● From nasty gynecologists to teachers shitting on desks, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact some
of the best true stories from our subreddit about the most unprofessional thing we’ve
ever experienced – I’m Hellbent and today I’ll be your narrator
10 – iBaconbird Doopie The most unprofessional person that Doopie
ever experienced was a gynaecologist.
She was experiencing some lady problems so she made an appointment.
The doctor didn’t bother with an examination and even though Doopie was a perfectly healthy
weight for a fourteen year old, the gynaecologist told her that she was so fat that she should
go live on a deserted island where there was no food so she could starve herself.
He was completely serious and said that it would fix all of her problems.
That’s some pretty extreme advice for a vagina doctor.
Who knows how many other patients he has given such poor advice to?
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9 - Killer_Alice Melissa Melissa was once in hospital after she had
a major car accident.
As part of their routine emergency procedures, they had to make sure their patients were
not pregnant.
Melissa cooperated and was waiting for her results when she heard loud whispers coming
from the next room.
Suddenly several voices were shouting and then she heard her nurse yell, “I WIN THE
BET!
THE BITCH ISN’T PREGNANT!
PAY UP!”
Apparently they thought she was pregnant because she had put on a bit of weight and were taking
bets.
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8 – DrConspiracy Dolan Dolan was working as a barista in a small
café once and one day a co-worker was preparing food when he stopped for a toilet break.
The manager accidentally walked in on his co-worker mid-shit, and quickly closed the
door.
That was the day that his manager realised Dolan’s co-worker had actually been using
the same gloves to handle raw meat and wipe his ass.
The staff had to quickly recall all of the food prepared by his unprofessional co-worker.
He was fired on the spot and could have caused a ton of people to get food poisoning.
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7 –WeeaboTrashkid SpinalPalm When SpinalPalm was at school, he was sitting
at the office waiting to be picked up from school.
The office assistants were sitting quietly, doing their work.
However, after five minutes, one of them stood up and shouted at the other, "FUCK YOU KAREN!
I'M QUITTING!"
Everyone stared at her while she continued to go around to everyone in the room and shout
different things at them like, “LINDA, YOU'RE A FUCKING WHORE!" and "IF YOU HAD MY BREASTS
SUSAN, MAYBE YOU'D STILL HAVE A HUSBAND!"
When she turned to SpinalPalm, she realised he was a student and that she had messed up
big time.
Her face went red and she walked silently out of the room.
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6 –IndiaSand Zaraganba When Zaraganba was 15 years old he decided
to go bungee jumping.
His friends went bungee jumping all the time and assured him it was totally safe.
He was pretty nervous but went ahead with it anyway.
But when it came to his turn, Zaraganba wasn’t checked for safety protocols properly and
when he finally jumped, the rope disconnected and he plummeted straight into the water below.
Luckily he survived and the bungee company got into a huge amount of trouble for endangering
his life.
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5 –Wild-Kat-Crazy Gooby When Gooby was in primary school, she had
a choir teacher who felt the need to constantly up stage children by giving herself the main
singing role in the children’s pageant.
To make it worse, she couldn’t even sing.
She would sing completely out of key at such a high volume that it drowned out the children’s
voices.
During one pageant, she completely butchered The Circle of Life from the Lion King by changing
the lyrics to dedicate the song to America.
She just started singing random songs about the USA, meanwhile Gooby stood outside until
she could leave because her loud and obnoxious voice was giving her a headache.
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4 -walrusberries Pandora Pandora worked at a fruit and nut shop once,
and she was a really hardworking employee.
It was a great job, but the shop was full of cockroaches and moths, and there had been
times when she found maggots in the snack packs.
At the time she had her nose pierced One day her boss came in from nowhere and told her
to go outside.
He took her aside and told her that her piercing was absolutely disgusting and how dare she
do that in his shop.
He completely ignored her cockroach comments.
She was crying but he didn’t care, he told her to go do free sampling.
Pandora had to go outside and offer people free chestnuts while bawling her eyes out.
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3 – Hello_world09876 Ladybot When Ladybot was 9 years old, she had to go
to the dentist.
The dentist spent some time examining her mouth, and then sat back in her chair.
“All of your teeth are perfectly fine,” she said to Ladybot.
Suddenly another dentist burst into the room and shouted “JUST SAY HER TEETH ARE BAD,
I NEED THE MONEY!”
Apparently it had been a very quiet day at the dental surgery and the dentists were getting
desperate.
Ladybot left the surgery with her perfectly fine teeth and pocket full of money that she
did not give to the greedy dentists.
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2 – LoneLuciferLolita Nixxiom The most unprofessional thing Nixxiom ever
experienced happened when he was in the 7th grade.
His social studies class consisted of the most misbehaving students in school.
One day while his class was causing mischief and screaming at each other as per usual,
Nixxiom was working on a project that was due the following week.
Suddenly he saw his teacher stand straight up, not saying a word, shaking with rage.
The teacher looked down at his computer, then proceeded to grab the PC and throw it straight
through the window, shattering the glass.
He then got up on the table, took a massive shit on the desk before yelling "GOOD RIDDANCE,
YOU LITTLE SHIT BISCUITS!” and then he jumped out the window and was never seen again.
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