- Oh my God Caroline.
We're going skydiving this weekend.
You should totally come.
- Oh, I can't this weekend.
I'm meeting Jared's parents.
You know how it is meeting the parents.
- [both] No.
- Everyone likes to complain about being single.
- It seems like everybody around you is in love.
- Meanwhile your okcupid inbox is always empty.
- [male] Yeah, we get it
You don't have readily available sex.
- But let's get real.
Being single is fucking awesome.
You save so much money without
couples nights, movie nights, dinner dates.
- Why don't you use this money to treat yourself
to something nice?
- I can't wait to wear this dress.
- Right?
- [female] You don't ever have to shave.
Like ever.
- You can finally catch up
on all the great literature out there.
- [female] Like 50 Shades of Grey.
The toilet seat?
That can stay in whichever position you prefer.
You can basically do whatever you want.
- Including trying a new diet.
The diet
- [both] of no fucks.
- Valentine's day might suck briefly,
but the day after...
All the candy is on sale.
- Take this time to experiment.
- To find out what you like.
- And what you don't want.
Plus, you get the whole bed to yourself.
- The whole bed.
(celestial music)
- But don't take for granted
the many wonderful people you do have in your life.
- [male] You don't have to sleep with someone
for them to be special.
- Like your best friend.
You wanna make out?
- Maybe after 50 Shades.
- You bought the advanced tickets, right?
- Yeah, I got--
- Oh my God, good.
("Time to Fly")