- I'm going to see who's the best babysitter.
- Don't let me watch your children, don't do it.
- [Nick] You guys are gonna be such great dads.
- I'm Lindsay, and I'm back with PRETTYMUCH.
(cheering)
We've gone through a lot together, you guys.
- It's been a long journey.
- You've styled me for a whole week.
You've set me up on a blind date.
Which didn't work out, but we're not gonna talk about that.
- I was gonna say. (group laughing)
- Damn. - He hasn't hit you back up?
- Nope. (beep)
We have been tasked with babysitting
a living, breathing child.
- I love kids.
(beep)
- My babysitters hated me.
I was a terrible kid.
I would hit them with whiffle ball bats.
(screech)
I would yell at them and tell them not to
eat my food, or whatever. (squeak, squeak)
- We're gonna split into teams,
and we're going to compete in a bunch of challenges that
will determine who is the best babysitter.
(high-pitch humming) (coughing)
(dramatic sighing)
So, let's meet Zooey.
(clapping) - Zooey!
(cheering)
- Hi. - Hey.
- Hi, I'm Zooey Mioshi, and I am seven years old.
I model, and I like to tell jokes.
(giggling)
- When were you born?
- I was born March 25th, 2012.
So, it just passed.
- Wow, happy birthday.
- [Austin] Happy birthday. - Welcome to Earth.
- I'm going to see who's the best babysitter.
(gasping) (oohing)
- She said.
- The maniacal hands.
- Do you like PRETTYMUCH?
(laughing)
- She more of a Jonas Brothers fan.
I get it, I get it.
- N
and Zion.
Nion.
- I think we were meant to be teammates cause
look at us.
- Fresh to death.
- Brandon, Austin.
Baustin.
- First impressions of Zooey, she knows what she wants.
- She's powerful.
- She's precious.
She walked in she said, "Hi!".
- Hi!
- I think she's a little evil.
She's doing this a lot.
I don't know what that means but.
- It's always the really cute ones,
oh my gosh so adorable.
That's how they reel you in.
- Honestly, I feel like the worst is probably
gonna be Zion.
- Babysitting shouldn't be our job.
I think the parents should take care
of all that (beep).
- I feel like Zion just might not know how
to connect with a seven year old.
- Other children should not be watching other children.
Tucking in, I gotta worry about my bed time.
- Yeah, we're confident.
- Yeah.
- Oh it's in the bag.
It's in the bag.
- We're gonna lose.
- Taking the L's today, boys.
- Take L's.
(funky music)
- Come on down.
Dun dun dun dun.
- Oh yeah.
Fashion wise, we gotta go big.
Colorful.
- Exuberant.
I was looking at this, caught my pupil.
- Yes.
- Thought that was a t-shirt.
- I wanted that.
- And then we gotta go a little
matchy-matchy so we got the shoesies-shoesies.
Wildflower soul.
- That hat is sick.
- Look at her face.
I feel really judged right now.
- I'm actually kinda picky.
I don't like to wear short jumpsuits.
- Oh.
- Wait, wait.
Shabooya, shabang.
- Shabang.
- Supposed to look like a happy meal?
That's what y'all trying to make her?
- Maybe she likes happy meals?
- Ba da ba ba ba.
- No I'm kidding, happy meals are great.
- Right off the bat, I'm just gonna take this hat
and put it on.
Just 'cause I like it.
(laughing)
Just gonna make sure she's bundled up.
- She better be (beep) fly all right.
I'm sorry. I can't hold it in, ah (beep).
- We're gonna play this little game where
you pick what you want to wear.
- No, no, no, no.
- We can't do that?
- No, no
- Okay we'll pick out her outfit.
- All right Nick, why don't you pick it out.
- Yeah, I'm gone take my horse to--
- Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
- This is so bad, it's going so bad, we're so fired.
- Bow, bow.
- Right there, right there, look look yo yo yo.
- Don't help.
- Oh I mean, don't help.
- Stupid.
These is speak volumes.
I don't know if it'll actually go with the fit. (mumbles)
We got dripsies in all day long. (mumbles)
Top it off with the--
- Vintage Pink Floyd.
- 'Cause you can't have any pudding
unless you eat your meat.
Is that Pink Floyd?
You like it Zooey?
We're so losing.
- All right it's time to get down to business.
I did see her instagram, she knows what's up.
I guess I'm gonna just gonna have to put myself in
her shoes, her sandels or fuzzy slippers.
- Pink is such a good color.
- All right guys you're not going shopping for yourselves,
come on now.
- We got socks, sock options.
- (laughs) Sock options.
- Look at these, I'm starting low.
- Aw look Minnie.
- Aw this hard.
So like this.
I'm not gonna lie,
this outfit was inspired by these socks.
- [All] (laughs)
- And these shoes.
