[gasping]
- [laughing] - Ow! What the-
Oh, I'm sorry.
But you ain't going nowhere, Kid Dumb-ger.
Yeah, why don't you go change your diaper.
No more diapers, Kid.
What?
I said no more diapers.
Maybe you didn't hear about it.
I hadn't seen you in a long time.
They didn't go up there and tell you?
Who didn't go up where?
I don't wear diapers anymore, you understand?
Heh. What's gotten into you, man?
Just messing with you a little bit.
That's all. I was only kidding with you.
Yeah, well, sometimes it doesn't sound like you're kidding.
OK, well, I'm sorry.
OK? I'm sorry if I offended you.
Yeah. Yeah. Alright.
Alright. You know, I'm sorry, too.
- OK. - OK.
Salut.
[slurping]
Now, why don't you go change your diaper.
[yelling]
Toddler!
Oh, alright, let's make this quick.
It's past my bedtime and I'm getting cranky.
Toddler! You have left your sippy cup
in my automobile.
Well, bring it over here!
Gimme that!
Now, now, Toddler.
Behave.
Yes. Don't make us put you in a time out.
The Time Jerker and the Beekeeper.
You are the messenger, I presume?
Yes, sir.
You bring what we talked about?
- Right here. - Mhm.
Bring the money?
[chuckling]
Oh. Ah!
That is an unlicensed lunchbox.
Ha ha!
Now it's face melting time.
Wait, wait, wait!
We should stay hidden and see if any more bad guys show up.
If someone can just sign right here?
Oh, aht aht aht.
I'll do it. [chuckling]
Sorry, I need an adult to sign for it.
Every stinking time!
Alright, Tod!
Toddler!
I wanna know why you put me in this cement.
And why we're on top of this train.
Well, first off,
we hate you.
And we want to get rid of you.
Well, uh,
I'm there just to hold the Heliometer, so.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't touch my stuff.
- I just wanna hold- - No, no, no.
- You're not allowed to touch m. - I just wanna borrow it!
[arguing]
You shut it! Zip, zip, zip!
Watch this.
- [grunting] - Poopy!
- No! - [laughing]
[grunting]
Who's the freak in the diaper?
Oo goo! Wah!
The Toddler. And don't let the diaper fool you, Kid.
He's pure evil.
- Wow! - [grunting]
This is my playroom,
my toys,
my rules.
You sick, underdeveloped maniac!
- Heeya! - Ow!
Jeez, man!
Oh, I thought the famous Captain Man
couldn't be injured.
He can't, but he does feel pain.
You're not allowed to talk
unless you raise your hand and I call on you!
You, stupid head!
[whooshing]
[whirring]
[squirting]
There was no ice cream truck!
Who tricked me?
And who's that boy near my lever?
That's my sidekick, Kid Danger!
I didn't know you had a sidekick.
Why don't I have a sidekick?
I want a sidekick!
You have us.
Shut up! You're dumb.
[grunting]
[yelling]
[screaming]
I'm out! I'm free! I'm free!
[laughing]
Hello, sunshine!
Hello, Captain Man and Kid Danger.
I will find you
and I will have my revenge.
[yelling]
Jerks.
Just one kid. We can take him.
And then the Man's Nest...
is ours.
OK.
But first, I gotta make a quick little viddy.
Hey, Frankini!
Look at me. I'm with another guy
and we're about to do a hot crime!
[laughing]
What the heck are you doing?
Making Frankini jealous so he'll take me back.
No, no. Gimme that phone!
Gimme that, gimme! Gimme the phone!
- [laughing] - Gimme that, gimme that, gimme-
♪ Do the Captain Man ♪
♪ You gotta blow bubbles You gotta fight crime ♪
♪ You find a hot mom So you can have ♪
[arguing]
Bad, guys. That's bad.
- No, but the edit screen- - You're probably wrong
- Hello? - What window is it?
It's Mary Gaperman.
I can see you. Can you see me?
Can you hear me?
Just hit "accept video chat," Gaperman!
I'm pressing the button.
Stop it! I'm doing this!
This is fun!
Stop it. Don't press the butt-
Don't press the- Gimme the remote.
Gimme!
You got the buttons, I got the remote!
You had the button and I had the remote!
♪ So you can have The time of your life! ♪
♪ When I say yee You say haw ♪
- Yee! - Huh?
- Yee! - Hah.
What the Florida Georgia Line is this?
Let's just get 'em!
[yelling]
Spicy Milk!
That's not my name!
No, use the spicy milk!
[screaming]
[yelling]
[screaming]
Hey, no fair! Those my best goo-
[crying]
Mommy!
[crying]
Spicy milk!
[cheering]