It's me, Morchael, and this is the Blind Date Fedora Prank!
I'm supposed to meet my date here, but she about to get MORCHAELED!!!
My friend Søren's gonna pretend that he's me wearing the worst outfit of all time
[authoritative VO] neon socks! cargo pants! grumpy cat shirt with a blazer! plaid fedora!
Hi, I'm a Libra, uh...I really like American history
then I'LL swoop in with THIS and she'll probably be really excited because...she'll know I have a good sense of humor and we'll have a great date
now let's go!
[ambient park sounds, light breeze]
ok, Søren, she here, get ready
almost there, look for the guy in camouflage cargo pants...heh heh...
[wind, ambience of a beautiful spring day threatened with a ruinous prank]
heh...look, she like "lol, yeah right," heh...
eh, see?
and also...if my legs are invisible due to camouflage, look for plaid fedora...uh...aight...
'kay...
aight...
Søren, she on the go, c'mon! Let's move! move!
[hurried footsteps, lav mic rustling against clothing]
-Hi! Jessica? -Yeah, hey, um...
It's me: Morchael. Oh wow! Oh, great...um...
well, look, it's really great to meet you, but, look, my grandma's like... really sick, she's got food poisoning, so I'm just gonna––
Oh, no way, is that an Oh Land tote?
is that why you wore that fedora on our first date?
yeah
I loved you...
YEAH, she got MORCHAELED!
[sentimental music turns up as life choices and the failures therein are pondered]
[soundtrack, sung: Out of harm So solid and freeeeee]
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when she...when she thinks about it, it's really funny yeah...
at first, it's like "whoa, WHAT? wait, WHAT?"
but then, you know...TIME passes... and you're like, "WHOA!" ... "that was hilarious."
go through counseling...
get a better...get a better perspective on it