>>> YOU'RE WEARING YOUR NEW SHIRT!
>> YEAH. DOES IT LOOK OKAY?
>> YOU LOOK GREAT, SWEETIE. >> ALL RIGHT.
BECAUSE I'M REALLY NERVOUS TO MEET YOUR PARENTS, YOU KNOW?
I DON'T WANT TO LOOK STUPID. >> OH, THEY'RE GOING TO LOVE
YOU. >> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, I JUST REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS THEM.
[ DOORBELL RINGING ] ♪♪♪
>> HEY! >> HEY, SWEETIE!
>> HI, MOM. >> COME HERE.
>> HI. MOM, DAD, THIS IS MICHAEL.
THAT'S WEIRD. HE WAS HERE JUST A SECOND AGO.
>> WELL, WE CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM.
>> MICHAEL! HONEY?
>> I BET YOU CAN'T FIND ME. >> WHAT?
WAS THAT HIM? >> WHAT DID HE SAY?
>> TRY AND FIND ME! HEE-HEE-HEE.
>> MICHAEL, STOP IT! OKAY, COME OUT HERE AND MEET MY
PARENTS. >> HEE-HEE-HEE, WHERE AM I?
>> HONEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> I THINK HE'S JUST NERVOUS.
HE REALLY WANTS TO IMPRESS YOU. >> WHY WOULD THAT IMPRESS US?
>> DOES HE HIDE A LOT? >> NO, HE'S NEVER DONE THIS
BEFORE. >> I BET YOU CAN'T FIND ME!
>> OH, I BET I CAN! ♪♪♪
>> DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M GOING TO FIND THIS GUY.
>> YOU'RE VERY COLD. >> MAKE IT FAIR, GIVE US A CLUE.
>> DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT I LOOK LIKE?
HEE-HEE-HEE. >> THAT WAS A BIG YES!
I GOT TO FIND THIS GUY IF I WANT TO SEE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
>> FOLLOW THE LITTLE GAY ELF. HEE-HEE-HEE!
COME AND FIND ME! >> HE'S IN THE CLOSET!
WHERE IS THIS TURD? >> DAD!
>> HA HA, YOU'RE GETTING WARMER. >> OH, HE'S UNDER THE BED!
I GOT YOU NOW! DAMN IT.
>> NOT THERE. HEE-HEE-HEE.
>> COMING FROM THE WALLS. >> HE'S NOT IN THE WALLS!
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> I'M TRYING TO FIND THE DAMN
GUY! GOTCHA!
>> I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE WHAT I LOOK LIKE!
>> YOU KNOW I DO! >> THEN FOLLOW MY VOICE.
HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE. >> OH, I GOT YOU NOW.
FOOLED AGAIN! >> SOUND LIKE SOMEONE'S GOT PIE
IN THE FACE. >> NO, THEY DON'T.
>> HONEY, THIS IS INSANE. >> YOU'RE RIGHT, THIS IS TOO
HARD. GIVE US ANOTHER CLUE.
>> HEE-HEE-HEE, YOU SEE, I MIGHT BE WHERE YOU WATCH TV.
>> IN THE TV! >> OH, CRAP, I GAVE IT AWAY!
♪♪♪ >> I GOT HIM!
>> HELP ME! HELP!
I'M STUCK! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
HELP ME, I'M STUCK! >> MICHAEL, WHERE ARE YOUR
CLOTHES? >> I COULDN'T FIT BACK HERE WITH
THAT NEW SHIRT ON! >> DID YOU GREASE YOUR BODY?
>> JUST MY FACE AND MY CHEST. I COULDN'T FIT BACK THERE.
THIS WHOLE PLAN IS NOT WORKING AT ALL.
>> WHAT WAS YOUR PLAN? >> TO LOOK COOL IN FRONT OF YOUR
PARENTS. LOOK AT WHAT LOVE MADE ME DO,
BABE. PLEASE TO MEET YOU, MR. CHARLES.
MRS. CHARLES. I HOPE MY HIDING THING WASN'T
TOO STUPID. AND I'M SORRY IF I RUINED YOUR
CLOTHES WITH MY PIE TRAP. >> YOU DIDN'T.
>> CRAP. LOOK, YOU JUST TOLD ME HOW GREAT
THEY WERE AND I JUST REALLY WANTED TO IMPRESS THEM.
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A LOSER. I DIDN'T WANT TO BE "THAT GUY."
>> "THAT GUY." I LOVE THAT.
I SAY THAT TOO. I LIKE YOU FOR MY DAUGHTER.
A LOT. >> I DO TOO, SIR.
YES, THANK YOU, SIR. VERY GOOD, SIR.
>> LET ME SEE HOW HANDSOME YOU ARE.
THAT'S VERY NICE. GOOD.
THERE. VERY HANDSOME.
VERY GOOD. HE LOOKS GOOD.
VERY, VERY GOOD. VERY HANDSOME.
VERY NICE. HE LOOKS GOOD.
I LIKE THAT. VERY, VERY GOOD.
VERY HANDSOME. THAT'S VERY NICE.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE.