I don't think you guys are ready for marriage.
Somebody need to stop it.
Get off the [bleep] set!
I don't talk to trash because that's what you are.
Throw it.
I dare you!
When did I say that I didn't want to be with you?
I'm the one that's breaking up with you!
[breaking sound]
(SLOW MOTION) I'm the one that's breaking up with you!
You didn't do anything with that woman at all, tohugh?
Kissed her.
I [bleep] asked you, did you touch her?
Did anything happen?
I would have never touched you!
You're sick!
[music playing]
(SINGING) You're my world.
Caylea, I just want to marry you.
[laughing] - Wait.
Hold up.
What did he just say?
What's going on here?
Is he about to freaking propose?
I just want to know, will you marry me?
[music playing]
[giggling]
Yeah.
[cheering]
[music playing]
Somebody need to stop it.
Oh, boy.
Mama's coming.
Oh, [bleep].
What was that?
[sparkling noise]
Mm hmm.
This is going to be juicy.
[slurping noise]
I just want you to understand that I
need you to be on my team.
Excuse me?
You're 21.
Freaking babies.
Like, I think it's just too soon.
This is me and D'Quan.
We're adults, and he actually he proposed to me.
And I am his mother!
It seems like everyone making it about themselves.
Like, it--
How is it about myself?
[record scratch]
You're not considering my feelings in all of this.
I thought at least I meant something.
Like, you could have told me.
Like, you're switching it back to you.
Mom, look. Like I--
You better let me calm down.
I need a drink.
[slurping noise]
I just want you know I love you and I appreciate the woman
that you've been to me.
Yeah, me too.
How you feel?
I feel good.
Like this wine is just the bomb diggity.
Like, just be quiet and listen.
Just be quiet.
You just asked me how I feel.
Shh!
(WHISPERING) Oh-- You just asked me how I feel.
But baby, look.
I love you and I really want to ask you.
Would you do the honor--
What?
Would you do the honor being my wife?
Oh, my God!
Would you?
[sparkling noise]
Yeah.
Oh man, I'm so shocked.
I don't now what to do.
You got it on the wrong finger!
Wow!
[sparkling noise]
You like it?
Well, yeah.
Look, these diamonds ain't bad.
And they just bling, bling, bling and back.
CROWD: Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss!
[cheering]
[kissing sound]
My dad had to step up and take care of his kid
when he's the one that should be taking care of his kid.
Yeah, she's true on that, but she was talking to another man
while she was pregnant.
No, but-- that's a--
That's a [bleep] lie.
You slept with the man in the trailer house.
How the [bleep] I slept with a man
when I was [bleep] you [bleep] you in the [bleep] truck?
To Bri and what's her name?
The other one?
Was I with you at that time?
But you were--
No, you were pregnant.
You were pregnant!
You [bleep] with me when [bleep]..
Shut the [bleep] up.
Why--
So there you--
Why you [bleep]?
That's why-- that's why I was in denial!
Mm hmm.
No, you left me!
That's why I was in denial!
But yet, OK.
But you over there [bleep].
They're not just kids!
They're my [bleep] kids!
Have you been unfaithful to Andrea?
Yes, I have.
[sad trombone]
[slurping noise]
Wait.
What's going on?
I don't know.
What?
Huh?
[sparkling noise]
[cheering]
[crying]
Baby.
I love you.
I love you, too.
What the [bleep]?
Will you marry me?
I guess.
Oh, my God!
I'm engaged, guys!
[cheering]
That baby gonna come out booty first.
[laughing]
Todd's taking me out to this dinner.
A romantic one.
He's going to pop the question, I can feel it.
All right.
So now that we all know we love each other.
Yes.
I got something that I'd like to ask you.
Yes.
This is it!
[sparkling noise]
[breaking noise]
I was talking to my dad tonight.
Mm hmm.
And I want to get him and Barb to come out and visit.
[explosion]
Is this going to be a problem?
No.
That's the big question?
If his parents can come visit?
That's it?
It's OK, right?
Yeah.
It's fine that they come.
OK.
[sighs]
I love you, Todd.
But sometimes you just really suck.
I'm going to need you to do us all a favor and get off my set.
How about you come make me get off the set?
How about you--
How about you make me get off the set--
How about you just get up and go!
Cause you'll be the reason--
I'm not D'Quan.
--why me and D'Quan ever leave.
Because you want him to yourself.
Oh, my God, sweetie.
Guess what? He's with me.
If not with you, he's going to get with somebody else
so it doesn't matter.
I don't care who he dates.
Oh!
I swear to God!
Get off the [bleep] set!
Oh, my God!
Get the--
I will roll your little ass off this floor.
Get off my set!
I don't talk to trash, because that's what you are now.
Oh, my God.
That's what you are now, to me.
Throw it!
I dare you!
I want you-- [bleep].
I want you to.
She's part of the cast!
You're not! - You need to shut up!
- Stop. - Both you guys.
I know what it is.
Go continue to have babies for the show.
[bleep] done with this [bleep]..
I'm done.
Oh, now she leaves. Great.
