- Ow, I got bit!
Siri, call 9-1-1.
- Wayne Benzal, make her dance.
- Oh, man.
For the next 24 hours,
I'm letting Siri control my life.
- Wait, what? - What?
- Siri, should I wear my regular clothes or a costume?
- [Siri] A costume.
- Oh no.
This is ridiculous.
(bright inquisitive music)
- I thought they traveled in herds.
- Hi guys, how are ya?
Hey Siri, should I hold salt or pepper?
- [Siri] I'd say salt's the safer option.
- Okay, salt it is.
Jake.
Yeah, There's nothing dangerous about this.
Get out of there!
(dark dramatic music)
- I literally can't see her mouth.
Let's hope she's feelin' good.
She's an absolutely wonderful animal.
Love her to death.
Wonder how she feels about being
handled by T-Rex.
Siri, can I put it down now?
- [Siri] I guess so.
- Okay good.
(dark dramatic music)
Jake!
Hey Jake.
Siri, can I take this silly costume off?
- [Siri] If you're going to complain all day than sure.
- What a relief.
- Siri, can I get a day off?
- [Siri] No chance.
- Dang it!
- That's much better.
And now I get to wear my reptile army shirt.
Siri, where can I get reptile army gear?
- [Siri] Go to reptilearmy.com.
- That's right, reptilearmy.com.
I'm not the only one
that's losing control of their life today.
- Mike never had control of his life.
- Yeah, this is gonna be light work.
Hey Siri, should Mike and Noah
handle a big snake or a small snake?
- Small snake, small snake, small snake.
- [Siri] Large snakes all day, baby.
- Oh. - Awe!
Hey, Siri is six inches considered large?
- [Siri] Mike, we've been over this.
- Dang it.
- Ah, why do they make these doors so small?
Go in.
You can do it, Mike.
You got it!
You're doing great, Mike.
- He's like four hundred pounds.
- But I can't fit in the door.
- There, that's how real man does it.
(men shrieking)
Please don't play me dead.
- [Siri] Pause.
- Why are we doing this, Mike?
- Siri told us to.
- Wait, she's a robot.
We don't even have to listen to her.
- [Siri] You will do as I say.
- Lucy, right?
No, no, no, no.
Mike, grab her. Grab her, Mikey.
Bring her back.
- We're done with it, right?
Right? Right?
- No. - Right?
- No.
- You're letting her back in, her time's not up.
Ah, Mikey, am I the only one that has her?
- No, I got her.
- Mike, help me.
- I can't get my hand out.
Uh-oh. - Uh-oh, what?
Uh-oh, what? - Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh what?
Mike, get her back man.
- Look, she's so happy.
- I have Lucy saliva on my -
- Tongue?
- Face.
- She' comin' back, she's comin' back.
- Really?
- Close the door!
- Siri sucks.
- Thanks Steve Wozniak.
- Siri, should I feed Beetlejuice,
the bell face laced monitor mice or fish?
- [Siri] Mice sounds nice.
- Perfect, that's his favorite.
- Whoa! Oh my gosh, that's a raptor right there.
Beetlejuice, you are so crazy.
Come here Beetlejuice, up here.
Whoa, my gosh.
Okay Beetlejuice, back in your cage,
back in your cage, back in your cage.
Okay. Got me a little bit.
Woo, that was crazy.
Oh my God.
That was ridiculous.
Siri's trying to kill me.
- Siri, I'm gonna have you flip a coin.
Whoever loses has to hold the tarantula.
Heads or tails?
- Heads.
- Hey Siri, flip a coin.
- [Siri] It's tails this time.
- I win!
You lost, you said
heads. - I said heads.
- So it's tails.
So I win.
- Winners lose. - Loser.
- Winners lose.
- We said whoever loses holds the tarantula.
- Since when does the winner not lose?
- Always.
- What?
What the heck was that, dude?
- Bro, how am I supposed to pick this thing up?
That thing is angry.
- Is it?
- I can't tell.
It doesn't have any emotions.
- Siri, can we hold the scorpion instead?
