- ♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪
- ♪ Travel down the road ♪ ♪ And back again ♪
- ♪ Your heart is true ♪ - ♪ You're a pal and a confidant ♪
- Is it go time? - (laughs) Is it?
- It's go time, isn't it?
- (PvF) What are we doing?
- We're doing Golden Girls! Oh no!
- Try For The First Time. (laughs)
- Try not eating...
- (PvF) Try Not To Eat.
- Ah, dang it! - Try Not To Eat.
- (PvF) Try Not To Eat: Golden Girls.
- No! - (laughs) Alright!
- Is this your first Try Not To Eat?
- Yes!
- Oh, you're in for a treat.
- I try not to eat?
- (Sophia) If this sauce was a person,
I'd get naked and make love to it.
(Cassie laughs) - Amen, amen sister.
- Shady Pines, ma! Shady Pines!
(Jair laughs)
- It's nuts.
- I know that she was supposed to be just like a guest character,
and they were like okay, she's too funny.
- Wait, really?
- Absolutely an occasion.
- 12 hours?
- She was so fun. - She's so cute.
- Oh my God, yes, lasagna!
- Oh, lasagna!
- Oh my God, Sophia!
- (PvF) Sharon! - (Jair) Sharon!
- What? I'm not eating it, I just cut it!
- (PvF) One bite of Sophia's Lasagna al Forno
will most certainly make you wanna get naked and make love to it.
I mean, how could you resist?
- I don't know if we can do that on camera.
(buzzer) (PvF laughs)
- I thought you were done. (laughs)
- Oh my God.
Cheese is my favorite thing.
- Yay! - So...
Ooh!
- I'll be prepared today! - Yay!
- I'm gonna take a Lactaid!
And it's a fast acting Lactaid, so I'll be ready to
not try this lasagna.
(Cassie whimpers) - Oh my...
But it smells so good!
- Oh. - Oh, oh.
- Oh Jayse! - Oh, oh, oh!
I thought we had to get naked to eat the lasagna.
Did I misunderstand? (Chris laughs)
- Can't, I can't, I can't on the first one.
- Ah, that smells so good. - Oh my goodness.
- What makes it Lasagna al Forno?
- It's so good, it's like porno? (laughs)
- (PvF) Lasagna al Forno is made with a smooth, creamy, bechamel sauce.
- Ugh, al Forno. - I can't.
I can't. - Then do it.
- I can't, I have to, I must!
- ♪ I felt my fork a creepin' ♪ (both laugh)
- I'm gonna pass on the first item.
(gasps) I've never done that before!
- ♪ My clothes off ♪
- Oh, Nelly. (Chris laughs)
(buzzer)
- Oh God, how is it? How is it, how is it, tell me.
- Oh my God. - Tell me everything.
- Oh my God! - Tell me everything!
- Oh God, yes. (laughs)
(buzzer) - (Sharon) It's good, isn't it?
- Mmm, mmm, mmm. - Isn't it good?
- This is an Eat In One Second, right, we're good, or?
(Chris laughs)
- Oh, I'm Dorothy. - You think so?
- Oh yeah.
- I think maybe Sharon would be Sophia?
- Shar, yeah, I could see it.
- I feel like she doesn't really filter,
like, she definitely, just like, and she's sarcastic and funny.
- That makes you Sophia.
- In my head, like, I feel like I'm a sexy Blanche.
(Chris laughs)
But I feel like... - Jayse is Blanche,
alright, that's it, that's it.
- (PvF) You know who our Betty White is?
Benison.
(Chris laughs) - Oh, fam, yo!
- Yo fam!
- (Dorothy) Rose, is this another one of those
Scandinavian viking concoctions? - (Rose) Yes!
- Ooh, Rose.
- I know this episode. (laughs) - Oh my goodness.
- Oh, Genurkenflurken cake! You love cake, Chris!
- No!
- I'm not sure I would trust her to cook me anything.
- That's fair.
- Did you ever wanna try this?
- Oh, I gotta try it. - Oh my God.
- Oh! - Isn't that crazy?
- Oh my! - What?
- Oh my God, look at the little... - No!
- (PvF) We've got a slice of Rose's famous Scandinavian
Genurkenflurken cake for you to try.
- Oh my God, this smells so good!
- Chris, I feel like you made mention of being a sweet tooth kinda guy so...
- I gosh darn did! - Yes! (laughs)
(buzzer)
- Oh, that is delightful!
(buzzer)
- (Jair) (whispers) Yeah.
- That's good.
- I'm doing it. - Ugh.
- I'm doing it, I don't care.
I'm doing it. (buzzer)
- (Martine) Oh my God, tell me. - Mmm.
- Oh no!
- I love this show. Love this show.
- It would be a waste of a Lactaid if I didn't eat this.