Hard
This hoodie.
Hard.
These glasses.
Hard.
This necklace.
Pretzel.
- This is just really cute.
- You guys are gonna be such great dads.
- [Lindsey] Aw.
- Such great daddies.
- Hey thanks, man
- Thanks, man.
- And princess number one.
- [All] (cheers)
- Give 'em one of these real quick.
- [All] (cheers)
- I like the colorfulness
- Yeah.
(fun music)
- Princess number two.
- Heard that.
- I just don't like that outfit.
- This is probably why mommies know best
and not daddies but.
(Zooey laughs)
- I don't know if she's laughing at me
or how ridiculous she thinks she looks.
(soft music)
- What it's literally a mini Brandon.
- So how you feeling?
- You like it?
(funky music)
- Aye let's go.
- All right Zooey, which outfit out of
the three did you like the best?
- Made her do the dab and everything.
(sad music)
- You guys might have won this one.
We have more challenges ahead.
- More challenges to lose.
(upbeat music)
- Are you ready for this?
- Yes.
- It's that time.
We're gonna pick some activities now
and you get to pick which one you want to do.
- My favorite activities are singing and Disney Land.
- She can do whatever she wants I just know
I don't know what she wants.
- All right Zooey, we could play dolls.
Super fun, super fresh.
No? (beep)
- Okay.
We tried--
- Do you like getting your nails done?
Would you like a nice manicure?
- Yes.
- [All] oh
- Would you want a manicure or,
- You can make your own lava lamp.
Like some science, you ever do science experiments?
- [All] Ah
(soft music)
- I'm the look out.
- This was your activity
- [All] (laughs)
- This is the best salon experience I've ever had.
- Five stars on Yelp, yeah?
- Yeah, for sure.
- So Zooey you know boys got cooties, right?
- It's been going around.
So just you know stay away from them.
- I think you made (mumbles)
- Zooey do you have a boyfriend?
- Good.
You're too good for them.
- Boys do nothing but trouble.
- They'll break your heart and then write a song about it.
- This feels reflective.
- [All] (laughs)
- Well.
(soft music)
- How's it going?
- Good.
- She's gonna do another coat.
- [Lindsey] Oh, got it.
- We need two coats.
- I'll do the other hand while you start on the color.
- Okay so yeah he's gonna get,
we need another pillow.
- I'm coming.
- Are you just doing pink on one finger?
- Oh okay.
- [Both] (laughs)
- Excuse me, your appointment's over.
- Good luck getting five stars now.
(Zooey giggles)
- We're not affiliated to Yelp.
♪ Everybody got nails ♪
♪ Where the nails, where the nails ♪
♪ Everybody got nails ♪
♪ Nails, nails, nails ♪
- Everybody is dancing.
♪ Got nails you could hammer ♪
♪ Like MC Hammer ♪
- That is beautiful.
- That is so good.
- It started dripping.
- It dripped too hard.
- Just dry them.
- Just dry them?
- Throw it all over the place.
- Just do a little bit of this.
- Okay so-- - This is how
you dry your nails
(princess music)
- Yeah I didn't get nothing done.
- That was fun but I'm hungry and time for a snack.
- [All] (laughs)
- My favorite foods are french fries,
ice cream,
bacon
and Japanese food.
- Presentation is key.
- Presentation is everything.
I'm not going the health card here.
- Candy, sweets, maybe some sugar cubes
- Yes, yes.
- Oh wait this is broken,
- Nope don't do that.
That works, too.
- All I'm seeing is cavity, cavity, cavity.
- This is kinda nice.
- This is cute.
- That just looks like food on a plate.
- You know, Brandon.
- I mean, I love the teamwork.
I love the comradery.
Love the creativity.
Delivery?
Don't know if I like that.
- What we have is a fit,
Oh no
(beep)
We got the best snacks, all in one plate,
but it's all about the presentation.
- We got some lucky hairs over here,
a nice Oreo smile, Cheerios as for braces.
- [Lindsey] Yeah.
- [Man] We're good.
- First things first,
- I'm the realest.
- My least favorite food I just don't like some vegetables.
- I think we're gonna go healthy with one, dude.
- I think we are, man.
- I think we're totally vegan.
Totally vegetarian.
- No GMO.
- Glutton free.
- Oh you going two?
- See this?
It's long-lasting human being material.
This.
- Stack, stack, stack.
- We gonna do it our way and the healthy way.
If she don't like it, she can stare at the wall for like
three to five minutes she can go on time out
or something like that, okay?
Just stay healthy.
- Well we know who's losing this round.
- I'm sending a message.
- We're looking out for her.
She'll grow up one day and say
"wow, I'm glad Nion gave me apples, bananas and pretzels."
- There it is.
- This was like a presidential campaign.
- Gonna make a snack.
