How are you?
[CHEERING]
Good.
Glad to hear it.
Me too.
I am very woo!
Today I want to talk to you about the internet.
You've heard of it.
Right?
Yes.
If not, you should try it if you haven't.
The internet can be great.
It gave us Justin Bieber.
Can I get a hallelujah?
[CHEERING]
It's also the reason we're all trying to stand our brooms up
on their bristles, and why that Nigerian prince is going
to give me all that money.
But it seems like more and more the internet is mean spirited.
And what I try to do on my Instagram
is I try to post things that make people happy
and make people smile, because that's
the best of the internet.
We can actually pass along good information and good news.
And one of my favorite things to post
is cute animals, cause who doesn't
want to look at cute animals.
Right?
So I had an idea.
I am creating a brand new account.
It's called @PawsUp.
It's an Instagram page filled with photos and videos
of my favorite animals.
You will see stuff that you won't see anywhere else.
It's everything adorable.
For instance, this video is going to be on there.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
Aw!
[LAUGHTER]
Gah!
[APPLAUSE]
Aw.
Or you'll see this.
[PANTING]
[LAUGHTER]
[INAUDIBLE]
So I will allow cute kids as long as they're
alongside of a cute animal.
I'm also going to share animals that are up for adoption.
Like, for instance, these are available right now at Wagmor
here in town.
Look at these little dogs.
Go get them right now, somebody.
It's the only place where I'm going to post
my pictures of my animals.
So this is a video of Wally.
She's all grown up now.
She's amazing.
She's eight months old.
And she and Augie are playing on the couch.
She doesn't know how big she is.
She's really truly sitting on me.
Yeah.
I'm nervous of that one.
Augie squats down so he attacks the legs.
He attacks the bottoms of the legs.
[LAUGHTER]
She's not spatially aware.
[LAUGHTER]
We've come a long way.
They didn't get along at first.
So that's adorable.
None of them are supposed to be on the couch, including Portia.
[LAUGHTER]
But it was so cute, I let her stay up there.
I'm excited.
I'm going to share all kinds of videos with you.
And I want you to send me your favorite videos or pictures
of all your animals, or any other animals that you
know about.
So follow me on @PawsUp on Instagram.
It's very easy to remember, cause just spell it out.
Paws.
P is for Pets.
A is for Adoption.
W is for Wow.
And S is for Stethoscope.
[LAUGHTER]
Just-- just look at @PawsUp.
It's that.