(buzzer)
- I think it is raspberry. - Mmm.
- ♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪ - Ugh! (laughs)
- (PvF) Did you know they had a spin off show?
- I did, and it's when Rue McClanahan and Betty White
went and ran a hotel.
- (PvF) Sophia, Blanche, and Rose buy an abandoned hotel,
and run it with Cheech Marin.
- No way! - Oh my God, what?
- Are you serious? Golden Palace?
- I saw like one episode of this. - How do you know all this?
- And then I didn't see anything else,
and then I found out it only had one season.
- You're passing?
- (blows) Yes. I'm even blowing the...
- I'm impressed. - Whatever this is on there.
I don't even wanna look at it.
I don't wanna look at you when you remove this.
I just wanna erase this moment.
- Mwah!
- It's really, really, oh my God. (gasps)
No! - (Cassie) Oh.
(buzzer)
- (PvF) Mmm. - (whispers) It's okay.
- Oh, you are evil.
What are they making?
- (Rose) I know how we could make the time go faster.
We could sing a war song. (Martine laughs)
Like they do on the railroad. (Sharon laughs)
♪ Gonna stuff a chicken ♪
- ♪ Gonna stuff a chicken ♪
- ♪ Like my momma taught me ♪
- Betty White is a genius. - I love Rose!
I love her, and they're so mean to her in this.
- (both) Just stop it! (Chris laughs)
- I love her.
- (Blanche) Who on earth could that be at 3 o'clock in the morning?
- (Dorothy) Maybe it's a Jehovah's Witness with a caffeine problem.
(Jair gasps) (Sharon laughs)
- Oh my! - Oh my God.
- Oh!
- ♪ Gonna stuff a chicken ♪ - Ooh!
(buzzer)
- (PvF) There's nothing quite like a roasted stuffed chicken
made with love and song, especially at 3 o'clock in the morning.
- Did you say this was a Rose-ted chicken?
- Oh!
- ♪ Gonna stuff a chicken ♪ - ♪ We're gonna do it well ♪
- ♪ Gonna stuff a chicken ♪ - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm, that's good. - How are you feeling?
- Mm-hmm!
- Of like taking a stand against bread crumbs in a chicken's butthole.
I'm not gonna eat that.
- I feel like I had my dinner and my dessert already.
Chicken butt.
- Just sticks his nose right up there.
- (laughs) Just right in there. - Ooh la la.
- That's good chicken. - I'll be the judge of that.
(Sharon laughs) Okay?
Juice. - (Sharon) I know right?
(buzzer)
- ♪ I'm gonna stuff a chicken ♪
- (PvF) Are you ready for the next round?
- Nicole, are you gonna come over here
and eat a bite of it in front of me, just to spite me?
(PvF laughs)
- Try Not To. Try Not To Eat.
Guess what? - Chicken butt?
- Yep! (both laugh)
(buzzer)
- I am literally feeling lightheaded right now.
I have never, in the history, in the history of this show
have I ever passed on three items.
- Oh hi, Elliot.
- That door looks like it was like painted, like a cartoon door.
- Oh see, he hit on her.
- Is it alcoholic?
- You're throwing alcohol at me too?
- Ooh.
- Oh, do I want this so badly.
- Thank you, so see, look, you didn't even set it down,
'cause you knew. (buzzer)
- Ooh, it smells delicious.
- (PvF) Blanche has made you one of her signature drinks,
a Sloe Gin Fizz, made with lemon, simple syrup,
club soda, and sloe gin, a gin made from sloe berries.
- I don't think I've ever head of sloe berries.
What is a sloe berry?
It's not a fast berry, that's for sure.
- (laughs) Yes!
- Oh my God, it smells so refreshing.
- Oh my God, please try it and tell me.
- I'm so thirsty. - Please have it,
and just tell me what it tastes like.
(buzzer)
- Gin. - Mmm.
- Isn't that nice?
- It's gonna run right through me.
- Mmm.
(Chris slurps) (buzzer)
- Ah, oh, that's refreshing.
- It smells like lemonade. This smells so refreshing.
- And there's actual gin in here?
- ♪ Sippin' on gin and juice ♪ (Sharon laughs)
♪ Laid back ♪ (laughs)
(both slurping) (buzzer)
- Mmm. - You're right.
- After that lasagna, the cake. - That is refreshing.
- 'Cause like aw, that goes down nice. - I needed something to wash it down.
- Oh yeah. - Yeah.
- I'm really thirsty. (both laugh)
- Nicole, this is fabulous.
- (PvF) Sloe gin is a British digestive.
- Ah.
- (PvF) This cocktail was very popular in the '40s and '50s,
but then saw a major resurgence when it appeared on the Golden Girls.
- Oh! - Of course!
- Nice! - Gotta have the Blanche cocktail.
