What's up guys?!
Today we're doing another texting prank!
I'm looking very orange today. By the way, I've been doing this like all day. I've texted like 10 people. i'm filming this intro after I
did the video. If you're new here, or you aren't familiar with this,
let me explain how this works. We're gonna be texting numbers I got from Craigslist. Not just any people:
people that were pretty rude to me. This one dude was selling Overwatch for
sixty dollars.
I messaged him, "forty dollars cash." He told me to fuck off. Bro, Overwatch has been out for over a year now.
They're selling it for like fifty dollars in the store!
I don't know man. I'm heated. By the way, I stopped texting people on my real number cause somebody texted me after I did the video. They
were like, "Wait, this is Sniperwolf?" Alright. So i'm gonna text this dude on another number.
"Texting you from my friend's phone. Can i come over tonight?"
-- Emoji. Like, "Hey!" "Who's this? WTF you dong? My wife's here! Don't reply!"
...Boy.
"But daddy!" Let's mess with this dude.
You really want to do this over 20 bucks.
"Stop texting or I'll send mike over."
Boy...who's this Mike? who's this mike?
So this dude is with his wife right now, and I'm gonna get him in trouble.
It's so funny how I can just text from a random number and just be like, "Texting you from my friend's phone." It's just so
dandy when they think I'm somebody else. Like what? All these dudes got side hoes? Okay Daddy.
Oh! Oh! Typing. He's typing. He's typing. He's typing. He's typing. He's typing.
"You're gonna regret this."
"Who's this and why are you texting my husband? Tell me your name."
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh it's his wife. Wife is-- Wife has gotten a hold of the phone. I'm gonna tell him Mia.
It's like Lia with a L. That's me--Lia. Lia is like Mia with a L.
Yeah. That's right.
"Is this a joke?"
Okay .i'm gonna tell her. "Yes."
Wrong number. She's like "come over."
Um... Ah. She's typing more. Typing and typing and typing and typing and typing and--still typing.
Anxiety's kicking in. She sent me a pic!
"Don't mess with me. I'm hotter than you will ever be, dumb girl." Ha ha ha!
Oh my God! Is this actually her?
I wonder if this is actually her.
She got a gun. Am I supposed to be scared? Man I--
I don't know, Man I'm Shak-- Did I break my chair?
Man. I don't know-- I don't know what to do. She-- She a dominatrix or something. With a gun!
Okay!
"Understandable. Have a nice day."
"I'm a Model, while you work at 9:00 to 5:00 in retail. Get on my level."
*Crash* Excuse me! Girl! *ungh*
What did you say to me? Well!
That's why your husband comes to my store. Yo I wonder if she got an Instagram. I wonder how many followers she has.
Let's just ask, "How many Instagram followers you got."
Yeah! She's like, "You are a liar!"
"3,500 more than you will ever have, ugly girl!" *Explosion*
"You jealous?"
DAAAMN!! I just got roasted!
She's really gonna roast me right now. Okay. Okay.
I mean this is between me and your husband, but now, it's between me and you girl!
It's between me and you. "Yes. Very jealous." I'm very jealous, guys. I'm very jealous.
"Good! Now stop texting me! Have a nice life in retail you broke bitch!"
Did she just put the pig emoji?
Girl. Girl. Girl. Uh, well, I wonder what this girl does.
Living the luxurious
Arizona lifestyle man.
"Well, what do you do for a living? Huh?" "I told you, stupid, I model!" Everyone with an Instagram is a model now!
3,500--
3,500
followers. I'm a model. She got 3,500 followers, guys.
3,500 more than I'll ever have.
Sucks to suck, man! Might as well just hang myself in my light box.
I mean, if you're a real model, you're sponsored by Fit Tea. I wonder if she's sponsored by Fit Tea.
"Are you even sponsored by Fit Tea?" I bet she's not. Girl. 3,500 followers? That's not even enough to get a Fit Tea sponsorship.
Yes. I drink Fit Tea, and you're just jealous I'm successful.
I like how she didn't say anything about a sponsorship. It's just, "Yes I drink
Fit Tea. Let me just say anybody who sponsors tea that makes you lose weight, or anything like that,
Y'all full of shit. Y'all almost as full of shit as the product you're sponsoring. But it's like
everybody's got to start somewhere. You know? "So they pay you to drink it?"
God! I'm so jealous. Like I wish I could be on her level. I could be that successful.
They send it for free because pretty girls get everything free. You wouldn't know.
Again with the pig.
I don't know. This girl got a pet pig or something? You cooking up some bacon?
Like-- Like what's with the pig?
I don't know man. I'm just gonna go ahead and tell her cause she seems-- she's pretty upset.
Or pretty defensive. I don't know what's going on with this girl right here so, um... "This is a prank.
"Lol. This whole thing. I don't know your husband.
"I just got this number off Craigslist
"and I do this for fun.
"So like...
"fuck off with your Fit Tea. Thanks."
*snicker*
Is that too much? I don't know man. I don't wanna be sitting here for like a
long-ass time texting this girl. I mean she's taking up half of my night. I gotta play Destiny. I gotta do things.
"Lol. You're just mad." Yeah, guys. You caught me. You caught me.
I am damn livid right now. I am shaking in my chair.
And I am so mad I can't be successful
as this woman right here. So like...
Bye, guys.
I don't even want to text anybody anymore. But anyways that's all for today. I hope you guys enjoyed this video. If you guys want
to see me do another
one of these,
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