You know you gotta pay for that, right?
Alright, c'mon.
Not O-K!
I don't know what came over me, Logan.
Once I popped, I just couldn't stop.
Not that - THIS!
"Mid-strength"??
When I send you on a beer run, I intend to get MAGGOT!
Oh yeah...
Got ourselves an X-Men fan.
Maybe a quarter of it happened.
Don't remember the other three quarters for some strange reason.
I only bought it for Cyclops.
Read it now, fan-girl.
Logan.
I don't wanna talk about it!
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
What problem?
I need the girl.
What girl?
The one standing next to you.
Good try, Logan.
I think you almost had them fooled.
No.
Noooo.
No!
Struth!
Only two claws per hand?
So you can only cook four kebabs at a time?
Sucks to be you, girlie.
You interrupted me!
No.
No way.
Nooo.
Oh no.
Nah.
Niente.
Nien!
Oh, hell no!
She's like you.
Very much like you.
I'm Wolverine...!
Aww!
I resent that comparison.
I identify a lot more with Cyclops.
I'm not whatever it is you think I am.
I think you're my dad.
These were my first clue.
Those could've come from any bloke!
Hey, why do you look like hell?
I thought you weren't supposed to age.
Shouldn't you still look like this portrait I found in the attic?
No, don't show me...!!
So you're like a reverse Dorian Gray?
Oh, great!
Now I'll have to make another nine movies!
Thanks a lot, kid.
She needs our help.
Someone'll come along.
Someone has come along.
See? What'd I tell ya.
And his name is Logan.
Crikey.
Small bloody world.
This is what life looks like.
If you're a hopeless sot.
I said "heads up".
SHUT UP!!
You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me!
I knew you were my dad!
Not that! The Sentinels!
I went back in time and stopped the Sentinels from destroying mutant-kind.
Oh, here we go again - "the Sentinels".
Don't indulge his fantasy.
The Sentinels were real - I read about them.
But wasn't it Cyclops who saved us from them?
Aww, I'm about to go full berserker Wolverine like in the comics!!!
Logan, why did you just murder a whole bunch of anti-logging activists?
Sir, I'd like to buy you a beer.
Does that answer your question?
Make it a keg.
"Tie me kangaroo d--"
Aw, bloody hell.
How many have I had?
Nineteen.
Well.
Might as well make it even.
[POLICE OFFICER] Sir, please step out of the vehicle.
[LOGAN] Ahh, what are ya pickin' on me for?
This is mutant discriminimation.
Y- You're a mutist, lady.
[POLICE OFFICER] Sir, have you been drinking today?
[LOGAN] Ahh, just a couple o' light ones. Look, don't you recognise me?
I'm the bloody Wolverine... honey.
[POLICE OFFICER] Sir, you appear to be drunk.
In this state, driving whilst intoxicated carries a minimum of three years' prison.
[LOGAN] Aw, nah, c'mon - I"m a celebrity!
Kid... I'll show you. Kid, where's that comic book you had the other day?
[LAURA] You shredded it, remember?
And then you used the shreds to roll joints.
[LOGAN] Oh, that's a lie!
Look, I'll prove it. I've got amadantium runnin' all through me!
[POLICE OFFICER] Sir, drop the concealed weapons!
[LOGAN] "Concealed weap--"? These are my ajamantium-coated bone claws!
We both got 'em! Kid, show her your bone claws.
[LAURA] I have no idea what he's talking about.
[LOGAN] She's lying again! She's got two-thirds as much bone claw as I have!
[POLICE OFFICER] Sir, interlace your bone claws behind your head and drop to your knees.
[LOGAN] Come on, haven't you heard of the X-Men? I'm an X-Man!
Well, an ex-X-Man, but still!
[POLICE OFFICER] The X-Men? Yes I have heard of the X-Men.
That's with that Cyclops guy, right? He's amazing.
[LOGAN ROARS, INTENSE CLAW SLASHING]
[POLICE OFFICER] Sir, you are murdering an officer of the law!
The state looks badly upon this--
[SLASH, BODY DROP]
[LAURA] Wow!
Now THAT was berserker Wolverine!
Too bad no one was here to see it.