>> James: NOW, WE'VE ALL BEEN WATCHING TRUMP'S PRESS
CONFERENCES AND THEY HAVEN'T BEEN GOING GREAT.
SO MUCH SO, THEY'VE BROUGHT IN A SPECIAL ADVISOR TO COACH HIM
THROUGH THESE BRIEFINGS.
THIS IS THE ROOM NEXT DOOR.
>> RIGHT, NOW AFTER THE LAST FEW PRESS CONFERENCES, YOU'RE REALLY
GOING TO HAVE TO HIT THIS ONE OUT TO HAVE THE PARK.
SO I WANT FACTS, FACTS, FACTS, STICK TO THE SCRIPT, NOUNPROVEN
DRUGS AND TRY TO BE PRESIDENTIAL.
>> AMAZINGLY, 600 WILL HAVE GONE OR ARE GOING TO ILLINOIS.
>> WE ARE BUILDING A 2,500-BED HOSPITAL.
>> 2,500 BED HOSPITAL.
MCCORMACK PLACE.
AND THERE'S A GOVERNOR, I HEAR HIM COMPLAINING ALL THE
TIME.
>> MCCORMACK PLACE.
PRITZKER, HE'S ALWAYS COMPLAINING.
>> MCCORMACK PLACE, SAY IT.
IN MCCORMACK PLACE, IT'S A BIG CONVENTION CENTER.
>> I'M HELPING TO STAFF THAT.
WE'LL END UP STAFFING IT AND PROBABLY END UP STAFFING IT
BECAUSE HE'S NOT ABLE TO DO WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO AS A
GOVERNOR.
>> STOP IT.
HE IS NOT ABLE TO PERFORM WELL.
>> WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT SULKING DURING PUBLIC TALKS.
>> THIS IS A PLACE TO DECREASE.
STICK TO WHAT I'VE WRITTEN.
THE OTHER THING WE'VE BOUGHT A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF IS THE --
>> DON'T SAY IT.
HHYDROXYCHLOROQUINE -- HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE.
>> YES, EVERYBODY IS IMPRESSED YOU CAN SAY IT WITHOUT BITING
YOUR TONGUE AND FALLING OVER, BUT CAN WE PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT
THIS RIGHT NOW?
>> WHICCCCCCHHHHH -- I THINK.
AM I GETTING INTERFERENCE.
I THINK.
NO, WE DON'T THINK.
IT'S WORKED, A POWERFUL DRUG ON MALARIA.
>> NOT MALARIA.
THERE ARE STRONG SIGNS.
NO, NOT A HOPE, NOT A FART OF A SIGN.
>> STRONG SIGNS.
NOPE.
IN THE MEANTIME, BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME.
>> DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, BUT, ALL RIGHT.
>> AND WORKS POWERFUL ON LUPUS.
PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM LUPUS CAN'T GET THEIR
HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE WITH
CORONAVIRUS TO TAKE IT.
YOU BAG OF SAND.
>> THERE ARE VERY POWERFUL SIGNS AGAIN, THERE AREN'T!
IF YOU HAVE A -- A -- WHAT IS IT YOU'RE ABOUT TO
SAY -- >> NO SIGN OF HEART PROBLEMS AS
RYTHAMICIN -- AS RYTHAMICIN -- >> STOP SAYING THE NAME OF DRUGS
TWICE.
>> -- WHICH WILL KILL, UH, CERTAIN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT
LIVING -- >> THIS IS LIKE LISTENING TO A
PHARMACIST WHO JUST BURNED HIS HEAD.
>> IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM --
>> OH, I'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
A HEART PROBLEM.
YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT THIS, OKAY?
YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT HOW TO
COVER THE COUNTRY SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN A DOG WITH AN OVEN
GLOVE ON ITS HEAD.
>> WELTED SAY -- NOTHING.
YOU WOULD SAY NOTHING BECAUSE YOU'RE QUALIFIED.
YOU'RE A CLASSICKEN WEARING A TIE.
YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TRUSTED WITH SCISSORS!
>> I JUST THINK IT'S SOMETHING, YOU KNOW THE COMPLEXIVE USED IT
FOR CERTAIN REASONS -- >> YEAH BUT DON'T SAY IT NOW,
EH?
>> WHAT DO WE HAVE TO LOSE.
YOUR HAIR, EYESIGHT, LOTS OF BLOOD.
>> WE HAVE GOOD SIGNS.
ONCE MORE, NO SIGNS!
HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE.
WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT AGAIN?
AS RYTHAMYCIN.
DO YOU THINK SOMEONE IS RECORDING THIS?
>> I'VE SEEN THINGS I SORT OF LIKE BUT WHO KNOWS I'M NOT A
DOCTOR.
>> OR A RESPONSIBLE STATESMAN OR AN ADULT, WHO I SPENT WRITING A
SPEECH FOR WHO HAS AS MUCH AS DEALING WITH CORONAVIRUS AS THIS
BOWL OF CANDY.
COME GET THIS, PLEASE, YOU LEFT IT HERE TWO DAYS AGO AND I DON'T
WANT TO TOUCH IT.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
.
>> James: OUR THANKS TO THE BRILLIANT MICHAEL SPICER.
WE'LL CHECK IN WITH HIM AGAIN IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS.
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