-That's very mature of you. -Well, I am a very mature man.
[ Grunting ]
Cancel the appointment. I've got you!
You can't move.
Concede defeat, sir.
You have been conquered.
-Have fun with your files. -Yeah, you know what?
I will have fun with my files. Have fun with your face!
♪♪
Slam!
That was a slam.
Eat my space dust.
[ Bell dings, motor whirs ] Oh! Ow!
Okay, a little harder to control than I thought.
Yeah, okay. Here we go.
Whoo! Think I'm gettin' the hang of it.
No, I'm not! -Whoa!
-Ha-ha! -Ah-oooooh!
-Anything else, Detective? -Yeah, I'm gonna do one more.
Ah-oooh! Ooh-ooh-ah-oooh! Lone wolf.
Aaaaaah!
Mmm.
[ Sighing ] Oh.
My whole body has dry mouth.
Pshooooh! Kchooh!
Wha? Whaa?
Buh-Best man?
Aah-oh!
I -- I'm alright.
"Detective Santiago, don't walk away from me!"
-What the hell's goin' on here? -Science experiment.
I want to see what happens if I Taser this cantaloupe.
-Whoo! -Ha-ha-ha!
-Planning your strategy?
-No, I'm just making funny faces at him.
This weird glass is awesome. It straight-up works.
He's grumpy.
♪♪
Oh, nothing but glass. -[ Sighs ] Oh!
I'll bet you can't guess how tall the sarge is...
in egg rolls.
-...24. Exactly 25 egg rolls tall.
Celebration egg roll!
-Hey, man, that was on the floor.
-You're on the floor.
-60 bucks says you can't remove one glass
without knocking the whole thing over.
-You didn't say I couldn't grab the top one.
Ah.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
[ Crowd gasps ]
Aaaah! Oh-oh-oh!
-Fievel? -Papa.
-Fievel! -Papa!
-Fievel! -You guys having fun?
-Yay!
I'm just gonna grab a healthy breakfast.
-Aren't those Gummi Bears wrapped in a Fruit Roll-Up?
-Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
-Happy? -Yes! Aah!
There's absolutely nothing you could be mad about.
[ Cork pops, hits ceiling ]
Uh-oh.
♪♪
-With a final grunt, the mighty rhino expels her calf.
-Oh!
Gross! Come out of an egg next time.
I hereby christen thee
Snacky Chan!
-♪ Yeah ♪
[ Electricity crackles ] -Whoa!
-Okay, well, at least it was just the keypad.
None of the snacks got messed up.
Whoa!
[ Sobbing ]
-No, don't eat the burrito.
♪♪
-Ohhh! I'm disgusting!
More mashed potatoes!
And your mother -- all your mothers --
and your grandmothers
and your grandmother's little dog!
-Are you done? -No, I'm not done!
-Oh, you're done! -You can't handle the meat!
Come on! Ugh!
Oh! I'm in too much pain to care
how cool and strong that made me look.
-It was already splintery. -Don't take this away from me!
I will defeat you!
I'm a human torch!
[ Flame whooshing ]
My skeleton feels like it's made of skin.
I can't do it, Amy.
Aah! No!
[ Thud ] Ow!
[ Panting ] -Nice shorts.
-Thank you. Believe it or not, they were not very expensive.
I suggest we turn this lockdown into a poppin' lockdown.
Right? Am I right?
Huh? Okay.
Tonight I will focus solely on you and Teddy.
And my very naked girlfriend.
Wow!
Sophia does not care about the cloud at all.
I'm gonna just head up there for a sec.
He has a really big wiener, doesn't he?
Wait, don't tell me if that's true.
Unless it's not. No, but then
if you don't say anything, I'll know that it is.
Oh! Why aren't you saying anything about his wiener, Amy?
-Jake! -Stop, stop, stop, stop!
I don't want to hear about your ex's wiener.
You're not making me feel better.
Why would you do this to me? -Jake, stop spiraling!
-Every time you shake me, I see it flopping around.
-You would have applied that cream to his back?
-No, I would have put it on the floor
and let him roll around in it. This isn't my first rodeo.
And Jeremy the Giraffe has a very long neck.
That's it.
The looker was strangled!
-He left behind no DNA or fingerprints,
but he did leave his calling card --
a tea bag in his victim's mouth.
-Yeah, how cool -- I mean, awful -- is that.
Kinda want to poke my mump. -Bad idea.
-I'm goin' in. Here we go.
Aah-ha-ha-ha! It hurts!
How didn't I see that coming?
Whew. I feel dizzy.
He's got a pulse. No, wait.
That's my pulse. No, it's his pulse.
No, it's both our pulses. He's alive!
I'm alive! We're all alive!
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Is it bleeding? Charles, is it bleeding?
-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -I want a Band-Aid!
And I also bet none of you can predict what I'm gonna do next.
-Use your key to open the safe and act like a dick about it?
-Yes, obviously, that's what I'm gonna do, Rosa.
You just have to be so spot-on all the time.
-I gave the bunnies glasses and little blue vests.
-The vests add nothing. -The vests add gravitas.
-Your butt adds gravitas.
♪♪
I'm doing it. I'm doing it! [ Applause ]
-You got this? -No, I do not got this, Terry.
Don't let go of me.
The future of movement is now! -Oh!