SHUT UP!!!
Anthony:Alright so how should I break the ice with Olivia? Shayne:Send her an unsolicited dick pic.
Anthony:No! Shayne:Dude girls love surprises.
and what's the biggest surprise of all your trouser snake.
Anthony:Does that mean she likes it? Shayne:Wait that's the wrong Olivia!
that girl's been dead for two years...
so you gonna send it to alive Olivia now? Anthony:You know what no I'm never gonna
send another unsolicited dick pic again.
it's basically sexual harassment and kind of a dick move
no pun intended Shayne:Fine send her a
puppy meme or whatever Anthony:That's actually a good idea!
Olivia:Wtf Anthony why did you send me dick pic?Anthony:What? No I sent you a picture of a really cute
puppy
it's got a weird birthmark in the shape of Louis Armstrong.Shayne: your peepee has a really
weird birthmark in the shape of Louie Armstrong
Anthony:What is going on?Shayne:I don't know
regardless of what you take a photo of it ends up being your dick Olivia:looks like
your dicks in a shallow bowl of water?
Both:what?Shayne:look at the pic Anthony just sent and tell us what you see
All:its a dickAnthony: you were right Olivia...Olivia? (screams)
Shayne:she died like the dick pic predicted!Anthony:the dick pic predicted?
Shayne:Thats x2 kind of a tongue twister.Dick pic predicted it
Anthony:the dick pic predicted it Shayne: Dick pic predicted it
Anthony:Dick pic predicted it Shayne:DickPicPredictedIt Anthony:DickPicPredictedIt Shayne:DickPicPredictedIt Anthony:DickPicPredictedIt
Shayne:Why would dead Olivia want us all dead?
all we did was send her a cute dick pic Noah:wait you've got a text from dead Olivia?
Keith:you know how she died right?
Shayne:yeah in a car crash so what?Courtney:it wasn't just a car crash!
Ian:someone sent her a dick pic while she was driving Keith:the dick was so ugly.
Anthony:wait uglier than normal dick because you know all dicks are pretty goddamn
ugly.
Shayne:was it really that ugly?Courtney:Ungodly ugly.Noah:she just stared at it stared at it until things
turned deadly.Ian:she drove off the road. Courtney:and crashed into a picnic.
Anthony:do you think the dick and the picnic were "connicted"? I mean connected?the only
way to stop it is to look at the clues of the pictures
Shayne:what do you see? Courtney:it looks like the dick is holding chopsticks? (Screams)
Ian:OMG! Courtney!Anthony: The dick pic predicted she'd get pricked by chopsticks! Ian:uhh it looks like the dick is lifting a brick?
Anthony:The dick pic predicted a brick? Shayne:Get away from anything brick or anything heavy at all!
Ian:Whatever there's nothing too heavy for me. (Ian chokes and dies)
Anthony:Keith what does it look like?Shayne:Keith?Keith:this one is really smooth is the best manscaping
i've ever seen in my life!
Anthony:Mines is straight up jungle down there.
Shayne:it's going to kill you by shaving you somehow!Anthony:Get out of there!
the dick pic predicted a quick snip-snip!
(screams)
stop!Noah:I cant! Someone must've cut the brake!
Anthony:maybe if you sent me a dick pic it will stop this whole curse.
Oh my god... that is the most ungodly
ugly dick I've ever seen in my life!Shayne:is it really that ugly?
Anthony:it was you wasn't it.Shayne:(Laughs) yes it was my ungodly ugly dick that killed dead Olivia.
now you know my secret so i have to kill you
Anthony:with your dick?Shayne:no! dude I'm not a pervert
I'm just a serial killer
this peepee is going on a killing spree spree
(Louis Armstrong-style music)
I see
Dicks in my view
Shriveled
Scrotes too
Whatever
Happened to saying
I love you
And I think to
Myself
Sending
Dick pics ain't cool
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