-You've obviously met so many people.
You've do so many films over the years.
I recently read a story about how you met Tom Cruise once.
-Yes. Several times. -Oh, right. Of course.
But you introduced him to something
that he had never been introduced to before.
-Yeah, he didn't know Internet pornography existed.
-Okay. And, now, is this -- Did you go to his home?
-Yeah, not to tell him that. -Right.
-But I went -- Like, that would be a very prescriptive visit.
No, it was at the time when
everyone thought he was a crazy person.
He was jumping on couches.
He was just doing his Tom Cruise thing at full tilt.
And I think he wanted some character rehabilitation,
so he was meeting with comedians,
who could maybe help, like, make him not seem so crazy, maybe.
And, so, he called up Judd for a meeting.
And we were making "Knocked Up" at the time.
It was a little over 10 years ago.
And Judd was like, "Come meet Tom Cruise."
And I was like, "Great."
So, the first time we met him, I had to pee so badly
as we were pulling into --
As I was pulling into his house, I had to, like, just pee.
And I rang his buzzer, and he buzzed me in.
And there was a very long driveway,
and I was so uncomfortable to meet Tom Cruise
for the first time and I didn't want the first thing
I said to him to be, "Hi.
I'm Seth Rogen. Nice to meet you.
I have to pee. Can I pee in your house?
It's, like, an emergency."
And, so, he had this long, winding driveway.
And, so, what I did was -- I stopped halfway up it
and I got a Snapple bottle and I peed in the Snapple bottle
in Tom Cruise's driveway.
Looking back, honestly, there's no way
he does not have cameras covering that driveway,
and when you pee in a bottle, like,
you have to get gravity on your side.
And it is like -- It's not like -- Like, for me, anyway,
like, it's quite, like, an operation.
Like, it's -- And I'm, like -- I'm pretty much up there.
And, so, there's a 100% chance Tom Cruise has video of me
peeing in my car in his driveway,
which he has not released.
But, yeah, and then I told Tom Cruise
that Internet pornography was a thing that existed,
which he did not know.
-How did it come up? Like, how does --
-I honestly can't remember.
I think it just came up organically,
like, you know, how people -- How it does, you know.
And then like, "Oh, my friends were looking at Internet porn."
And he was like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?"
Like, those two words --
-And you -- I mean, obviously, he's a fantastic actor,
but this is something he said, and you believed it to be true?
-Oh, yes, very much so.
Yes, he was -- Yes, I 100% believed he had no idea
that there was pornography on the World Wide Web,
which is the first thing I knew about the World Wide Web
is that there was pornography on it.
That's the only reason I know it exists.
-Well, it also -- It's such a natural --
If you know about the Internet and know about pornography,
it would be like knowing what peanut butter and jelly are
but not knowing they have ever been on a sandwich.
-And with all that Tom Cruise intensity.
He's like, "You mean to tell me someone's putting
peanut butter and jelly on a sandwich?"
And it's like, "Yeah, dude.
It's, like, the most famous sandwich there is.
It's everywhere."
"Whoa! That's crazy!" Yeah.
-Another person who's known for his eccentricities --
And we've talked about your interactions with him before.
But Kanye -- -Yes.
-You worked out -- You have worked out with Kanye West.
-I have worked out with Kanye West, several times,
which is not something a lot of people can say,
I would imagine.
-Now, that, to me, is the opposite
of peanut butter and jelly.
That does not seem like a natural fit.
-No, yeah, I used to go a personal trainer very briefly.
I was in a film called "The Green Hornet,"
which, for many reasons, was not
a wonderful chapter in my life, but one of which is --
I had to work out a lot, just depressingly,
to achieve that look, which was not the most
superhero-y look you could ever imagine.
Yeah, like, at my most fit, I was like
Chris Pratt at his by far least fit.
Like, I never had any
Chris Pratt crossover ever in my life.
But I would go to this personal trainer,
and Kanye West had the same personal trainer.
And, several times, he would show up early.
And he's a big fan of our movies.
And he would literally follow me around as I worked out
and quote my own movie scenes to me,
which is so weird.
And it's just, like -- And it's me just, like --
He's just like, "So, McLovin -- that's a funny joke."
I'm like, "Yeah, man. I don't know what to tell you."
And this is how I work out, like this.
-And that's how you get that Green Hornet body.
-This is the Green Hornet workout.
-Thank you so much for being here.
It's always such a pleasure to see you.
Give it up for Seth Rogen, everybody.