P: Hey guys! D: Hello again!
P: So as you probably know, we just got back from Japan
where we had the best time EVER!
And if you haven't seen it yet,
you should check our Day in the Life in Japan video
which is here D: Doo doo doo doo
P: Go click, or you'll regret it, it's the best!
And you probably clicked now!
P: So when I go shopping, I'm usually quite restrained
D: Yeah, I'd agree with that
P: Although when I got to Japan, that went completely out of the window! D: *laughs*
P: I bought so much stuff!
D: We bought a lot of things
P: So it's now time for our JAPAN HAUL
So grab a hot drink, get a snack
feed your pet, as this may take a while
D: Strap yourselves in, we're going for a wild ride
through Japan's...stuff P: Yeah!
So the first place we went was Nakano Broadway
and if you saw our Day in the Life in Manchester
all those years ago, it's kind of like Affleck's Palace?
D: It is full of random crap!
P: But good crap!
D: And boy, did Phil buy a lot of random crap!
P: Yeah, the first thing I notice were
there were so many machines, they're called gatcher machines?
D: Is that what they're called? P: Yeah, when you spin a coin... D: Put a coin...
P: ...Get the egg D: ...Random thing
P: So my first purchase was...
...a plastic woodlouse!
D: I hate that thing
So what is it with Japan and woodlice?
P: I don't know!
D: Apparently Japan doesn't get woodlice P: No
and they think that they're really cute or funny
'cause they curl into a ball or something
so there was like a freaking woodlouse fandom in this shop P: There was!
P: There was plushy woodlice, woodlice posters, they were everywhere!
P: And you hear a little rattle *rattle sound* D: What- what is it?
P: [smol high-pitched voice] It's a little baby woodlouse! D: *laughs*
P: A Mothra toy, never know when Godzilla is going to attack D: Do-do you know who you live with?
P: *prrrrrr*
D: Some pancake playing cards
which aren't just amazing because they're circular
they don't all look like that
Every single different card has a different pancake topping on it
P: I am so excited to play with those!
They are probably gonna make me hungry
P: This thing, I don't really know what that is D: What the hell is that?
P: Something from my nightmares D: *nervous laugh*
P: A rainbow prism! I don't really know why I bought this
It's just this guy seemed so excited about it, I had to have it
D: That's just a triangle of plastic!
P: I needed it!
P: A poppin' cookin' pizza set
D: I'm sure that will be really delicious P: *laughs*
P: Weird dog chocolate!
D: Are you ever gonna eat that?
P: Maybe it's- maybe it's dog flavoured!
D: Why- You just bought it because there's a dog in the package, didn't you? Okay
P: Bear jelly beans, I only bought this because it was a bear
D: I'm sensing a trend *laughs*
This Pikachu jigsaw thing
D: That is pretty cool, actually
I've got no idea how I am gonna built this
D: And the instructions are probably in Japanese...Good luck!
D: A giant cat! P: Also known as a neko!
D: Wait, which one of us gets to keep this? P: Me!
D: Then the next day, after going to Nakano
we went to the Studio Ghibli Museum
which was amazing!
P: It was so good! D: It was magical!
D: You were not allowed to take photos, which was one thing P: I know! I had to take them all in my brain!
D: So, there's nothing we can show you, guys
Thankfully, they had a gigantic gift shop!
P: Totoro, Totoro ♪
D: And the cat bus has a Totoro inside! Whaaat
D: A Calcifer Coaster P: It's so cool!
D: which is am- it makes it look like your mug is on fire
when you're having a cup of coffee
P: We should have bought seventeen of those
and also...a Calcifer spatula!
D: Other way around
How amazing is that?
D: A little bit of film
do you wanna explain this one?
P: Yeah, we went to a movie theater where they showed an exclusive Ghibli movie
and this was the ticket, which is an actual film cell D: Piece of film!
D: And then by far, the best thing that we- should I open it for this?
