*vocalizing to Mask Off by Future*
QUAH!
So I haven't done one of these in a second *forced laughter*
Lazy...
Welcome to a QUAH!
For a large portion of you guys that are new here:
QUAH is what the letter Q and the letter A would sound like put together in my mind...
I'm crazy...
That's right!
This is a Q and A!
But not a normal Q and A
Because... I...
...
Am black!
DIVERSITY! *more forced laughter*
Also I noticed there's a big trend going around on the interwebs
I guess, running out of ideas
So they decide..
"you know I'm just gonna put on noise cancelling headphones...
sing my heart out...
for the sake of laughs?
I guess..."
When I first saw that I was like:
"Why?".................................
So I'm gonna do it!
Except I don't have fancy headphones like Beats by Dre because
I have different priorities on where I spend MY money
Like on food and porn
So I have these noise cancelling earphones and you're just gonna have to deal with it
So this is me!
Singing with noise cancelling earphones!
And answering your questions... at the same time
Killing two birds with one stone!
I'll probably regret this when I run out of ideas later
I'm gonna go stand up now...
Okay so I found really crappy headphones
But I put my earphones underneath my headphones to give the optical illusion like I have my shit together
Am I screaming? I don't think so, am I talking loud?
Let's gooo!!
Elastic Heart by Sia
Oooooh I can't hear anYTHING
♫ And another one bites the dust
'til I can not not be qu- loooo- ♫
I messed that one up
*incomprehensible jumbled singing*
I don't know the words
Take your SHIT!
Thrussy Pussy
Daddy
NO!
I AM Coachella
*several shots of Mac vocalizing to an unknown song*
Twelve
*aggressive, slightly worrying laughter*
???
♫ Girl I've got thick skin and an Elastic
Heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ♫
I don't know, do I weigh one hundred eighty pounds?
The answer to that is no, actually, I weigh more, but like
Shut up!
♫ Girl you know I want your love
your love was handdade f- somebody like me
I'm in love with the shape of you ♫
*vocalizing to Shape Of You by Ed Sheeran*
Mm seven
Every Wednesday
Chris Pratt's scruff
Ooh I wanna feel that on my ASS
♫ C'mon be my baby c'mon x2 ♫
Neither
Because
What the fuck?
I don't know
does this or does this pussy not pop open over the weekend?
♫ Percocet ♫
*vocalizing to Mask Off by Future again throughout*
♫ Molly, percocet
Percocet
Molly, percocet ♫
When it's between this ASS
?
Someone stop me
He took my heterosexuality
Well BEING a registered white woman
???
I can tell you that
It's great
I can just casually walk by a police officer and be like:
"Hey!"
And still not shit my pants
HELL YEE
FIGHT ME
WHY NO?
Why y'all think pineapple on pizza's a bad thing?
Why y'all afraid
Of deliciousness?
Racist
Bitch
Hoe
Racist Bitch Hoe
Okay I'm done
*vocalizing to, you guessed it, Mask Off by Future... again*
Jealous bitch
Y'all jealous bitch
Jealous on the flo' bitch
♫ I turn my chin music up
And I'm puffing my chest
I still get jealous
'Cause you're too sexy beautiful ♫
It will be the greatest end
To this terrifying saga
Imagine the views on the video though
"Story time! A Disney star tried to arrest me!"
*Un-Break My Heart by Toni Braxton plays in the background*
♫ I still get jealous
-Still get jealooooouss
-Still get jealoOoOOous
-Still get jealooUUuOOs
-Still get jealous ♫
Like this thrussy is reaching new levels
CupcakKe would be proud
I don't know, do I follow you?
Ooooh that was accidentally bitchy, I'm sorry
And I don't even follow you so I'm gonna follow you right now because I feel bad
Oooooh let's do Beyoncé
*vocalizing to Crazy In Love by Beyoncé
(ft.Jay-Z)
cheating bastard*
What, what, what
♫ I'm lookin' so doh- deep in your eyes
Touch on you more and more every time
-Love's got me looking so crazy right now, your love's got me looking so crazy right now ♫
I'm tired
Of course you will BITCH
♫ -Crazy your love got me looking so crazy so crazy your love ♫
I am speaking on one panel
So far
I don't know what else I'm doing I'm still
Still trying to figure that out
Stay tuned!
Oh my gawwwwwwd!
Right now I'm a bitch for Persona 5
I'm full
*vocalizing/screaming to Crazy In Love by Beyoncé (ft. Jay-Z)*
♫ -Looking so crazy your love got me looking got me looking so crazy your love ♫
Jay-Z, Jay-Z
♫ Young Hov young dumn da doh- ♫
I don't know the words *laugh? scream? possession? who knows*
I just
Said it
And I kept it
Literally, that's what happened
Q: "Are Trix really for kids?"
Hm, not the way I use them...
♫ Your love on top top top top toooop
You're the one I want
You're the one I neeeed
Come on baby it's youuuuuu ♫
*vocalizing to Love On Top by Beyoncé*
♫ FINALLY YOU PUT MY LOVE ON TOP
BABY YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I LOVE
BABY IT'S YOUUUUUUU
YOU'RE THE ONE I ALWAYS CALL ♫
*visibly winded and panting*
Q: "How high are you when you're making your videos?"
I don't do drugs I'm
And last but NOT least
Q: "Sing your favorite song please"
♫ I'm gonna swing from the chandeli-
-IIIEr
From the chandelIiiIIiEeeEer
IIIIIIIII'm
Gonna live
Like tomorrow doesn't exiiiiiist
Like it doesn't exiiiiiiiIist
IIiiIIII'm
Gonna flyyyyyy like a
BIrD from the NIIiiiiGht
Feel my tears as they dryyyy
IIIiiiIIIIIiIi'm
Gonna swwiiiiiing
From the chandeliiIIIiiIeEEer
From the chandeliiiIIEIIEIIer
???
Thank you guys so much for watching!
And thank you guys so much for letting this bitch corrupt over two hundred thousand of y'all
Last time I made one of these videos I was at like 80k I think
God damn how time has passed *laugh*
And I'll make sure I'll do another one of these when I hit, I don't know
Two hundred and fifty?
Anyways, I'm gonna go
Get some kale, I should be very L.A. today
My name's Mac and don't forget to like, comment, share, and subscreebé
BWAAAAAH!
I spent I shit you not, 4 hours making the captions for this video so if I don't get approved someone's gonna catch these hands
Bye bitches bluh