- HOW'S THE LITTLE BOY? HOW'S JACK?
- HE'S GREAT. THANK YOU.
- HOW OLD IS HE NOW? - HE'S 14 MONTHS.
HE'S JUST A LITTLE GEM.
- IT'S A CUTE AGE, RIGHT? - YEAH.
IT IS.
- A MESSY AGE. - YEAH.
HE CAN FEED HIMSELF.
- WELL, IS ANYONE HELPING HIM THERE AT ALL?
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.
- NO, NO, WE JUST LET HIM-- YOU KNOW.
- YEAH, YOU JUST PUT A BOWL OF FOOD DOWN UPSIDE DOWN.
- YEAH.
- THAT'S HOW THEY COME OUT,
WITH A LITTLE BOW LIKE THAT, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
- THAT IS SO PRECIOUS. LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FACE.
- YEAH, THAT'S MY HUSBAND, CHRIS.
- WHO'S HE TAKE AFTER MORE, YOU OR CHRIS?
- WELL, HE'S GOT A HUGE HEAD, AND...
- SO CHRIS?
- YUP. YEAH.
YEAH, MY HUSBAND, HE DOES HAVE A HUGE HEAD,
SO I THINK THAT HE'S PROBABLY
AT LEAST A FEW MONTHS AWAY FROM WALKING
BECAUSE HIS HEAD IS SO BIG THAT IT THROWS HIM OFF BALANCE.
HE'S TOP-HEAVY.
- SURE. - YOU KNOW?
- YEAH.
I DIDN'T WALK UNTIL I WAS, LIKE, TWO OR--I WAS SO FAT.
I WAS SO HUGE, AND I HAD A GIANT HEAD, AND I DIDN'T--
I JUST WOULD SIT AND...
I DIDN'T WALK FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
- I BET YOU WERE THE CUTEST. - WHICH IS GOOD.
I WAS NOT CUTE.
BUT I WAS FAT AND HUGE.
BUT IT'S NICE BECAUSE THEN YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN TROUBLE
'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO FAT TO WALK, YOU KNOW?
RIGHT?
SO RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE DOING WELL BECAUSE HE CAN'T MOVE.
- YEAH. NO, IT IS.
I'M NOT IN ANY RUSH.
HE'S JUST FINE TAKING IT SLOW.
- SO I UNDERSTAND CHRIS IS A HUGE FAN OF OUR UNDERWEAR.
- YES.
YES, NOT JUST CHRIS.
IT HAS BECOME A FAMILY UNDERWEAR FAN CLUB.
- I LIKE THAT HE TWEETS OUT PICTURES OF HIM IN MY UNDERWEAR,
ESPECIALLY WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE THAT.
THAT'S NICE. - YEAH.
WE CALL THEM THE ELLENS.
LIKE, "HONEY, CAN I HAVE A PAIR OF YOUR ELLENS?"
- UH-HUH.
- BUT, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE SO POPULAR--
BECAUSE YOU GAVE CHRIS A LOT, WHICH WAS SO KIND OF YOU,
BUT PEOPLE--OUR HOUSEGUESTS KEEP STEALING THEM.
THEY JUST KEEP-- YEAH, THEY GO MISSING,
AND IT'S VERY FRUSTRATING.
- REALLY? I'LL GIVE YOU SOME MORE, THEN.
- YOU WILL? - DO YOU LIKE THEM AS WELL?
- I LOVE THEM. - I'LL GIVE YOU SOME.
- I WEAR THEM EVERY NIGHT TO BED...
- REALLY?
- WHICH PROBABLY ANNOYS CHRIS A LITTLE BIT, BUT HEY.
- THEY'RE COMFORTABLE.
- THEY'RE SO COMFORTABLE. THEY'RE AMAZING.
- I HEAR THAT A LOT. A LOT OF PEOPLE WEAR THEM.
CAN WE ASK ABOUT SOME POSTCARDS THAT YOU SEND TO YOUR PARENTS?
YOU SEND WEIRD POSTCARDS TO YOUR PARENTS.
- YES, TO MY MOM.
[laughter]
- DOES YOUR MOM ENJOY WHEN YOU SEND THINGS LIKE THIS TO HER?
- YOU KNOW, I STARTED SENDING THESE POSTCARDS
BECAUSE SHE'S CONSERVATIVE--
ALTHOUGH SHE HATES IT WHEN I SAY THAT
BECAUSE SHE'S VERY LIBERAL POLITICALLY.
BUT, YOU KNOW, SHE'S A MODEST WOMAN,
AND I JUST IMAGINED--
SHE'S FRIENDS WITH THE POSTMAN.
I JUST IMAGINED THE POSTMAN, YOU KNOW, DELIVERING
AND HOW EMBARRASSED SHE WOULD BE...
- THAT'S HILARIOUS.
- HOW COULD YOU NOT GET A KICK OUT OF EMBARRASSING YOUR MOM?
- THAT'S HILARIOUS.
[laughter]
OF COURSE, THAT'S WHY YOU DO A POSTCARD,
SO THAT THE POSTMAN HAS TO--
- YEAH, THIS ONE WAS GREAT.
[laughter]
- WELL, I MADE ONE UP FOR THE HOLIDAYS
THAT YOU CAN SEND HER.
THE FIRST ONE I MADE IS JUST YOUR FAMILY,
WHICH I THINK YOU'LL LIKE.
AND THEN IF YOU WANT TO ADD ME, I PUT MYSELF IN ONE OF THEM TOO,
SO WE CAN SEND THOSE OUT FOR, LIKE...
[laughter]
- I LOVE IT. THANK YOU.
- YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
- THAT'S AMAZING. - YOU'RE WELCOME.
AND ALSO, I HEARD ABOUT THE UNDERWEAR FIASCO,
AND SO I GOT--NOT ONLY DID I GET YOU UNDERWEAR,
BUT I GOT YOU UNDERWEAR THAT MAKES IT CLEAR
WHOSE UNDERWEAR IS WHOSE.
THEY ALL ARE CUSTOM WITH YOUR NAMES ON THEM.
- OH, MY GOSH.
ELLEN. - LOOK.
AND JACK HAS UNDERWEAR.
- OH!
THANK YOU. - HOW CUTE IS THAT?
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA. THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE.
- NOW PEOPLE CAN'T STEAL THEM
UNLESS THEY HAVE THEIR SAME NAMES.
- MAN. THIS IS AMAZING.
- ALL RIGHT, WELL, HOPE TO SEE YOU
AT THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS.
GOOD LUCK, AND CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERYTHING.
- THANK YOU.
- "MOM" AIRS MONDAY NIGHTS AT 9:30 ON CBS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
SOPHIA GRACE AND ROSIE WILL BE HERE.
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