- Oh sure!
- Mmm. (buzzer)
- Oh my God, I can't listen to your sounds!
- Oh my God, it's like lemony and light.
- No!
- (PvF) Are you ready for the next round?
- I will be in a minute. - (PvF) You ready for the last round?
- Oh my!
- (PvF) Oh, alright.
- (Chris) I'm not gonna do that. - Okay, now ready.
- (Blanche) Rose! - What is she makin'?
- (Blanche) What in Hell are you doing, it is 2 a.m!
- What in Hell. It's always 2 a.m.
- (Rose) Another batch of Sperheoven Krispies.
(audience laughs)
- Sperheoven Krispies? - They can never sleep.
- Well, I'm Norwegian, and it's great.
- She's doing German, Scandinavian, what's up?
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- (Rose) ...throw up from the stench, that's when they're done.
They're delicious, you just have to know how to eat them!
- Oh my God. - (laughs) Oh God.
- (Rose) Plug your nose with one hand.
- Oh, so it's like made of durian is what you're telling me.
- Durian?
- Is this the punishment?
- No, this is just the last one.
- Isn't that so funny? I love her so much.
- Oh, I would want this. This is like giving Willy Wonka.
- (laughs) And they all just... - And they all just, yeah. (laughs)
(both laugh)
- (Dorothy) This is delicious!
(both laugh)
- Yes, Sophia. - Sophia.
- (Sophia) Hey, give me a break, you can't smell that from the hall.
(Sharon laughs)
- (PvF) Are you ready for the fun Easter egg?
That's all acting, because look, there's nothing on the plate.
- Nothing on the plate. - Wait, what?
They're just eating air?
- That's fun, I never noticed... - Did the editor...
I wonder if they even caught that?
- Ooh! - (laughs) I love it.
Dang it, I love rice.
- Ooh, this looks like Rice Krispies.
- I wanna know how something can taste like three things at once.
- They smell weird. - Oh, oh God, they stink.
- (PvF) While Rose's St. Olaf Sperheoven Krispies
might smell like a disaster, they taste absolutely divine.
It's a weird experience that you must try for yourself,
and you must do it the proper way of holding your nose
to pop one in your mouth.
- Oh, this does not smell good.
- I think I have to, 'cause these smell terrible.
What is that smell?
(buzzer) - That was a good bite.
- Oh my God, they're so good!
- (Jair) What does it taste like? Tell us!
- Well. (buzzer)
Oh, come on!
- Oh my God. - That's good!
- Oh.
- This smell does not sit well with me.
- Yeah, I think it works.
- Something's funky in there, what is that?
- It tastes like cheesecake. - Mm-hmm.
- Chocolate frosting, and strawberries.
(Jair gasps)
- Cheesecake. - It's the cheesecake yeah.
It's like, yeah. - (PvF) A little tang.
- A little tang is what I'm getting, yeah.
- Ladies, we're in the home stretch, I'm doing it for you.
For me, and for my freakin' love of cheesecake!
- Wow. - Mm-hmm!
- I'm almost tempted, but the smell's got me gagging.
- Do you like weird smells?
If stuff smells bad... - Uh...
- I will smell it like three times just to confirm that it smells awful.
- (PvF) Congratulations, Martine! (crowd cheers)
- Oh my...
(mimics explosion)
- (PvF) She was the only one to avoid all of these dishes.
- She didn't eat!?
She's not a true fan, that's okay.
- Can you like, just put an explosion on my brain right now?
- Oh.
- Anybody can wear a shirt, doesn't mean you're a true fan.
That's all I'm saying.
- (PvF) You know what prize you're missing out on?
- Cheesecake? - Cheesecake?
- (PvF) Put your headphones on.
- Oh! - Aww!
- Please, please. - (Blanche) Oh my God.
- (Dorothy) Blanche, what's wrong?
- (Blanche) Here we are in the middle of a crisis...
- What is wrong?
- Oh my God! - (Blanche) And there's no cheesecake.
- (laughs) And there's no cheesecake!
(both gasp)
- (Blanche) Yes, but I found two gray hairs.
- Yes!
(Sharon laughs)
- (Dorothy) Blanche, you're over 50, finding two gray hairs
is no reason to eat a whole cheesecake.
(both laugh)
- (Blanche) I found the two gray hairs in the cheesecake.
- Oh, it can't have gray hairs in it, because it is not punishment.
- It's everything you wanted.
- Yes it is! Look at these!
That's enough reason for me! - Did you eat a whole cheesecake?
- Uh-huh!
- (Dorothy) Oh, that's great.
- (laughs) Look at that, they're always prepared.
- Bravo.
- (gasps) It's coming with alcohol!
- Oh my God! - Oh my!
- Oh, Nicole, I thought she was gonna set it here.