I feel like- I feel like I should P: Yeah I think you should
D: ...open it for these guys
This is basically the official book of the Studio Ghibli Museum
and you'll see why P: Yeah
D: So first, stroke the felt Totoro
D: on the front cover P: It feels so real, it feels so real!
D: Then on the other side of this leaf
they have the map, showing where the Studio Ghibli Museum is
Here they have a giant unfolding plant
P: Totoro and the beanstalk D: *laughs*
D: And then wait what- ooh *explosion noise* P: Woooow
D: Hey! Hey! Who loves a pop-up?
D: We do! P: These guys
D: So that is literally the best book in the entire world
P: And now you don't have to buy it, because we spoiled the whole thing
D: Oh yeah
P: On day three, we went to a place called Sunshine City
which contained the most dangerous place of all D: Uhum
P: If this was Lord of the Rings, this was like the Mordor volcano
D: Does that even make sense? P: Yes!
D: Okay
P: It was the Pokémon center!
D: The world's biggest Pokémon store!
D: Right, let's dive in. What is there?
Don't hyperventilate
D: *laughs* What is this? P: Pokémon cookies!
D: Pokémon cookies! P: Everyone needs Pokémon cookies
D: Wow ok, I need to see what shapes we get
D: Oh my God, it's a little Pikachu cookie! P: Aww!
D: He's going for it P: Here we go, it's a taste test
D: A minimum crumbdribledge (?)
P: It's good, it's a good cookie D: Is it good? P: Yeah
P: It could do with dipping in some cup of tea or something
'cause it's kinda taken all the moisture out of my mouth
D&P: *muffled choking noises*
D: But with a good dunk, that would be a good brisket
P: I'm gonna keep that tin forever as well
and put all of my secrets in it
D: You have no- what- what secrets can you put in a tin?
P: Well, you'll never know, 'cause they'll be hidden in my tin!
D: Lucky dib!
It is the master ball that i bought!
P: Pokémon tissues!
If you ever got a cold, where do you wanna blow your nose more
than the face of a Pikachu?
D: Hmm, it's a Kyogre sneeze!
My favorite kind!
P: At this point I was going a bit crazy
D: That was when you were just grabbing things out of the shelf "I THINK I NEED THIS, YES"
P: A Pokeball notepad
P: And for all the schoolwork that I still obviously do,
I got some organizing file things!
D: Hey, you still use your folders when you're walking around airports
P: I do! D: With your little information packs
P: Now I'm gonna be the swaggiest airport person of all time
How could l forget this?
This is the best thing ever!
I got a plushie Arceus!
P: That is insane!
D: Look at that!
P: Literally the god of all Pokémon
P: It's so finely detailed!
D: I know right? Amazing from all angles
D: And would you believe? That's all we bought from the one Pokémon shop! *laughs*
P: So much restraint was needed!
D: We could've spend all day there
P: Now I definitely thought I needed to bring back some food
as Japan is famous for its crazy food
D: And they're sometimes nice, it's not all just weird
P: Yeah, firstly l got some green tea flavoured Kit Kats D: Classic!
D: This is like the number one thing that we were supposed to bring back
Can we have one now? P: Yeah!
P: They've got so many weird flavours of Kit Kats D: Yeah!
P: They've got green tea, cheesecake, wasabi...
I thought I'd skip the wasabi
D: Yeah, l feel like that one would be a bit more of a YouTube challenge than a souvenir
D: They're tiny!
D&P: What?
D: That's not a Kit Kat, that's a K-k P: It's a K
D: Japanese people, they must just have shorter breaks
*ba dum tss* P: Ey D: Eyy
D: I like green tea, though P: Hmm
D: You-you don't P. I'm kinda on the fence of green tea
P: I'm on the edge of the cup
D: Cheers P: Ting!
D: Green tea chocolate, that's amazing!
D: *moaning* P: That is amazing!
D: *more weird noises*
P: Wow!
D: What other inferior foods did you buy, Phil?
P: Some strawberry love-heart Pocky D: Hmm
P: And some Charlie Brown Pocky D: *laughs* Ah, cool!
