[ Blows nose ]
-What were you saying?
I missed that last part.
[ Blows nose ]
-Welcome to "Inside My Mind,"
where we get into celebrities' heads
to see what's really going on in there.
Not sure what's going to happen here, but let's go with it.
Hey. How's it going?
It's Trey, and we are back for another episode
of "Inside My Mind."
Today, we have with us Oliver Tree, a musician,
director, professional scooter rider, you know?
-Thanks for having me, bro.
-I want you to get comfortable in the chair.
I want you to start taking deep breaths in through the nose,
out through the mouth.
-[ Exhales deeply ]
[ Ethereal music plays ]
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-And as you're sitting there doing these breaths,
let your environment form around you.
Tell me about where you are.
-I'm seeing a giant bath tub.
It's filled with very warm and very sweet water.
Somehow, the plug gets pulled out,
and the water starts spinning.
[ Water draining ]
And I start spinning with it like a tornado.
I'm going.
My whole body gets sucked in, into this tube, this pipe.
-How do you feel during all this?
-I'm scared. I want my mom.
I'm going down, and I'm going through these elaborate tubings,
and it shoots me out full-speed
into the deepest depths of the bluest ocean,
and I see something else in the distance.
It looks like it's a yellow war submarine.
I can see a captain in the window.
He most certainly reminds me of my grandfather,
vibrant, rainbow turtleneck, the shortest shorts...
-[ Groans ] -...I ever seen,
and I'm waving at him.
I'm trying to get him to help me,
and it seems like he's...
Yeah. He's flipping me off.
[ Buzzer blares ] -Flip him back.
-Yeah. I'll give him one of these, maybe one of these.
I notice that there's a basement that's opened up,
and there's one mermaid and another merman,
and they're just pouring out in numbers to the point
where there must be hundreds of them.
-Well, that's probably the mermaid's family.
They probably lay eggs like fish, you know?
-And I see that it appears I've become a merman myself,
and the merman and the mermaids are swimming in a circle,
and they're spinning, and they're spinning,
and they're spinning.
It's tornado underwater.
What do they call those?
-I want you to just let the tornado take you.
-I'm going in. It's like a blender in there.
-Let's take some breaths real quick.
-[ Inhales, exhales deeply ]
-You're not going to get through this crisis
if you don't have a level head.
-At the bottom of this underwater tornado,
I see what appears to be a blue planet.
I'm seeing blue mountains in the distance, blue trees.
-What's it smell like? -[ Sniffs ]
-Blueberries, and I'm seeing blue beings.
-Have you turned blue? -I have not.
-So they know you're an outsider?
-I'm possibly a threat.
-Yeah. Be careful because we've had a whole lot of people
messing around with you in these environments.
Where are they taking you?
-I just get plucked up by what appears to be
a gigantic obese version of myself.
It takes me, and it puts me down inside of this waffle iron,
and it just crushes it, and they pull me out,
and I'm shaped like a waffle at this point,
and this bigger version of myself puts me on a plate,
douse me in butter, pours all this syrup on me,
grabs his fork and with one bite, eats it.
-Just let this guy swallow you. Go down the esophagus.
Next thing you know, you're in the large intestine.
You're coming home because this guy has got to poop,
and pretty soon, you're going to come out that butthole
and be back in our world.
Just feel yourself leaving the space.
Open your eyes and come back to where we are.
-Wow. -Welcome back.
-How'd you do that? -I'm not allowed to tell.
It's trade secrets, you know?
-That was one of the most incredible experiences
I've ever had in my entire life.
I'm exhausted.
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You would think Vice would have a bigger budget than this.
They're using toilet paper rolls to hold this thing together.
Are you guys actually part of Vice?
-I'm not at liberty to say.
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