Carly Shay has been through some tough scrapes.
But none as destructive as when her bedroom caught fire.
My room's on fire!
What?!
Get out! Let's go!
[screaming]
[sirens blaring]
Yeah, that's gonna be more than a quick fixer upper.
This bedside table lamp started the fire.
A lamp?
But I don't have a table lamp.
Hold up. Let's take it back.
[everyone] Surprise!
[screaming]
You see, it all started with a unique birthday present.
Is this a gummy bear lamp?
Yeah, I made it for Carly's birthday.
You've got a lamp shade covered with gummy bears
of all colors and flavors,
one of those five pound gummy bears as the base
and even a little bear right on the light switch.
Not gonna lie, I want this too.
I love this.
Thanks.
Hey, do me a favor. Take it upstairs,
put it on the nightstand by Carly's bed,
- plug it in, and turn it on. - No prob.
And here is where things went horribly wrong.
Your standard gummy bear contains gelatin,
which has an average melting point of 95% Fahrenheit,
while your typical lightbulb surface
gets up to 250 degrees Fahrenheit.
And considering how gummy that lamp is,
it's only a matter of time.
Carly, I'm--
Come here, kid. [crying]
Alright, it's probably time
to let out all those emotions before fixing things up.
If you want, you can stay with me and my mom.
[crying]
Moving on. So, with a hefty sum of insurance money,
thanks to a diamond encrusted watch.
Well, it was a 1921 robaire-joulet,
which means your reimbursement will be... $82,000.
What?!
Spencer and friends rebuilt Carly's room from the ground up.
Here's a bit of trivia.
Before burning down, we never saw
what Carly's original bedroom looked like.
But judging by everything in there now,
this is about as upgradiest of an upgrade as you can get.
[everyone] Surprise!
Wait, is upgradiest a word?
Anyway, let's examine some of the details.
Got a nice shelf display
with these nifty little magnetic orange dudes.
Next to that is a five pound gummy bear display.
And speaking of gummy bears...
A gummy bear chandelier?
Made of fire retardant gummy bears!
Woohoo!
Certainly an upgrade.
No risk catching fire next time.
I mean, hey, if you have a theme,
go all the way with it.
Beneath the chandelier is an amazing king sized bed,
complete with built-in speakers and themed pillows.
In fact, these phrases seem familiar.
If we look back at season one,
iStakeout, these phrases make an appearance.
She freaked when I spilled
one tiny drop of mustard on my church pants.
What? - Church pants.
Say hello to my cousin, Annie.
Hi.
I thought you said she was in jail.
On parole, baby.
I wonder if I should get "upgradiest" added to my pillow.
Nah.
And when it's bedtime...
after a hard day of being Carly...
you literally jump into bed.
Oh, yeah, this bed also comes
with a built in trampoline.
That's so cool!
For sure, one of the most unique additions.
But, it should come with a hazard warning.
I wanna try it!
No, no, no, no, no! Sam, Sam, wait for me to--
Uh.
- Ooh. - Ouch!
Come on, man!
I can't believe this.
You like the water coffee table
- with floating boats? - Uh-huh.
Now, admittedly, this would be very hard
to place your coffee onto, but it's such a cool display,
complete with flowers and an internal light source.
Actual water, it doesn't even matter.
Avant-garde ice cream sandwich
- loveseat. - Nice.
This one puts a whole new meaning
to the word loveseat.
Because who doesn't love an ice cream sandwich?
A complete new wardrobe in a motorized closet
with a convenient touchpad clothing selector.
Are you ready for the world's most amazing wardrobe?
I mean, there are no words. This is beyond epic.
- That did not just happen! - Oh, it happened!
And no bedroom would be complete
without a high functioning, high key, awesome makeup area.
Not only is the mirror digital...
"Oh, look. Oh, I'm Carly.
I think I may apply some mascara."
...but the wall has built in hair dryer tech,
- Quick, here. Sit. - Okay.
Okay, press that button.
Okay.
No way!
Uh, forgive the pun here but I'm blown away.
And then, there are the little details.
The iCarly logo, the electric guitar,
the cupcake and rubberband side tables,
the various wall photos and so much more.
Who has the best big brother ever?
You.
Carly Shay, she's bold.
She's fun. She's got a hot room.
Whoo!
So, tell us, how would you upgrade your bedroom?
Let us know in the comments below.
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