P: I think it's dark-chocolate flavoured
P: And a weird dish of Cola beans
D: What the hell is that? P: I don't know
D: Little cubes of Cola-something in a bowl P: It just excited me, let's try it
D: *laughs* What is that? P: What is that?
D: Is that edible tray?
I trust this significantly less than the Kit Kat
P: And it comes with a stick
D: Is that for like, presenting it on a...coffee table?
P: ...So you can eat them
P: I give that about a 2 out of 10, it's not that good
D: It's like a really stale Cola sweet P: Yeah!
D: *laughs*
P: It's like a Cola sweet you'd found at the bottom of your bedside drawer from when you were seven
D: Or a bus stop or something *disgusted noise*
D: And l bought this because l thought it was a chocolate yen
like a chocolate coin, but it's just plastic, so uhm...
P: Maybe it will bring you luck
D: Don't recommend licking that P: Yen!
D: Now, as people who follow me on Instagram might know
I did have quite a bit of luck at the arcades
on the claw machines
P: Oh my God, you were on fire on the claw machines!
D: People aren't supposed to- wait, can we insert the clip? P: Yeah!
P: YES! D: *LAUGHTER OF DISBELIEF AND JOY*
D: My cleaning Eren figurine from Attack on Titan
P: *Attack on Titan music theme* ♪
D: Now you may notice on the back of this
there are two collectibles in this set
and they actually click together
to make a cleaning Eren and Levi next to each other
Now I won one half of this in the claw machine
and it turns out that Duncan and Mimei
on the day that we left
bought us the other half of it!
P: It was so weird, they didn't know that we won that one!
D: What are the chances of that happening?!
P: Probably like winning the lottery or something
*broken sound*
D&P: And now they're all broken!
D: The internet doesn't know this one yet
but the next day I had quite a bit of luck at the same machine
and l won a sailor-suit Haru from Free!
P: Where is that gonna go in this house?
D: In my bedroom, obviously
P: Haru! D: Haru-chan!
P: Now one of the best things that we did
was go on a day tour to Mount Fuji which was incredible! D: Yes! So cool
P: Here's a photo of the majestic Mount Fuji
D: And our friend Mimei made a really cool video of the day
which we'll link to it at the end of it P: Yes!
D: But anyway... P: I can't believe you bought this
D: At the top of Mount Fuji, there was a gift shop
and there was a particular item that caught my eye
A can of air from the top of the mountain! *laughs*
P: Do you believe that was from the top of the mountain?
D: Well- I, I- it could be from any-
D: Yeah, this is literally the stupidest thing in the entire world
D: But...l think it's hilarious P: Yeah
D: Their idea is so funny, I was like:
"Every time l look at this in my bedroom, it's gonna make me laugh"
D: Maybe one day, I can just crack it open and l'm gonna be like *inhaling*
P: Breathing that sweet factory scent
D: Breathing that tiny oxygen
P: And the other thing l bought from that Fuji gift shop was black icecream!
D: Oh yeah P: Which l can't really show you
as I've eaten it and it's in my stomach
or...in a Japanese toilet
D: Oh! Dude, stop
P: *laughs* Side note: they have warm toilet seats
D: But we do have a picture, so here is the icecream
and the aftermath of it
for anyone who didn't see on the internet
D: What did it taste like?
P: It just tasted of vanilla, which was kinda disappointing D: Ah.
P: Something l don't think l was supposed to do
was steal a coaster from the maid café
D: Phil! You looted from the café P: I did
D: Our maids trusted you, Phil
P: I'm sorry
D: They actually liked us so much
that they offered us a loyalty card
P: Maid café for life!
D: "License of Your Majesty, a card addressed to my master"
P: Show them what you got from that shop in Harajuku!
D: I got an amazing Hinata from Haikyuu figurine
P: Haikyuu! D: How awesome is that?
D: That was a fully sized awesome thing
and it was so expensive that l got a free Free tissue box
P: And then we went to Akihabara, which is the land of anime
and l got some Haikyuu stickers and Attack on Titan stickers
D: And you bought these P: Oh yeah!