Maybe we use a plate and we use a bowl.
- I say we go semi healthy
and then we hit her with something sweet.
- Then we do a nice little popcorn goldfish mix,
maybe a few pretzels in there.
I'm gonna whip up the famous.
This was my grandma's recipe.
- You asked for allergies.
- [Man] Nope.
- I did.
- Okay we'll just grab this knife here.
- That's a big knife. (laughs)
- [Man] You getting him cutting the bowl.
- There's just something suspect about Nutella-ing
a sandwich with a machete like that.
- And some banana.
- What? - Okay.
- A banana.
(crickets)
- All right here's our meal.
- This is a meal, it's not a snack.
- That's pretty solid. - I mean.
- Okay.
(soft music)
- I think it's pretty good like it's a face,
like hair, cheeks, eyes, nose and smile.
- How many stars is that?
- Five!
- Five stars, okay okay okay.
- Okay?
- I like how the pattern is like banana, pretzel, banana
apple. - Thank you.
- That was out intention.
- [All] (laughs)
- Yeah I bet it was. - So our intention.
- What out of five stars for this one?
- Five stars?
- The battle has not been lost yet.
- I like how they mixed it up.
(soft music)
Mmm.
- How many stars is that?
- Five.
- Five, geez.
- Here's that five dollars for pretending
to like their food. (laughs)
- Which one is your favorite, Zooey?
- Out of-- - yeah boy!
- Who was second place?
- I don't wanna say I'm offended.
- Oh!
- All I'm saying is that you hate the ones
you love the most. (mumbles)
- I'm getting kind of sleeping.
Time for a nap.
- Aw. - Wow.
(soft music)
- Hey, Zooey. - Hi.
- Time for bed, let me tuck you in, come inside.
- I tuck Nick in a lot sometimes.
Sometimes he'd be laying in bed
and I'm like man you need a little tuck.
You know what I mean?
- You sing him a lullaby, too?
- No, he sings me a lullaby. - Oh.
- Wanna hear a bedtime story?
(clears throats)
- So there once was a boy, far far away named--
- Justin.
- He lived in the cottage in the woods.
- One day he uploaded a cover on YouTube.
- And then a king from far away lands,
- Of Hollywood Land.
- Named Scooter, King Scooter, hoped on his horse
and went all the way to the cottage to find Justin.
Then he took him,
with the permission of his mother,
to Hollywood Land.
- And in Hollywood Land,
he recorded his first single "One Time".
- And then the song made him so popular that a princess
named Selena came and said "I want to marry you" but
it didn't work out - It didn't work out.
- So we're not gonna talk about that anymore.
- No we're not it didn't work out.
- A long time later, found a new princess.
- Named Hailey, they lived happily ever,
well it's been a couple months but-- (laughs)
- They're still living, happily.
- [Both] Goodnight.
- Hey, you sleeping?
Just wanted to come and give you another bear.
Put that right there
and sing you a little song.
The ones that goes,
♪ [Both] Baby, all I got is time ♪
♪ [Both] I'm spendin' my summer on you ♪
- Let's go.
- Hey, Zooey.
We just came to wake you up so
we could tell you a bedtime story.
- Okay.
- So Nick, has a story, an amazing story to tell you.
(Nick laughs)
- There was this really tall man,
and there was this really short guy
and short men always want to be tall,
tall men always wanna be short.
But the thing is they didn't realize they were both perfect
they way they are and they both balance each other out.
And that's why you should be happy
with who you are and yourself.
- 'Cause they were one of a kind.
Just like you.
- Yeah and hopefully they are PRETTYMUCH successful.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- Just go to sleep,
tomorrow's a new day,
just like Chicken Little said.
(rooster crowing)
- [All] Good morning.
Wake up.
- Did you have a good sleep?
- Mhm.
- Did you have dreams?
- Secrets, I like it.
- Who did the best job putting you to bed?
- We did?
- Yeah?
- Yay! - All right.
- So we had a very busy day today,
we choose your outfit,
painted your nails,
made you some snacks,
tucked you into bed.
Were we good babysitters?
- Yes. - [All] (cheering)
- They technically won but
did you have a favorite babysitter otherwise?
- Don't be afraid. - I don't know.
- Just point. - She's gonna pick Lindsey
I know it.
- Oh my god.
Okay cool.
- They got the sauce
- Damn man.
- Since you really liked our babysitting,
you should also come to our show this summer,
we're going on tour.
- Yeah, me too.
- You guys can dance and sing together.
- Right now you just picked a winner,
we are the best,
but we all are winners because
we got to hang out with you.
- [All] (cheering)
- Group hug!
- Group hug, everybody.
- This is the most awkward group hug ever.
- Peace.
(techno music)
♪ And when you need me to, ♪
♪ I'll paint your finger nails ♪