[MUSIC PLAYING]
JULIA: Um, how you guys doing? - Julia.
Oh, hey. Oh, hey Julia.
Hey. How you doing?
Hey. - Hey.
JULIA: Happy Yersday. Hello.
Hey, we're doing well. JULIA: Hello.
How you doing?
JULIA: Oh, good.
Oh yeah, great. Super great.
All right.
JULIA: Great.
Yeah, OK, great.
[LAUGHING]
Let's-- let's talk about something I know you guys are
passionate about, which is--
DESUS NICE: Yeah, Kirstie Alley bro.
THE KID MERO: Alley-- Kirstie Alley.
DESUS NICE: Listen, "I'm voting for real Donald Trump
because he's not a politician.
I voted for him four years ago for this reason
and shall vote for him again for this reason.
He gets things done quickly and he will turn
the economy around quickly.
There you have it, folks.
There you have it."
And everybody is like, I miss Shelley Long.
And now everyone's like, Desus, those references
are very, very old, because I'm talking
about "Cheers" and "Frasier."
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
Wow, and then she threw the emoji because she knew
what was going to come after.
She knew then.
She knew it was coming.
Nobody out for this.
Nobody was like, yo, how does Kirstie
Alley feel about the election?
Remember when Chapelle was just like, where's Ja?
This is our where's Ja.
Like--
Nobody was like, how does Kirstie Alley feel?
Like, a lot of us totally forget about her.
I'm actually surprised that she is even still verified.
I do not know any new project she's in.
Like, she's completely been under the radar.
But she's apparently out here mangled in it.
"I don't think I've ever seen so much name calling in my life.
Definitely not on my site here anyway.
I guess I'm not allowed to have a viewpoint without being
called a really nasty name by what I'm going to suppose
are really nasty people."
Oh, she told them.
Wow.
Grant without eyes.
It's like, how do you--
how do you rock with Trump.
And then if people call you names,
now you get all offensive.
I thought it was Trump 2020 funky feeling?
Whatever happened to that.
Yeah, what happened?
You know what I'm saying.
It's not the Kirstie Alley who never appeared on Frazier
because she did not agree with Frazier's
topic, which was psychology, because she is a Scientologist.
So then everyone was like, oh, good for Frazier.
You know, but Frazier's MAGA.
So it's all bad all around.
What?
Like, who cares?
I think she might have said this just
to be like, yo, hey-- hey guys.
I'm still here.
Like, ha-ha, you can't start an R&B Kirstie hashtag
and confuse people.
JULIA: Cliff is also MAGA.
Well, that makes sense.
That totally makes since.
He was MAGA before MAGA.
He was MAGA on "Cheers."
Remember when he came on with all the facts,
but they were all like not actual facts?
He was QAnon before you even had the internet.
Think about that.
I'm going to go out on a limb here
and say that everybody that sat at the bar at "Cheers"
was MAGA. - No.
Like--
Not.
No.
- It's a very short limb. - Well, maybe.
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe.
I'm not going to say Woody.
But Woody didn't sit at the bar.
So-- and Woody was big on weed and hemp.
You know what I'm saying?
That's why he was just like, yo, you know what?
Yeah I'm out.
Your third eye is just calcified.
I'm going to go over to the next bar down the block.
You think Norm was MAGA?
Norm was, yeah--
low key.
Like, that look.
But he's like the MAGA that's not like mad passionate.
He's just like, all right, listen,
I agree with the guy's economic policies.
What do you want me to say? - Wow.
Not Norm.
You know, I mean--
JULIA: Like, Libertarian?
That part.
He's like, I voted for John Kasich.
[LAUGHING]
Oh, Norm.
Damn.
Norm.
JULIA: Then, we have another Trump supporter.
Another Trump supporter? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
It's 50. What up?
What the fuck, vote for Trump.
THE KID MERO: Hey, what the fuck.
DESUS NICE: I'm out. DESUS NICE: I'm out.
Fuck New York.
The Knicks never win anyway.
Don't care Trump don't like black people.
60% of you out of you fucking mind.
The scary thing is, 50 just said what a lot of celebrities
are doing on the low.
A lot of athletes are doing on the level.
A lot of people banging with Trump for that tax break.
THE KID MERO: Damn.
Thankfully, we are humble and we
don't have enough money that we would
appreciate from this tax rate.
