-We live in a world completely--
-Duh.
It's called Earth.
No.
I mean, yes, but--
We live in a world, a completely different world from what you're used to.
-What do you mean?
-The people, they've changed.
There's the pokers.
-[giggles]
-[sighs deeply]
-[giggles]
-[groans]
-[giggles]
[giggles]
Ha--
-[sighs deeply]
-The camera whores.
[shutter clicks]
-Add caption:
"I look terrible in this picture."
Now people will write nice things about me.
-What are you doing?
-Taking off my shirt.
-Why?
-So I can take a picture of myself so it looks like I'm not flexing, but I really is.
-That's just gonna make you look like a douche.
-I know. [laughs]
[strains, camera shutter clicks]
-The wall spammers.
[heavy metal music playing]
-Spam!
[grunts weakly]
-And much, much worse.
[dramatic music plays]
-It's been nearly four hours and my blueberries aren't ready to harvest
and neither are my sheep.
-[baas]
-What kind of world is this?
-Oh, it's not a world.
-Then what is it?
-You don't wanna know.
-Oh, okay.
-It's a world...
called Facebook.
-Teehee.
-Hey.
-Who are you?
-I'm Tom
and this is MySpace.
-Actually, no, this is my house.
-Oh, yeah? Then why don't you ask Dad.
-Oh, hey Xanga.
-[muffled] Hey!