(tech noise)
She said yes.
- Mike, it has a stingy.
- Yeah, but it won't sting you.
- Can you just grab it and then put it on my hand?
(Mike screaming)
- Whoa!
- He turned around so fast.
- And he's like (screaming).
- Can we just say screw Siri on this one?
- All right, screw this one.
We're doing a different challenge.
- Yeah, screw Siri, we don't have to listen to a robot.
- Gonna ask Siri if I can keep
a female or a male anaconda, but we're gonna
do it a little bit different this time.
If Siri says heads it's a female.
If Siri says tail, it's a male.
Siri, flip a coin.
- [Siri] It's heads.
- Heads, looks like I'm keeping a female.
That's right, this is the female anaconda
that I'm actually keeping.
I actually tagged her when she was first born,
thinking it was just a beautiful pattern.
Think it's amazing.
Now remember how nippy they were when they were babies?
Look at how incredible, you can touch its head.
You can do, whoa, I guess I'm wrong.
I guess you can't touch its head.
Really tame usually.
I take it out a lot and it doesn't normally strike.
That's the first time in a while.
It's gonna be amazing.
And I get another female Anaconda to keep.
Siri said so, but sh, don't tell Lori.
- Siri, can we please do a fish spa
and a snake massage, please?
(crickets chirping)
Is that a yes?
- I think it was a yes.
- We're doing it Mike.
Which one are you doing?
Heads or tails?
- Flip a coin.
- Tails. - [Siri] Tails.
- Yes!
- Whoa, Noah, it's a (indistinct).
- Oh, what?
- You silly goose.
- That's bologna.
Oh, it's so refreshing.
Ah, thank you Siri for this day.
- Mm. Please don't bite my neck.
- How's that snake massage going, Mike?
- It's going really, really good Noah,
how's that foot massage?
- Woo, that one's a big one.
Bro that ain't no, look at that thing,
is that a shark?
It's going good.
- That's good.
- Man, sometimes they get in that weird spot.
(Mike snoring)
- Mike, you asleep?
You asleep Mike?
15 minutes is the required time for a fish spa.
- You guys make it real hard to do
my business. - Yeah.
- In Mike's office.
- You're using my office?
- Let's see if we wanna play with Veerday,
my smaller Anaconda, or Ivy, my giant Anaconda.
We're gonna actually go odds and evens.
It goes odds, it's Veerday.
If it's even, it's Ivy.
Siri, pick a number.
- [Siri] It's 18.
- Okay, looks like we're playing with Ivy.
And look at my girl here.
She is just absolutely ridiculous.
I love her so much.
Ivy, what's going on sweetheart?
Up on land right now, so,
boy oh boy she's getting big.
I remember when we got her just a few years ago
when she literally fit in a little tote.
Now it's like she's hard to even pick up.
Oh my gosh, she is getting heavy,
and she's only gonna get bigger.
Come on, girl, I got this side of you.
Let's go. Oh my gosh.
She is definitely getting close to that weight
she was when she was grabbed.
What an absolutely amazing snake this is.
I love her to death.
Woo, Ivy, where are you going girl?
I am in love with this snake.
And I've often said this, it's really true.
My favorite snake I've ever owned in my entire life
and I don't typically say that often.
Well, I do say favorite snake a lot,
but this is really the truth.
She is my favorite snake.
She is absolutely incredible, but boy oh boy
she is heavy and she is giving me quite the workout.
Set her down for a second.
She's getting too heavy.
And it's gonna be really cool
when we get this expansion going
that she's gonna be in even a
larger enclosure than she is now.
A lot bigger water feature and everything like that.
The expansion is looking really, really promising right now.
We're gonna have a ton of updates
on this in the next week or so.
I am excited about it and I'm so excited
to have Ivy next door.
And this is why I love Ivy so much.
- Exactly.
- You have, I have watched
some of your - - Awesome, well
thank you buddy.
All right, boys, I want you to give me
five facts about an animal,
but we're gonna have Siri pick.
- Siri, pick an animal.
- [Siri] Brillo.
