- We're opening a lemonade stand.
I've got my girls, Megan. - Ah.
- [Nicki] Billie. - What's up, y'all?
- And we plan to sell out this entire stand
by the end of the day.
Young money.
Okay, ladies, you ready to sell some
hot girl summer lemonade?
- Um. About that...
- What?
- I've got mad respect for hot girl summer.
- As you should.
- But that's y'all's thing,
so I made my own lemonade flavor.
- You made a-
- I call it Bad Guy Lemonade.
- That sounds like you found some dude,
chopped him into little pieces
and squeezed the juice out of him.
- That's a good music video idea.
- Okay, from now on, if we have ideas,
we discuss it as a team.
- Look, I know there's no I in team,
but there is an I in Billie.
Two. Two I's.
Wait, does that mess up my point?
(chopping)
- What you doing?
- Cutting up these lemons. See?
That's some art right there.
- Oh my God.
Nicki Minaj has never seen something so professional.
- I know, right? - Yaaaas.
What the hell did you use to chop those lemons, a chainsaw?
My God!
- Oh, look. Our first customer.
- That's Miss Carey to you.
This is cute.
Y'all got a permit for this?
- Of course we do darling. Megan picked it up earlier today.
- [Producer] Did you get the permit?
- Ah.
- [Producer] Do you get the permit?
- Ah.
- [Producer] Megan, did you- - Ahhh.
- Okay. I'll take a lemonade.
- One lemonade, coming right-
- No, baby. I'm not done.
I want two cubes of sugar and stir it twice after each cube.
Use a long spoon. Not a tablespoon.
I can tell the difference, so don't try me.
Water should be at 55.7 degrees
and I'll take a splash of mint with lemon wedge on the side.
Thank you.
- That will be one dollar and 50 cents.
- This ain't what I ordered.
- We know, but like this a lemonade stand, not a-
- All you can eat buffet.
- No that's food.
- They got drinks too.
- Look, the customer is always right
and I'm not paying for this.
(growling)
You know what?
I want to speak to your manager.
Which one of you is the manager?
- [All] Me.
- I thought it was obvious I'm the manager.
I mean, I even got the permit.
- [Producer] But you didn't.
- I'm the manager. Those other bitches are my sons.
- I am a natural leader,
like in school during group projects,
I was always the leader of that group.
- [Producer] Weren't you homeschooled?
- Yeah. And?
- Okay, so we've gotten off to a rocky start,
but we can bounce back from-
You don't have to raise your hand.
Megan. You don't have to raise your hand.
This isn't class.
- I know, but I feel like you should call on me
since it's up anyway.
- Fine, yes. What do you have to say?
- I think you should smile more.
- What?
- I just think you could be a little more,
you know, approachable.
- Nicki Minaj has always been approachable.
You don't have to raise your-
What? What do you want Billie?
- I agree with Megan. - Okay?
- You just need to tweak how you approach customers.
That's all. Here, let me show you.
- What does she expect me to do?
Greet the customers with my tongue out,
looking like a damn fool?
- Pretend Billie's the customer and I'm you.
- Got it.
- I would like one lemonade, please.
- Ah.
- Welcome. Please buy our hot girl summer lemonade.
- You're freaking me out. Stop smiling.
- Would you like to try our Bad Guy Lemonade?
- Or, our Savage Lemonade.
- What? When did you make a flavor?
- Just now.
- Do you have free samples?
- Uh. Sure.
Which flavor do you want to try?
- All three. I like to tickle before I taste.
(gulping lemonade)
Okay. I'd like another sample of the hot girl summer.
(gulping lemonade)
Hmm. Let's try Savage again.
(gulping lemonade)
Okay, definitely Bad Guy. That's the winner.
That's the one that's speaking to me spiritually.
(laughing)
- Cool. Let me get you a full cup to go.
- No, I'm good.
- Did she just... - Yes.
(Nicki kicks stand)
Business is slow as hell.
If it was up to me, I wouldn't have just lemonade.
I'd have tequila, some cognac, maybe some stripper poles.
Fun for the whole family. You know.
(Billie singing)
- ♪ Fresh lemonade, freshly squeezed ♪
- Billie.
- ♪ Pour it in a cup ♪
- Billie, stop.
- ♪ Can't get enough ♪
- When you work with a team, you have to speak to them
in a polite and professional manner.
- ♪ Oh- ♪ - Shut the (bleeping) up.
- Hello ma'am. Would you like some lemonade?
- I'm so thirsty, I could eat a horse.
- You should get a Bad Guy Lemonade.
- What? What the hell is that?
I just want regular lemonade.
- One regular lemonade coming right-
(gulping lemonade) Okay?
(spitting out lemonade)
- You call that lemonade?
It tastes like water, bitch!
- It was water. That was actually my water.
I didn't even make the drink yet.
- Oh my God. This is so adorable.
- You look like you could use some Savage Lemonade.
This lemonade is classy, bougie-
- No, no flavors. That's done.
- I'd like one cup of lemonade please.
- Here you go.
- Oh, there's a small mistake.
- Looks fine to me.
- It has no ice, and I need ice. I love ice.
I break the ice. So.
- We don't have ice.
- Okay.
Well, I didn't know I was walking up to
a lukewarm lemonade stand.
- Lukewarm? This drink is at least room temp.
(laughing)
- I'm not drinking that. Yeah.
- By the way, why don't we have ice?
- We did have ice, but someone forgot the cooler.
It was me. I forgot the cooler.
Okay. How much did we sell?
- After counting inventory and subtracting
what we drank through the day, three.
- Two. I forgot to ring one of them up.
Ah. - And two is better than zero.
We win. (police sirens blaring)
- [Police Officer] Uh, excuse me. Yeah.
We got a call from a Miss Carey saying
you don't have a permit for this here lemonade stand.
- That's not true. We have a permit.
Megan, show them!
- [Police Officer] All right. Who's in charge here?
Who's the manager?
- [Both] She is.
- Shout out to our channel member, Heartly Luke.
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