(yo-yo whirring)
(plastic clunking)
(Paloma laughing)
- Cosmo don't know 'bout the Milly rock, do they?
Hey, I'm Paloma Mami,
and today we're gonna be playing Secret Talent Test
with Cosmo, but first, my actual secret talent is...
Y'all gonna have to stick around
to see what it really is.
I'm so bad at this.
How am I gonna do that?
Listen, this how I do it.
That's my technique, you know?
It's not a lot of movement going on,
but, it's shuffling.
We could try a little...
(cards flicking)
(Paloma chortles)
That was supposed to be when they interlap,
but, it doesn't happen 'cause of the nails.
So we're just gonna pretend,
and just stick them in there.
If no one sees you doing the shuffling,
they won't know how it's done, so.
Oh, I thought I was gonna do another trick I knew.
But, I forgot it.
(cards thudding)
Got a good shuffled deck right here.
I don't know if I could do that.
I can do lots of expressions, you know, of my eyebrows,
but, I can't.
This is all I could do.
(upbeat music)
You know, also, I think 'cause my hair is tight,
I can't really move them that much
as I would want to, but, nope.
Yeah, definitely can't.
(upbeat music)
Boy, you goin' be here a couple hours
if y'all want me to draw my hand in detail
'cause, I'm a little bit of an artist
so, this is gonna be fun.
Let me just do this
and, kinda, trace it out real quick,
how kindergartens would do it,
and draw mostly on my clothes.
I actually drew my shirt.
Okay, can I do my nails?
I love to draw to relax.
When I'm like stressed and stuff,
I'm like, "Hmm, let me not do anything
that I need to do, and just start drawing."
Feel like everybody needs some art in their life.
Difficult world out here,
you gotta be able to express yourself.
Listen, we didn't get into detail guys,
but, this is the terrible, humongous hand
that I have made.
It's pretty scary.
I never realized how scary nails look when they're drawn on.
But yeah, it's terrible.
I don't claim this guys.
I swear if I had the time I would do it for you guys
but, we ain't goin' do that.
I don't have yo-yo skills.
Oh man, I never knew this.
How does it work?
Do you have to do it like this, or like this?
Does it matter?
I don't know why I put my body into it,
hold on, let me do this.
It comes back to you?
That's how it works?
I never got it down, actually.
(plastic thudding)
(Paloma laughing)
Don't pause on my faces there
'cause, they're expressive, so.
This is the last time.
(Paloma humming)
Does that count?
Was this supposed to go all the way up?
How do they do that?
It's not for me, okay, next.
This, I already do.
You have to think it though, too
so I could try to, think the number the whole time.
One to 11.
Oh, I don't know why I said 11, I'm sorry.
One to 100.
Then I'm gonna guess a number,
but, I'm biased because, it's my favorite number.
So, I'm not gonna guess that.
Let me guess, I always guess 11, 11's my favorite number.
I don't know if that's correct.
I think I'm gonna go with 11, just 'cause.
Aye!
- [Producer] How'd you do that?
- Hey, I knew it right away.
Ugh, "Make us laugh," I can't.
Sorry guys, There's too much pressure.
I don't have any jokes.
My faces, make you laugh?
I don't know,
I've got no jokes guys, I'm sorry.
I can do this, but I'm not gonna do it
because it's really gross.
It just looks funny,
'cause you scrunch up your whole face,
and I'm gonna mess up my lip gloss.
But I could do it, I swear.
No, I'm not gonna do it guys.
I ain't goin' do it.
My makeup, is on point right now.
I ain't goin' do that one,
but I can do it, I swear, I promise.
Clay, we got clay?
I've never used clay.
Oh, he said Play-Doh though, that's different.
We can't sculpt him with Play-Doh, I'll try.
Is this enough to make a man sculpture?
I remember I used to try to eat this.
Who didn't, right?
Smells good, but at the same time, not safe.
He's standing to the side, doing a side profile.
My nails, are tools.
(upbeat music)
It actually worked.
I'm more into, you know, sculpture now
like the people do, like Jeff Koons
and stuff like that, you know?
This is more like the classic,
but, it's still pretty cool.
I was born, and raised in New York.
So, I would always go to the MoMA.
That was my favorite.
This is supposed to be his hair, okay?
Don't mind the face yet, we don't got the neck on.
Okay, but let me just continue.
I don't think this is enough for a whole body.
I think they get the point.
Wait, I need to add the dingle berries, ta-da!
He's a little smushed but...
Is there a puppet?
You guys just had to cut a hole into it, just kidding.
Okay, (mumbles).
(laughs) Hello, I'm the unicorn, (chortles).
My name is, Jeff (laughs).
Hold on, am I doing it?
You can tell I'm moving my lip.
Don't worry about me, I'm just here, prancing around.
I'm just, nope, how do people do it?
That was my best shot.
Can someone actually do it?
Oh my gosh, 'cause I do it in Spanish,
and English, so I'm gonna be confused.
No, I could do it better in English, I think.
Let me do it, one quick,
♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, G ♪
♪ H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P ♪
♪ Q, R, S ♪
♪ T, U, V ♪
♪ W, X ♪
♪ Y and Z ♪
Oh my God, Z, Y, X, W (laughs).
♪ M, N ♪
(buzzer ringing)
♪ O, P ♪
Is that correct?
- [Producer] You missed a bunch of letters.
- Oh my gosh, did I really?
S,
R,
T?
Nope, Q, P, N, M, O. (buzzer ringing)
Yeah,
oh,
no.
So then, G?
G,
F,
E?
C, B, A, D, C, D, C, B, A?
(laughs), I don't know, man.
Y'all just goin' have to take that.
I'd love to beatbox when I was little.
That's actually a fun fact but...
(Paloma beatboxing)
(Paloma chortles)
Yeah, that's my best!
I don't know what the floss is.
Just kidding, I do, but I'm not gonna do that,
so, I'll just do a little, you know, a little Milly rock.
'Cause that's what we do. (upbeat music)
Cosmo don't know 'bout the Milly rock, do they?
(upbeat music)
Yodel, like (yodels).
Come on, now.
I got this.
I don't know if it was like this way,
or this way, but you know how it goes.
I'm assuming it's gonna be this way, 'cause...
I have to do this, right?
It's easier than a boat, you know?
You guys could've made me do a boat.
I would've known what to do.
I think this is correct.
It looks about right.
Looks like a, una avioneta.
I think that this is, oh...
Looks like a paper plane to me.
(camera lens clicks)
Oh!
(Paloma laughing)
Wait, why didn't it fly?
There's something I would see lots of kids do
in class, you would bend that.
I don't know if it did anything.
I don't think it does anything, but...
(camera lens clicks)
(bell rings)
It did make a little bit of a difference.
I don't have any secret talents, based off these cue cards.
But, my real secret talent is, I think it would be
that I have a talent for doing lots,
and lots of different personalities,
impersonations, and voices.
I do lots of cartoon voices, baby voices, animal voices.
It's interesting, it's weird,
and it's something weird, that's it, okay.
I'm Paloma Mami, if you don't know me,
go follow me on Instagram, and all my socials, Paloma Mami,
and, go check out my latest single "Cosas De La Vida".
(Paloma smooches)
(upbeat music)