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This is a warning, if you do Google any of what you're about to hear, you will have this
face
possibly even upgrade to this face too.
Stay clear, stay even further clear if you're about to eat or have just eaten.
9.
Tryphobia is the fear of holes, but not holes like this big thing
But holes that resemble strange organisations or formations.
This is a harmless lotus flower
The fear stems to people imagining them on their own bodies and coming from bites or
stings
And the holes themselves containing eggs or live larvae, for example.
We can really see why these freak people out.
8.
Another video ruining chocolate ice cream forever, what is their problem?
Four girls finger painting doesn't sound bad at all.
In fact, it sounds like it might be quite artsy and we're sure that was the point
Except once the video starts you know you've been duped, or should that be pooped.
No lovely ladies like this enjoy some poster painting
But four more women becoming acquainted with each other and a big load of poo.
Disgusting
7.
Pain olympics isn't what it sounds like.
There have been some real pain at the real olympics before but this is completely different
The video showcases a gentleman who has his dangly bits so tightly wrapped in rope they've
turned purple.
As they become more and more numb he does the unthinkable
and he starts to slice it up.
It makes me wince just writing it.
Once he has demolished his little man, he moves further down
Minding their own business are his now red testicles and he begins to cut those open
too before
before one casually pops out of its little hammock
We couldn't take any more and just closed it
6.
Meatspin isn't a piece of acrobatic work by a pork loin, its much worse
You may stumble across the popular iphone game while you're searching but it isn't this
Instead, you'll be greeted by more naked old men and this time its his own member doing
the spinning.
It also tracks how long you've been on the page
5.
Be prepared for one of the oldest, and we use this word for a reason, videos online
to gross people out.
Do not google lemon party.
Are there any lemons in it?
No.
Is there a party?
Sort of.
Its a bunch of old dudes having a good time and they all seem to be enjoying themselves.
Probably because they're all naked and having sex with each other.
Avoid.
Neeeext
4.
This sounds pretty harmless, 2 girls 1 cup.
It could even be mistaken for a play on the word cupcake
Two beautiful women in a video can't be a bad thing, can it?
Well it is.
The two lovely ladies in this video are doing nothing more than passing their own faeces
back and forth between each other.
Its like a disgusting and smelly version of our favourite chocolate ice cream cone.
3.
You can forget this being you any time soon.
You're about to have sleepless nights if you fancy googling bed bug infestations.
You'll be greeted by filthy as hell mattresses and they'll
be infested with these little things.
We're not going to show you the extent but it'll have you itching
thinking of these guys crawling all over your skin and even dropping your mouth while you
catch some z's
2.
Tub girl sounds like it might be nice.
A beautiful lady sat in a tub taking a bath.
There could be bubbles and light music or candles, the whole shebang.
But no, not this time.
There is a filthy bathtub and we don't mean some mr muscle will sort it out, its filthy
because the woman in it has decided to defecate all over herself.
Its like somebody is pouring chocolate ice cream all over the place
It is seriously gut heavenly gross and should never be replicated in any way
1.Look at these delicious blueberry waffles, tempted to google them, go right ahead, just
don't change it to blue waffle.
If you google it, you won't be greeted by this beauty of a breakfast, instead all you'll
be greeted by is a giant, rotten, puss filled
disease ridden piece of female genitalia.
Honestly, its the worst and will scar you forever.
A good way to practise abstinence though.
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