- Brillo!
- Come on, let's go.
Oh, Mike, I have an idea.
- What?
- We'll ask Siri the five facts.
- Oh, nice.
- Siri, what's five facts about a six banded armadillo?
Five facts about a six banded armadillo.
Nine banded armadillos are the only ones
found in the United States.
- Which means six bandeds
are the ones found in South America.
- Three banded armadillos are Brazilian.
He kinda looks like that one.
Oh my goodness.
Giant Glyptodonts are there extinct kin.
Look at how ginormous that is.
- That's like 400 brillos.
- And they sleep up to 16 hours each day.
- No, no, that's not what I'm talking about.
Do it again.
I got a mystery package in.
Siri, should I open this?
Oh, what's in the box?
Okay, I guess we're gonna open it.
Have no idea what's in here.
Always put the P.O. box in the description.
I love gifts.
Let's see what we got.
It's a frame.
And this is a cool frame, but this is for another video.
Siri, you want me to show cool colubrids
or baller ball pythons?
- [Siri] Stop doing that.
- Oh, come on Siri.
- [Siri] Fine. Ball pythons.
- All right, let's do it.
This is definitely a ripper right here.
A little feisty little monkey too.
Look at the orange in this one.
This is actually a super orange dream
(indistinct) ball python.
Woohoo, it's fired up.
This is what they call a soul sucker,
which is a hidden (indistinct)
and a lesser, It's an leic animal.
And when you produce them together,
they come out like this and they're absolutely wicked.
Look at how good this little girl is doing.
Of course, this is the scaleless ball python,
the first one I produced ever since
the very first one that was ever produced
by me all those years ago.
This is the first one, and it's doing absolutely wonderful.
So many amazing ball pythons.
This is actually a super striped pinstripe calico.
Man, when this gets older,
you're gonna see all the white coming up in the sides.
Woo hoo, that's gonna be a beauty.
- Mike, what the frick did you do to your head?
- What?
- What do you mean, what?
You don't feel that?
It's like a dusted Oreo ice cream bar.
- Siri, pick another animal.
- [Siri] California king snake.
- California King snake.
- Go!
- How do I don't have dirt all over my forehead?
- You just realized that?
- Yeah.
- I was trying to tell you.
- This is Ben and Jerry,
the two-headed California King Snake.
- And if you didn't know California king snakes
are usually born with two heads.
- That's not true, this is called polycephaly.
Poly means two, cephaly head.
- It you come visit the Reptarium,
he doesn't even have two heads.
We Photoshop every single video we make.
- That's not true.
Everything you see from the sweat
dripping down my head...
- The two heads-
- Little curly cue right here.
It's all real.
This is a normal California king snake.
- Normal? - Normal.
- The belly scales on the snake for taste.
That's another sense you didn't know they had.
They they can taste whatever
sediment they're laying on.
It's called the Jefferson's organ.
- Not true, they use your tongues to smell.
It's called the Jacobson's organ
in the back of their throat or nostrils.
- Doesn't seem like you know where it is, Mike.
- It's somewhere that they touch
their tongue to inside their brain.
It's a little hot in here, my brain's melting.
- Ben and Jerry's makes good ice cream.
- That is a fact!
- Gonna have to put your sunglasses on for this one.
This is actually a bamboo vanilla killer bee,
so it's a super pastel spider, bamboo and vanilla.
Look at this.
If you like clown ball pythons,
this is actually a pastel banana leopard
Mojave en chee clown ball python.
That's a lot of genes and it's beautiful.
Another ripper of a clown ball python right here.
This is actually a banana blade Leo clown.
Look at the reduction of pattern on that one.
And that beautiful head.
Loving this one here too.
This is actually a pastel cini, lesser leopard head clown.
Now take a look at this one here.
This is actually a black pastel lesser Lori ball python.
Loving the Lori Project.
Looking pretty cool.
Hope you enjoyed it Siri.
Siri, should I end this vlog?
- [Siri] Please let me out.
- Hope you guys enjoyed today's video.
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Remember,
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