So we're still on the good side. - Yeah, also like--
You know what I'm saying.
THE KID MERO: I don't even know what to spend money on.
Like, is that the result of, like,
being wild broke and then having a little bit of money?
Like, I don't--
I don't mind.
If I'm making like $40 million a year,
I don't mind giving up a percentage of that
so that I don't have to--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Fix my rims when I hit a pothole.
Let's make that discussion when we got 40 mil.
It's easy to say that now.
But, you know?
JULIA: What does your net worth have to be for you guys
to become Republican?
Oh, uh--
Nah.
As soon as I hit 99 mil.
As soon as I hit 100 mil, you're going
to see me-- that Republican black guy with the cowboy hat
at all the rallies, that's going to be me.
Herman Cain II.
Herman Cain II, how you feel?
I don't know.
I would have to be like a billionaire--
like an evil billionaire.
Because then when you become a billionaire,
you kind of have to become evil in some capacity.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
I'm not even waiting for the billion.
JULIA: Well, let's move to--
High Times.
Weed.
Top 40.
Yeah. JULIA: Weed.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
JULIA: OK, the High Times Top 40 is the Fortune 500 of dope.
That's how you know this shit is old as fuck,
because they call weed dope.
This guy grows the most precious and prettiest crops of 1977
shows exactly the kind of--
1977?
things-- grass gourmet look.
God damn.
Damn.
That's old as shit, boy.
This is what they were smoking in '77?
Good, this shit is some dirt.
[LAUGHING]
All this stuff, though, do look a little minty?
You know what I'm saying?
It looks wild mint.
It looks like my brownie is having issues
and she just ate mad grass.
This is like the weed guy is just making up names
to sell you different shit.
He's like, yeah, it's Colombian Red
Gold, Colombia Red Lock, Colombia
Red River, Colombia Rose.
Yo, I got Colombia Rolling Rock.
I've got Colombia Red Kool-Aid Gold.
I got Colombia Oh Yeah.
Meowee.
I got that Tie Stick.
Who's smoking Meowee?
Who's just smoking Meowee?
Who's not going for Meowee Wowee?
- Come on. - What, you got--
you got to work tomorrow?
Yeah, let me take it easy.
Let me just do some Meowee.
Yo, I'm gonna stay off the Wowee.
Yeah, you know what, I'm watching my kids.
So just a little--
a little Meowee right there.
I don't wanna wild out. - You know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna save that for the weekend.
Colombian Gold or Colombian Chiba.
More Tie?
All right, does the Tie come pre-rolled like that?
What is that?
Like, yo, you could just pick it off the tree and smoke it?
Yo, all the Tie shit is like pre-rolled.
More Tie?
OK, this is-- clearly the person that made the chart was high.
[LAUGHING]
This is just the same seven strands over and over.
He was just like, yo, Ox Red.
That stuff is two and four.
Yo.
Yo, it's a watch guy's sensimilla.
That means no seeds, bro.
I imagine that was like weed invasion in the 70s.
Like, yo, this shit don't got seeds.
He's like, yo, I'll pay extra for that.
Oaxacan '77-- so Oaxacan Red was the number one weed in 1977?
OK, let's bring it back.
JULIA: "Wa-hock-en."
Wahocken?
Listen, you can't expect high people to pronounce
hidden letters like that.
[LAUGHING]
JULIA: What's the best strain now?
Do you guys have a preference?
Not that you've ever done drugs.
I mean, yeah, you know, if I ever smoked weed,
I would probably like--
I would lean towards like, Blue Dream,
you know what I'm saying?
Girl Scout cookies always does the trick.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm like-- I'm like a hybrid kind of guy if I smoked weed.
You know what I'm saying?
JULIA: Yes. THE KID MERO: Which I do not.
JULIA: No.
If I was to be a weed smoker, I
mean I'd probably be picking up half
a pound of Green Crack tonight at 9:00
because I just got the text back from my guy, allegedly.
Oh.
Well, yes.
You know what I'm saying, we don't not.
JULIA: Yep.
We've heard.
It's all like-- we're just like-- you know,
it's cultural commentary.
We're out there at night guys.
We talk to people about Marijuana.
Not that we ingest it.
We just talk to people about it.
JULIA: OK, you guys ready to start the show?
THE KID MERO: Let's do it.
DESUS NICE: Let's start the show.