That is like a police report waiting to happen.
[explosion]
Why is he mad at you?
No, because I'm telling her to shut the [bleep] up.
His mama the one that showed up in a ball gown.
She's-- almost makes him choose.
And it's [bleep] because me and my man are me and my man.
We're still engaged.
[wedding march playing]
Today's union is an expression of two
families coming together.
Whoever objects to this union, please speak now
or forever hold your peace.
I know that Christy does not like Matt,
but she better not get up and object to this wedding.
Mm-mm.
It's Brianna and Matt's wedding.
And while no one is objecting, it's
loud and clear that her parents are
because they're not even here.
I ask you to recite your special promises to each other.
The very first time we talked, we hit this note that I just
didn't think existed and we were on the same page
with just the amount of just perfect crazy I think in there.
And honestly, that booty.
Your booty.
Girl.
We're ride or die.
We're strong.
And I just love you so much.
Matt, you may now kiss your bride.
Woo!
[applause]
I love you, babe.
I love you too, babe.
Why?
Just because I'm going to go work?
Yeah, because I don't trust you. I'm sorry.
I don't trust you.
You see what I mean?
Like this, like, everybody's always talking [bleep] on me.
You know what I mean?
Hating me and everything just because I
look like I was bumming around and everything, right?
And then now that I-- well, now that I'm doing something right,
productive that I'm trying to do, you know what I'm saying?
You can find a job over here.
The person that I thought--
You can find a [bleep] job over here.
You don't have to go out of town.
All right, that's fine. But look, let me tell you.
I'm sorry you have to be this way.
All right. All right, look--
I don't know.
You could worry about yourself.
Now that I'm trying to do something, the person that I
thought who would come over and support, you know,
this kind of--
Oh, I do support you.
I'm not saying you don't support me.
You don't support me, what I do.
Listen to what I'm saying. Listen.
Look. Look.
Can-- can I talk?
Then why you there, like, getting aggressive?
Because I just don't trust you!
I just don't trust you! I'm sorry!
I just don't trust you!
I [bleep]. You know why.
You live in the past.
You can't let my past define who I am right now.
That's all I'm trying to say.
I'm not going to be dealing with that [bleep] no more.
I'm going to focus on me, and my career, and my kids.
But when did I say that I didn't want to be with you?
I'm not saying you're breaking up with me.
I'm the one who's breaking up with you.
[bleep]
[slurping sound]
You and I need to talk right now.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!
What happened that night, right now?
What are you talking about? What happened that night?
Our marriage is on the line.
What happened that night?
What do you mean, what happened that night?
You went into a bathroom with that whore.
In a bathroom?
For an hour.
I didn't go into any bathrooms.
Then you went up to her room for the rest of the time.
Her room? No.
That's wrong. - You didn't touch her?
I did talk to her.
I didn't touch her.
I talk to people when they talk to me.
No, no, no.
You respect your truth here. Why?
Is that the same part where you
tell me to get the [bleep] out of the house every week part?
I have issues, but I don't go run to a man.
- Every week you freak out. - I don't go run to a man.
I don't care what you do, you tell me to get
the [bleep] out of the house.
And I run the house.
I take care of everything for you in the house.
You shouldn't be talking to this woman
when you're supposed to be coming up to your room.
When someone says [bleep] you and get
the [bleep] out of my house--
What else happened?
- Nothing. - Nothing?
Nothing. I didn't do [bleep].
And I ain't doing none of that [bleep.] You know what?
Nobody else puts up with this much [bleep] when
they're married to someone.
Then leave!
Then stop [bleep] saying get out!
Then leave!
Then tell me to get out and mean it.
No, so you're saying--
You know, grow up enough to say hey,
if I want you gone, just say gone
and I'll pack up my [bleep] and I'll leave.
Just saying that walking and talking to this woman
after I just got pissed off about you
talking to this woman, is OK.
I didn't go looking for anybody
I want went walking through-- - It doesn't matter!
You're a married man until otherwise.
Leave her the [bleep] alone.
Piece of [bleep].
My [bleep] husband sucks.
He's a piece of [bleep].
My friends suck.
They're a piece of [bleep]. You say it all the time.
I don't say they're a piece of [bleep]..
Yes you do.
No, I don't.
And I hate them.
And I don't want to friends with her.
And I don't want to be friends with her.
Why, like why are you twisting the story?
It's not twisting.
She's talking about something else that happened.
This is what I deal with all the time.
I'm going through an issue--
All the time.
There was a lot of [bleep].
We gotta deal with this.
But I'm going through--
So, you didn't do anything with that woman at all?
Nothing?
Did not have sex.
Did not do anything. - No, no.
Not did not have sex. Did you do anything with her?
Kissed her.
We're getting a divorce.
OK.
You kissed her?
Yeah.
I'll say it.
Yeah.
You lied to me.
I [bleep] asked you.
I [bleep] said, did you touch her?
Did anything happen?
And then we turned around and had sex!
I would have never touched you!
You're sick!
I'm glad she was worth your whole marriage.
OK, well, it's clear that this won't be resolved today,
so let's move on.