(smooth music)
(sighing)
- It's really nice seeing you in person
after talking on Bumble for so long.
- I know, I agree Peter.
- Yeah it's really nice Erica.
- Yeah you said that.
- Yeah I did. (laughing)
(smooth music)
- We are gonna kiss.
Lips on lips, saliva mixing with saliva.
Oh my god I haven't even breathed
someone else's air in months,
now I'm just gonna let a strangers tongue in my mouth.
- Tongue, the tongue is involved.
I think, I don't remember how to kiss.
I'm supposed to keep my eyes open right?
Everyone loves it eyes open style.
(intense music)
Thirsty!
- What?
- Are you thirsty?
I can get us some glasses of water.
- Yeah sure, that sounds good.
- Water!
(glass breaking)
(slow music)
- Cool I'm just gonna put my mouth on a glass
with an unknown history.
Just sharing a drink with every single mouth
that's ever been in this apartment.
- Oh man, I should have been practicing kissing
instead of playing Roller Coaster Tycoon Corkscrew Follies.
(water dripping)
- Anything in here could have his saliva on it.
Now I'm being crazy,
it's not like he's making out with his belongings.
- Lips, tongue don't forget the tongue,
teeth, right, teeth,
graze her teeth with your teeth Peter.
- I never hurts to be safe.
(upbeat music)
(spraying)
- Call me by your name.
(grunting)
(spraying)
(kissing)
(spraying)
- Oh hi!
I was just admiring the cleanliness of your mail.
- I was just being normal getting us water.
(dramatic music) - What is on his face,
it looks contagious.
- I just needed some mango real quick.
- Oh right, mango.
- Yeah. - Cool.
(intense music)
- Yeah I'm just gonna put my mouth on it,
may as well be eating his ass.
Who am I kidding,
I've eaten tons of ass and I've been fine.
I can do this, I can hook up.
- Maybe I never knew how to kiss.
No one actually cares if you're good at it right?
Oh shoot I might as well just go for it.
- So.
(smooth music)
- Peter you got this,
it's just like kissing a mango,
picture the mango.
- Hooking up is just disgusting,
it always has been and it always will be.
Nothing has changes, except the deadly virus.
I wanna live!
- What?
- I'm sorry, I'm scared of spreading germs
and maybe getting sick and dying.
- Really?
- I'm scared that I've completely forgotten how to kiss.
- I thought I was gonna be fine,
I've done such nasty stuff.
- Same, I'm like a certified freak.
- I've eaten so much ass.
(sighing)
- I wish there was a safe way for us to hook up.
- I think I have an idea.
(smooth music)
(door closing)
(kissing)
- Spank me.
(hitting door) (grunting)
- Again.
(grunting)
- Talk dirty.
- Your hard wood is so sexy.
Your gloss finish makes me (bleep) horny.
- I can't believe how strong your hinges are.
- Your wood is giving me wood.
(blowing)
- You're way better than mango.
(kissing)
(bleep)
This finishing is so sexy.
- It's your own door.
(kissing)
I don't know why I did a gentle kiss at the end.
(laughing)
My makeup all over it.
(laughing)
(bleep)
- Sorry.
(laughing)
- It's so scary.
- Hold on, lets go back.
(laughing)
(bleep)
- I wish there was a safe way for her to her (mumbles).
(laughing)
(bleep)
- I was just being normal, getting us some mango
or getting us some water.
Sorry, I'll say that again.
(laughing)
(bleep)
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Don't be shy, watch some more.
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- Yeah, good job on that end card.
- Thanks.
Just kidding.
(laughing)