-We're back with my friend Andy Samberg.
My real-life friend, it should be stressed.
Hopefully it's clear to everybody
that we are good friends.
We talk a great deal, and I've taken to --
giving you no warning, I will FaceTime you
while we are filming our segment we do on YouTube
called "Corrections," and I will just call you.
You don't know -- -Right.
-...you're gonna be on camera when I answer the phone.
But about half of the time, you answer.
-Yeah, I mean, there's been a few times when you tried me
and I was in the bathroom and I strongly considered answering.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-But ultimately, cooler heads prevailed.
[ Laughter ]
-You've always --
-I didn't say what I was doing in the bathroom.
Maybe I was checking my phone in the shower.
[ Laughter ]
-You hate being alone in the bathroom,
it should be noted, so I would ima--
I'm not surprised you brought your phone.
-Well, thus "Wanna Come With,"
the most classic sketch ever to be on your show.
-It was weird that you said "Wanna Come With"
and that there wasn't just an explosion of applause.
Do you want to explain real quick
the sketch you wrote for "SNL" called "Wanna Come With"?
-Yeah, it was based on something I would do
while we worked at "SNL"
on the writing floor, on writers' night.
It was a long walk to the bathroom,
so I would ask people, "Wanna come with?"
[ Laughter ]
So that I wasn't lonely on the walk,
and subsequent, whatever I did in there, you know?
-My favorite -- the time it happened to me,
which is a story I love telling,
is you'd come into my office at like 3:00 in the morning
and you'd say, "Hey, I'm going to the bathroom,
wanna come with?" and I would say,
"I don't wanna come with," and you would close the door.
And I had a frosted glass door, so you could see the silhouette
of the person outside it.
And you'd be like, "Alright," and then you'd close the door
and you would just stay there.
[ Laughter ]
-And then you'd eventually go, "I can see you."
and I'd go, "Wanna come with?!"
-[ Laughs ] "Wanna come with?!"
This was also -- talk about hit characters you've done.
You came on our show, and you've left this as a...
This was a story about --
There was a story, a true story about mummies.
Some mummies were disturbed.
You came on the show as a mummy who was upset they got disturbed
because in -- in the disturbing,
in the act of being disturbed --
-Yeah. -...that happened.
-Yeah.
Okay, well, I can see where you're going with this,
and it's clickbait, but fine, okay.
We can cut to a close. I'll do it. I'll do it.
My doink fell off!
[ Laughter ]
That's what everyone wanted, the catch phrase.
-Yeah. They want it.
You gave them the catch phrase.
We haven't -- I do --
Whenever you're on, I do want to give you the opportunity
to maybe walk back some of the crueler things you've said
about my dog Frisbee.
You know, I feel like as --
You know, again, because you are a parent now,
I feel like you're a more empathetic person.
You probably know how hurtful it's been
that you said those things.
-Right, no. But I will say...
[ Laughter ]
I do have a little hot goss to share.
-Hot goss?
-Yeah, and it's...
you're not gonna like it.
But I do feel like your show is a good place to spill it.
-Okay. -The proverbial tea.
So, it's funny you bring up Frisbee
because this past week, Frisbee was actually spotted
canoodling with the mummy whose doink fell off.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah. It's pretty crazy.
They're Instagram official.
That's them sharing a milkshake, I assume postcoital.
[ Laughter ]
Probably just banging into each other.
I think there's some more.
Yeah, there's another one there in the park.
They were having a picnic.
Probably just had sex together,
probably just slamming into each other.
There on the couch, postcoital.
Frisbee probably just got reamed.
I mean maybe -- I guess his doink fell back on?
This is probably right after some oral.
[ Laughter ]
The doink probably fell back on.
Or they might be pegging, Seth. I don't know.
They might be pegging. It could be anything.
The point is, Frisbee is being sexually satisfied finally,
no thanks to you.
And the thing I got to say, Seth,
the thing I love the most about it all
is if you look at your desk, Stefon was right there.
He was right there, and Frisbee chose correctly.
Frisbee chose the correct choice, okay?
Further proving my point that the mummy whose doink fell off
is a better and more enduring character than Stefon.
I've always said that, and you know that.
-I do know this -- I've never met anyone who,
the way you burned me was playing out a scenario
where you had a lot of sex with my dog.
[ Laughter ]
-Look. I assume this is crushing.
And it's great television, you know.
-Last time I saw you was emotional to some degree.
It's always nice to see you, but we were here
with the whole "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" cast.
It was the night the finale ended.
I certainly enjoyed having you guys all here.
I hope you enjoyed it, as well.
-It was great. It was so much fun.
And you know, it's been weird not shooting the show anymore.
I've had a lot more free time.
-Uh-huh.
-I would say I spend most of my time now working on development.
-Uh-huh. That's a big L.A. thing.
-Developing a lot of projects. -Yeah.
-I like to say I haven't developed this much
since my sophomore year of high school,
when my neck grew 3 feet and the rest of my body
stayed the same size and I looked like
David Spade's character from "Emperor's New Groove"
turning into a llama.
[ Laughter ]
Everybody recommends that, right?
[ Laughter ]
-An "Emperor's New Groove" ref!
-Yeah, I mean, it's -- this is the time to talk about it.
-It is. -But I will say,
I've been developing some stuff.
Not just, like, movies and TV and stuff.
I developed a couple ideas for your show.
-You did? -Yeah.
And I thought maybe I could try them out, if you don't mind.
-Of course.
-Okay, well, like, you know how you do "A Closer Look"?
-I do. -Yeah.
So, I was thinking that I could do one and it would be --
You kind of do, like, a deep dive in politics,
but I would do more of like a macro view of it...
-Okay.
-...in a new segment that I like to call
"A Further Look."
♪♪
Okay.
Okay, so, people in politics are mad,
and everyone thinks that they're right,
but the people on the other side of the issue --
they think that they're right.
[ Laughter ]
This has been "A Further Look."
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Really gonna resonate with people, yeah.
-Yeah, did they play the package on the end of it?
-They did, yeah.
-Okay, it's hard for me -- I can't hear.
I assume it's killing.
Okay, I have another one.
Okay, so...
-There's more?
-Yeah, you know how you do "A Closer Look"?
-Y-Yes.
-Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Well, I'm gonna do my own version...
[ Laughing ]
...in a segment that we call
"A Farther Look."
♪♪
Is the package happening? -Yeah.
-Okay.
[ Laughing ] Will you cue me when it's on?
Okay, let's take a -- let's take a look at this.
Oh, yeah. See, there's Washington, D.C.
And that's a lot farther than you're used to seeing it.
I think we've got another one here.
That's like a satellite picture.
That's even farther.
That's, like, very far away.
This has been "A Farther Look."
[ Cheers and applause ]
Are we clear? -We're clear, yeah.
-Okay. So, I do have one more.
[ Laughter ] -I have one more. Okay.
-I know how I do "A Closer Look."
Yeah, you know "A Closer Look." That's the setup.
And a new segment I like to call
"A Farthing Look."
♪♪
Okay, so...
it's that.
That's a farthing.
And we're looking at it.
That's from 1945, so that's a good one.
This has been "A Farthing Look."
[ Cheers and applause ]
-That's Andy Samberg, everybody.
"Baking It" --
"Baking It" is available to stream on Peacock, December 2nd.