P: It's my Sword Art Online post-it note...cube D: You'll never gonna use that many post-it notes
D: There's like a thousand! P: I'm gonna use it, l'll just leave messages for you around the house
P: "Hi"
D: If they look like that, not complaining
P: "Buy more milk"
P: You may know about our fridge walrus
that little plastic thing that goes "Hello" D: "Helloo"
P: when we open the fridge
P: Well, I bought the extra-special golden version
D: Golden pig! Whaat
P: So, this is gonna live in our fridge and speak sweet tones to us
D: What happens to the walrus?
P: He goes out to pasture
Which means he gets shot
D: Wow, Phil, you didn't have to spell out the thing like that
Golden Pig: "Nĭ hăo! Konnichiwa!" P: *adorable laugh*
D: And then something kind of hilarious
which you could only expect this from the land of anime in Japan
Prepare yourselves
An Attack on Titan fragrance
P: I could not believe this existed!
This was like a complete "what?"
D: They had two to choose from
They had a Mikasa one for girls
and an Eren one for boys
P: Have you seen the bottle yet?
D: No, l think we should open it
P: I'm so excited!
D: "Cardamon and nutmeg and star anise, and the last of cedar wood, sandalwood and musk"
P: I love a good musk D: Love a good Titan musk
D: There it is!
P: I't's cool! It's a good bottle!
D: Is it? P: Yeah
D: *laughs* lt looks like mouthwash
P: Are you gonna spray yourself?
P: *Attack on Titan theme song* ♪
P: Oh wow wow!
D: *cough* Sorry, I was trying to get the thing to start pumping
and then it pumped all at once
P: That is some musk
P: That is not nice!
D: Vaguely like...toiler cleaner *LAUGHS*
P: That is horrible!
D: I don't know what we were expecting from an anime fragrance *laughs*
P: And finally, which is good as I think we're about to pass out from the Attack on Titan fragrance
D: When we got to the airport, we saw...
Tokyo bananas!
P: Tokyo bananas!
D: Now we asked- what is this about and apparently
It is the most popular kind of souvenir food in the whole of Japan
that Japanese people buy P: Yeah, l've never heard of it
*ripping sound*
P: Tokyo bananaaa
P: Aww they've got little ribbons on them
D: *laughs*
P: Oh they're really heavy! D: I love- wow, that is...
P: That is so dense D: This is a dense object
D: How much do you like banana?
P: Not that much D: *laughs*
D: I appreciate your sacrifice...Go!
P: I don't like it!
D: It's like eating a Nesquik banana milkshake
P: Oh yeah! D: It's amazing!
P: Oh yeah, l'm getting used to it
I went through a lot of emotions right there
D: *laughs* That was a complete, like: I don't li- I do- wait, wait
P: I don't mind the taste, l just don't like the texture
I think that's what's happening to me
D: You don't like the sponge and the creamy center
P: And l freaked out 'cause l thought it was a real banana for a second
D: Hmm oh you might just leave me with the box
D: *moan*
Sorry
P: And that was our Japan Haul!
D: Do we have to give any of these things to our friends?
P: I kind of don't want to
D: I think we should just...keep everything for ourselves
P: Today's Draw Phil Naked is...
*violin song*
D: So is that it from Japan now?
P: I'm missing it so much already! D: Does that mean we're finally letting go of it in our hearts?
P: No, we're gonna make 52 more of Japan videos D: [sad voice] Japan!!
P: Also you've been on my channel for the last 3 videos
you can get out! D: I need to gtfo, seriously
P: Go back to danisnotonfire!
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D: Or click on Sailor Haru figurine
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P: You totally should do that right now
P: Haru!
D: Japan, Japan, turutututu Japan, Japan, I don't know what l'm doing ♪
Ok, bye
P: Bye!!
P: I've got to mention we've also got this Lucky Cat
which is now bringing luck to our toilet
P: *smol voice* Lucky poops
*tapping sounds*
D: Totoro, Totoro *melodic yawn* ♪