Fantasy sports leagues are wildly popular.
You can play fantasy football, fantasy baseball,
fantasy basketball.
You name it, there's a fantasy league for it.
And now it's gotten so crazy that it's crossed over
to people who don't even care about sports.
Uh-oh. Who has Peyton?
Tommy, is that you?
Yep, that's me. What'd he do?
The offer on the house that he loved was accepted!
Yes! Peyton Cariole is moving his wife and kids
into a nice, beautiful home.
What's that, 40 points?
Yeah!
This could be you
if you played Fantasy Life League.
Yeah, why?
Looks like he slept through a street cleaning
and got a $60 ticket.
Minus 10 points!
-Come on, man. -Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
That's what you get for wasting a pick
on a guy with a drinking problem.
[ Both laugh ]
Fantasy Life League
turns the lives of the boring people you know
into the most exciting game on the planet.
Oh, hell yeah.
Judy had a wonderful visit with her grandkids.
Quality time with the grandchildren, 20 points.
Eeeeeeeeeeee. You know what that is?
Eeeeee. Ask me what that is.
What is that?
That's your flatline, 'cause you're dying.
Eeeeeeeeee.
[ Weakly ] Take care of my cats.
When your friends go through hard times,
you'll be right there with them.
Oh, no. Guys, Amanda's aunt died.
That's minus 100 points,
and it [bleep] up my whole season.
And when they triumph, so will you.
Oh, yes, Mother[bleep]
Jesse just adopted a rescue dog.
Ooh, my God.
Just look at that [bleep] cute dog, huh?
That's a terrier mix, bitch! Oh, my God!
Companionship for Jesse,
25 points for me!
You like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah!
When you play Fantasy Life League,
you don't have to pretend to be happy for your friends.
Eddie's MRI came back negative.
Those symptoms were just due to anxiety.
My man has no serious health issues.
Oh! That's 30 points.
Damn it!
[ Laughs ]
Hey, hey. Eeeeee. Eeeeee.
Ask me what that is. Eeeeeeeee.
And as your friends move up in life,
you'll move up into first place.
Are you happy you traded me Liz for Frank?
Why?
And are you happy you traded me Eric for Wendy?
Why? Did something happen with Liz and Eric?
Not much. They just went camping.
And got engaged underneath the stars!
-Yes! -[ Groans ]
Eric loves Liz, Liz loves Eric.
They want to spend their lives with each other.
200 points.
I hope she cheats on him.
Well, you better hope it's not with Rick Roberts,
'cause I got him, too.
The only friends you'll be jealous of
are the ones that outsmarted you
in Fantasy Life League.
Yes! Jennifer got the job!
Tommy is the Fantasy Life champion for this season.
You all are losers, but it's okay.
[Bleep] y'all! Y'all suck!
[ Laughs ]
Ooh. It's my boss.
You got a job?
Hello?
Oh, no. Uh...
Tommy got so into Fantasy League Life
that he started blowing off work,
and now his boss just called and fired his ass.
Minus 40 points.
[ Laughter ]
Fantasy Life League.