-Guys, you may have heard about this,
but the website Yahoo! Answers just announced
that they're shutting down forever.
[ Audience groans ]
And it really -- it's really difficult news,
because one of my favorite groups is the Yahoo! --
Yahoo! Answers lounge singers.
[ Laughter ]
They're one of my favorite groups.
They sing real Yahoo! Answers submitted by real people.
So, if you don't mind, I booked them on the show
to perform one last time.
Here they are, the Yahoo! Answers lounge singers.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Ronda.
-Hi, Kad. How's it going?
-Yeah. It's going great.
I got some questions that need answered.
-Alrighty, well, I'm going to see what I can do.
[ Laughter ]
-♪ Can someone please give me a Netflix username and password? ♪
-♪ Just give me $10 a month ♪
♪ And I'll give you my name and password ♪
-Oh, hey, I like that answer.
-Yeah, I like that question.
-Alright. Well, how about this one?
♪ Is Christian Bale a Christian ♪
♪ Since his name is Christian? ♪
-♪ Is Mitt Romney a baseball glove? ♪
-Now that -- now that is a good point.
-Yeah, that's a good point, Kas.
-Kad.
-Kad is my friend.
-This next one makes a good point as well.
♪ Which is worse? ♪
♪ Ignorance or apathy ♪
-♪ I don't know and I don't care ♪
-Oh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
That -- that stings.
-Yeah, it stings.
It stings worse than a shook up beehive.
You know what that is. -[ Laughs ] Yeah
-Yeah. -You can say that again.
-It's when you take a bunch of bees and you shake them,
and the last one that stings you, you got to marry him.
-Let's -- let's see how spicy
this next question is.
♪ How many fingers am I holding up? ♪
♪ Depends... ♪
♪ Are you angry? ♪
-Oh. [ Applause ]
I'm glad --
I'm glad you're here to answer my questions.
-And I'm happy as pie to be answering them,
and I think we know what that means,
the saying.
[ Laughter ]
[ Piano solo ]
♪♪
Oh, get into it.
♪♪
[ Laughter and applause ]
-I got another one for you.
-Lay it on me, my inquisitive friend Kad.
-♪ Why do chips get stale? ♪
-♪ Thog don't care ♪
-Thog? Thog wrote that?
-Classic Thog.
Thog wrote that indeed.
-I wonder if Thog wrote this next one.
-Oh. [ Giggles ]
-♪ How do you get YouTube to come film you? ♪
-♪ Just keep on calling ♪
♪ And soon they will respond ♪
[ Laughs ] -Wow.
-Yeah. -That took a turn.
[ Laughter ]
-You know, I just got to find it sometimes, but I do.
I do. I find it in my own time.
-Yeah, you got it.
I got one more question, if you've got some time.
-Oh, yeah, I'm going nowhere. I live here.
[ Laughter ]
-Yeah? -I live in here.
-Okay, perfect.
♪ Has anyone ever held their breath for over an hour? ♪
-♪ Yes ♪
♪ Dead people ♪
-That is all our time, folks. Thanks for having us.
We'll be right back with more of "The Tonight Show."
Why do I say that?
We're not on "The Tonight Show."
Oh, we are, we are!
Hey, Jimmy! Hey, say hi.
-Oh, my gosh. -Oh, my goodness.
-I'm a big fan.
[ Cheers and applause ]