- No, not you putting it on... I can...
- Ah, oh my God. - Oh!
- (PvF) There isn't Golden Girls without a bunch of cheesecakes,
and for our winners, we've got a cheesecake sampler
with all the favorites, and of course,
a nice glass of wine to pair with it.
- It's a good thing you have this glass separating us.
- (gasps) Cheers to People Vs Food.
- Ah, wait, no! - What did I...
- Let me admire it longer! - Just waft.
- Let me just look at it, oh no! - Waft the stink, waft the stink!
- Oh no. - Oh?
- Is it everything you wanted? - Oh!
It is so good.
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Chris, Jayse, Cassie, Sharon, and Jair,
you were all tempted, and for that, you must suffer the consequences.
- This is my literal nightmare.
- This was truly worth every moment of torture on this show.
- Which one's your favorite? - Ladies, we did it!
- The punishment can't be that bad.
- Please don't be gross.
- (Rose) Do we have the ingredients for Kerflugenglugen?
- Kerflugen? - (laughs) Kerflugenglugen.
- Kerflugenglugen! - Oh, we gonna have more cake?
- (Dorothy) Do what the rest of us do, buy frozen Kerflugenglugen.
(both laugh)
- (Rose) Oh, I could never... - They sell that?
- Candied Herring? No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- Candied herring? - (Rose) I use Red Hots for the eyes.
- Oh God.
Oh God. - You have got this!
- Candied herring? - Oh my God, no, it smells so bad!
- (PvF) No silverware, and you gotta use your hands.
Don't you worry, we don't have any of the frozen
Kerflugenglugen for you today,
Rose has made her specialty candied herring,
complete with red hots for the eyes.
- I can't believe what I'm herring right now!
(Jayse laughs)
- This smells like a shoe.
- I'm just sad. I don't mind this.
Is this gross? Of course it's gross.
Am I looking forward to eating it? No.
But it's funny.
- (PvF) Four bites for each of you. - Four bites for both.
(herring clicking)
- Oh God, oh God, oh God.
- Ooh. (laughs) - Ugh!
- That is powerful!
- Well [censored]! (Martine laughs)
- Oh God. - Oh God!
- I only have one card. (laughs)
And it's not the one you think it is.
It's a Get Out Of Punishment.
- (Sharon) I would play that if I were you.
- So I'm gonna need you to bring the cheesecake back.
I've been holding, this one's got some bend in it.
- That looks like it's had a life.
- Ooh!
- Let me tell you, like, you're gonna want that one.
won't be sweet. - I'm telling you!
That's the one piece I think I'm gonna go for!
- That one won't be super sweet.
- (PvF) Jayse? - Yes?
- This is a Try Not To Eat, ah!
We're gonna put delicious food in front of you,
and you're gonna try not to eat it!
(Jayse gags)
- Its head is literally dissolving in my hands!
- Okay, okay. I can do one more.
I can do one more.
(Jayse gags)
- (Martine) We're thinking of puppies.
- Woah, I got it! (grunts)
- You ready? - Do the honors.
- Are you ready? You're gonna want that one.
That won't be as sweet. - 'Cause it's not sweet.
- It's not as sweet, yeah. - Well, you get ready too.
'Cause you're eating with me!
- Oh my God!
Oh, I love you so much! - That's right!
- I wish I was a duck, then I could just swallow without chewing.
- I wish I could. (laughs)
- I got you, you did it. - (whimpers) I did it!
- I'm so proud of you! - I did it!
- I'm so proud!
- Oh my God, thank you. - Can we get another glass in here?
- I have to, I'm gonna eat it! One...
- Jesus, Sharon! - Two.
- Okay! Geez, that's a lot of...
- Mm-hmm.
- She, I'm hearing bones?
- You don't eat the bones? - Yes.
- How? Not like that?
- (PvF) Not like that.
(Sharon laughs)
If you have the two cards,
that does also get your partner out of the punishment,
but Sharon ate while I was going to get her another glass of wine.
- She sure did.
- (PvF) So I was not here to stop her.
- First time trying cheesecake.
- It's so good, right?
- This is a lot of cheesecake. (laughs)
Then that's the bite I should've took.
- This is, this is... - You let me load up like that?
- Yeah. - You are feeling it.
- ♪ Card attached would say ♪ ♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪
- Everybody wish Sharon happy birthday in the comments!
(Sharon laughs) She's a Golden Girl!
- Hey! - Ah!
- (PvF) Thank you guys so much for watching
this Try Not To Eat: Golden Girls episode.
Let us know what you thought of all these crazy St. Olaf recipes,
like the frozen... - Kerflugenglugen!
- (PvF) In the comments below, and be sure to follow us
on Instagram and TikTok for more!
Cheers? - Cheers.
Ugh, ugh!
That's flurgen disgusting!