♪♪♪ >>> IT'S OFFICIAL, "FROZEN 2" IS
COMING TO DIGITAL HD NEXT WEEK. SO YOU CAN PLAY IT FOR YOUR KIDS
WHILE YOU DRINK A MARGARITA IN THE BATHROOM.
THEN YOU CAN ALSO ORDER THE "FROZEN 2" DVD INCLUDING DELETED
SCENES LIKE THIS ONE. ♪♪♪
>> HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE?
ANNA? KRISTOFF?
OLAF? I'M GAY.
IS ANYONE OUT THERE? >> ELSA.
>> ANNA? I HEARD YOU CALLING.
THIS ENCHANTED FOREST IS SO DISORIENTING.
>> IT SURE IS. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER WE'RE
HEADING NORTH, SOUTH, GAY OR WEST.
>> DID YOU SAY GAY? >> NO.
I'M NOT ANYTHING. YOU HAVE A FULFILLING
HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE AT THE AGE OF 18 AND I JUST SPENT TWO WHOLE
MOVIES PLAYING WITH SNOW. ALL'S ARE EQUAL AND GOOD.
AND THEN IN "FROZEN 3" I CAN JUST FREEZE ---.
>> ELSA, IT'S OKAY. YOU SEE --
♪♪♪ ♪ WE ALL KNOW
WE ALL KNOW WE'VE ALL KNOWN
SINCE YOU WERE ♪ ♪ A TWEEN
WHEN YOU DRESSED AS BRIANNA PARK ON THREE SEPARATE HALLOWEENS ♪
♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT WALT DISNEY SAYS
THE TWITTER STORM RAGES ON ♪
♪ THE LACK OF ROMANTIC INTEREST DOESN'T BOTHER ME ANYWAY ♪
>> WHOA! NOT SURE I'M COMFORTABLE WITH
THAT. IF ELSA'S GAY, SHE CAN TURN MY
SON GAY. RIGHT?
WITH HER POWERS? ANYWAY, CHECK OUT THIS SCENE
FEATURING A NEW ORIGINAL SONG. ♪♪♪
>> ANNA, ELSA -- >> KRISTOFF, YOU'RE OKAY.
>> PHYSICALLY, YES. MENTALLY, STILL NOT GREAT.
THIS REINDEER'S MY BEST FRIEND. >> OH, MY BIG STRONG HOT STREK.
YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT YOU?
>> THAT I'M DUMB SO YOU CAN CONTROL ME?
>> NO. IT'S THAT YOUR SENSITIVE.
SING US YOUR NEW ORIGINAL SONG, WON'T YOU?
>> ANYTHING FOR YOU, MY LOVE. ♪♪♪
♪ BIG AND WOKE BIG AND WOKE
I'M A HUMONGOUS SENSITIVE OAF ♪
♪ A NEW KIND OF PRINCE WHO'S NOT A CREEP
I WON'T KISS YOU WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP ♪
♪ NOT A BRO HE'S GENTLE AT FIRST
BUT HE REALLY CAN'T -- ♪ >> OKAY, COULD HAVE CUT THAT OFF
A LITTLE EARLY. LET'S SEE HOW THEY DEALT WITH
THE CRITICISM THAT FROZEN WAS TOO WHITE?
>> HALT, WE ARE THE KINGS GUARD. >> WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN THIS
FOREST UNDER AN EVIL SPELL. >> THAT'S RIGHT, AND WE WILL
PROTECT THE KING AT ALL COSTS. >> I'M SORRY, SIR, AND YOU ARE?
>> MATTIAS. LIEUTENANT IN THE ROYAL GUARD.
>> AND I'M YORGEN. >> AND I'M YOKOL AT YOUR
SERVICE. >> YEAH, YOU TWO MAKE SENSE.
I'M TRYING TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND MATTIAS.
YOU LIVE HERE? >> RURAL NORWAY IN 1840, THAT'S
CORRECT. >> AND WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH?
>> NO ONE. ALL ALONE IN RURAL NORWAY.
NOT SHOEHORNED IN, IN ANY WAY. >> SURE, BUT I HEARD THIS TO BE
"BLACK PANTHER" ARMY, THAT WAS A FIRM NO.
♪ HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM
LIKE MATTIAS HOW ZHOU DO YOU SEEM LIKE THIS
MAKES SENSE ♪ ♪ AT LEAST WE
MADE THIS FROZEN WORLD DIVERSE ♪
>> OH, YEAH, IT'S A REAL RAINBOW OF COLORS NOW.
>> PROBLEM SOLVED. AND HEY, SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT HOW
THE DISNEY ANIMATORS HAD A LITTLE FUN REDESIGNING ONE OF
THE MOST ICONIC FROZEN CHARACTERS.
>> GUYS, WE NEED TO KEEP MOVING. I'M SUPPOSED TO RIDE A WATER
HORSE TO AN ICE ISLAND TO FREE A FIRE SPIRIT OR SOMETHING.
I THINK THE PLOT OF THIS MOVIE MIGHT BE REALLY BAD.
>> OH, WE CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT OLAF.
>> DON'T WORRY. I'M RIGHT HERE, GUYS.
BOY, ISN'T IT A WONDERFUL DAY OUTSIDE?
WEEEE. >> HEY, OLAF, WHAT'S THAT SECOND
CARROT ABOUT? >> WHICH, THIS ONE?
>> I THINK YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT THE CARROT HE'S ASKING ABOUT.
>> I GUESS I'M JUST GROWING UP BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES.
>> ALL RIGHT. WE'RE LEAVING OLAF HERE.
>> WHAT, NO HUGS FOR OLAF? YOU KNOW CARROTS ARE GOOD FOR
YOUR VISION.
♪ DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?
THAT THING IS THICKER THAN A COKE CAN ♪
>> COME HERE. >> UH, OH.
I LOVE CARROTS.
>> ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GONNA END IT THERE.
"FROZEN 2" ON DIGITAL HD AND DVD.
TELL YOUR KIDS WE'RE SORRY. ♪♪♪