew off my aunt's funeral for this.
Oh, wow, worked it.
Get off me.
I love The Dog Bachelor!
It's such a good show.
You can't stream a show this good.
- You gotta have cable. - Fact, my guy.
[unintelligible]
Ruffles will pick which female dog
he's going to take with him to the doghouse.
It's gonna be my girl, Martha.
Wrong.
I've known it was gonna be Martha ever since she won
the first impression bone.
[chiming]
[music playing]
Oh! Why didn't I think of that?
We're not sure when Captain Man's strike will end,
but... who cares?
Don't need him.
Shut up.
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