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I'm your host, killer Keemstar
Let's get right into the news!
Now our first story is coming from
iDubbbz. Ever since Jake Paul came on the scene with all these controversies
People throughout the whole YouTube community have been begging iDubbbz
To make a Content Cop on Jake Paul.
And today, you guys have been spamming me on twitter
Saying, "It's happening", "It's happening!"
And iDubbbz is actually making a Content Cop on Jake Paul
All because iDubbbz uploaded a video today titled "WOAH Crazy Toy! - Bad Unboxing Fan Mail"
And towards the end of the video, there is text that shows up on the screen that says this:
"Jake Paul Content Cop!! *Drool leaking of of mouth*
Jakey Paul Content Chop!!
I wanttie a Jakey Paulie Content Cop!!
*Laughter*
Now listen, I actually reached out to iDubbbz himself and have asked for a Jake Paul Content Cop
But I'm pretty sure iDubbbz is making fun of all the people asking him to do a Content Cop on Jake Paul.
I don't actually think he's doing it, in fact, I think he put this shit in here, just so he can laugh at me
Reading it to you
In related news, today Jake Paul tweeted out that he is preforming It's Everyday Bro at the Teen Choice Awards
He tweeted out "HOSTING & PERFORMING @ the Teen Choice Awards Sunday. TUNE IN! It's Everyday Bro
Oh my God! This is gonna be good, because I wonder if he's gonna say "Got that Disney Channel flow"
Since he's dropped from Disney. I wonder if they're gonna change the lyrics. Someone please DVR this shit
I want to know what happens
Also, related to Jake Paul, Angry Grandpa uploaded a Jake Paul rant!
The video's titled "ANGRY GRANDPA ROAST'S JAKE PAUL!!"
And believe it or not, I was actually shocked, like Angry Grandpa must be watching every DramaAlert
Because he is in the know, he fucking knows everything. Watch.
"Jake Paul! I've been watching you for 24 hours, and I just cant believe the kind of stuff you do, my God.
You cheat on your girlfriend, you push girls around, I tell you what, why don't you come over here and push me!
Push a man! 'Cause I ain't gonna let you get away with pushing me!"
"Technically he didn't hit the girl"--"SHUT UP BUDDY COME UP HERE ON ME! I don't care what he did, you never put your hands on a woman. NEVER!"
You went to Post Malone's house, you leaked the boy's address! You know how unsafe that is?
You realize, someone could take that address and go there and kill him?! LISTEN! I know about that!
Somebody leaked by address out on the internet,
Bad people came to my door at 3 or 4 and 5 o'clock in the morning, made me scared!
I know what it's liked to be doxed like that!
You never, ever, ever post anybody's address
You terrorize your neighbors, they want to kick you out of the neighborhood
You lit your backyard on fire, I don't blame Disney for firing you! The new's comes out to your house, and what do you do?
You don't go out there and talk to 'em, you dance around like a window liker! You live every day like it's New Year's Eve!
You party all the time!
1. You're loud!
2. You're rude!
3. You're a bully!
4. You tear up your own house!
5. You -- what!?
You just described yourself!
*Laughter* Oh Shit!
Angry Grandpa went off!
Also i the news,
Danielle Bregoli, also know as cash me outside, she's good friends with Malu, an Instagram model with 3.8 million followers
Now as I said, Danielle and Malu were good friends, but they're not friends anymore
They've been beefing over a boy, known as NBA YoungBoy.
And 2 nights ago cash me outside started streaming on Instagram, but so was Malu at the same exact time
And oh my god, shit got heated!
Malu said this! Roll it
When me and her were friends, she was begging for her to eat my p---y.
This bitch was, this bitch was eating out -Cut- mmmm, mmmm.
You know what I say being friends with Dani? Because when she was talking to Yung Boy
She was talkin' to Cheapie Red
While she was talking to Yung Boy and Cheapie Red, she was talking to Malik, they guy I was talking to
And I didn't know that shit
When she was talking to Malik, Cheapie Red and Yung Boy, she was talkin' to Lil' Pump.
So bitch, you a hoe
Oh my God!
Way to much information, this girl's like 14!
Where's her parents?!
Danielle Bregoli responded by saying this:
Shes got 6 thousand views
I've got 15.5k
She's got 3 million followers, I have 11 million followers
You see the difference?
So before this bitch gets to 6, 7, or 8 million
I'm gonna stop
That's a good point Danielle, you know, the little ones try to punch up to get that attention
Also in the news
Christian Burns, just when you thought he couldn't get any more fucking psycho
He surprises you every time
A fan tweeted at Christian saying this
"Say sorry to banks his dad is in the hospital"
And that's when Christian quoted the tweet and said this:
"Let that old bastard die. See if I give a fuck. Smg stop talking"
Alright it looks like this fucking psycho has no self control whatsoever
He was banned on Twitter, he was banned on Instagram, this is his second Twitter account
You know, wishing people die, I don't know I think maybe we should shut down his twitter
Actually, you know what? Don't do that. I don't want to censor anyone but God damn there's always a line right?
Christian Burns jumps over the line and just fucking runs as fast as he can, it's like
Also in the news
ComedyShortsGamer aka KSI's brother uploaded a disstrack today on the Sidemen
The video was titled "Deji - Sidemen Diss Track (Official Music Video)
And in it, he takes digs at Mini Minter, and says this:
Roll it
Simon you slender looking shit
We fucked the same girl, you got my sloppy seconds bitch
I hope you bag and tag that bitch
And fester in her shit
While you DM to her phone
I was piping her with dick
Mini Minter responded on twitter by saying this:
"Working on the diss track reply to Deji and then I'm dont with this"
This Sidemen beef is becoming plastic to me, just sayin' I don't know
But the end of Deji's music video was probably the best part
He says this, roll it
Fuck the Sidemen
My dick's big, Fuck you bitch!
So fucking stupid
Also in the news,
A Twitch streamer by the name of TinyTarik
Basically got his channel closed
And I believe it was shut down for sexual harassment
He was streaming live and he did this. Roll it
"You have something on your butt"
"What?"
"My eyes"
"Get the fuck out of my face. Seriously you think that's funny? Recording me? Are you recording me now without my permission?"
"It's public I can record"
"Stop fucking recording!"
"I'm not recording you! Go away!"
Damn. I wish she would have caught him and beat his fucking ass
I mean I'm glad that Twitch stepped in and shut down his channel, but I wish she would have gotten 1 hit on him
Ladies and gentlemen, our final story is coming from RiceGum
Yesterday, he uploaded a vlog where him and his girlfriend Summer Ray went out and did some shopping together
And fans kept coming up to him, and wanting to take pictures of RiceGum, so he put on this disquise
But he still got noticed
And that's when, this fucking
This shit happened that had me in tears. Roll it
That shit is just, it's so funny to me
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