-Now, Ewan,
you star in the new movie "Birds of Prey,"
but, a lot of people might not know that, back in the '80s,
we were actually on a show together.
-You're talking about "Point Pleasant."
-You remember that? -Of course. Yeah, yeah.
-That's right. The show was called
"Point Pleasant Police Department"
and it took place in lovely Point Pleasant, New Jersey.
-Right. [ Cheering ]
-We played two detectives who couldn't see eye-to-eye
and we'd get in a lotta arguments and, yeah.
-I mean, I know it sounds like we're jokin' around,
but it was really quite intense drama.
[ Laughter ] -Oh, yeah. -Intense show.
-The two cops would get in a lot of arguments
and always seemed to end up [laughing] in messy situations.
We actually have a clip from one of the episodes.
-No, you do not. -I do, yeah.
-You do? -Take a look.
[ Upbeat rock plays ] [ Cheering and applause ]
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[ Cheering and applause ]
-Well, what's poppin', Palmer?
-Not much, Pete.
You seem pretty, uh,
perturbed.
[ Laughter ]
[ Fresh laughter ]
-Probably 'cause Lieutenant Porter
put me on probation.
[ Laughter ] -Ah!
All this shall pass, eh, Pete?
[ Laughter ] -I repeat --
[ Laughing ] [ Audience ohhs ]
[ Laughter ] [ Sputtering ]
[ Fresh laughter and applause ]
Let's have a party
in the Point Pleasant
Police Department, come on!
-Okay. -Kaplew!
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Xavier? [ Cheering, whistling, and applause ]
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[ Cheering and applause ]
-[Laughing]
You know, watching it -- watching it
was even more intense than I remember.
-Yeah. It's really -- It was really in-your-face stuff.
-[laughing] Oh! We actually have another clip.
-No! [ Laughter and applause ]
-Where? -That was the blooper episode.
-Ah. -That was the blooper episode.
We actually -- -You got the real deal.
-We broke and it was like ridiculous.
Never aired, so that was a little treat.
But we have another clip.
[ Laughter ]
In this episode, I think I have more lines than you.
[ Laughter ] [ Clapping ]
Let's take a look at this.
[ Cheering, whistling, and applause ]
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[ Audience ohhs ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter and cheer ]
-You're late, Palmer!
[ Laughter ]
Problems parking?
-Precisely.
Some punk parked his Prius in my...place!
[ Laughter ]
-That peeves my pickle!
[ Laughter ]
That's right. -I prefer the --
I prefer the pamplemousse.
-Oh, yeah? -Pamplemousse!
[ Laughter and applause ]
Know what I'm saying?
[ Laughter ]
-Pamplemousse? Why don't you try punch?
[ Laughter ]
-Only if you pass the puddin'.
[ Laughter ]
-Well, then --
[ Laughter ]
-Pudding!
[ Laughter and applause ]
Ah, puddin' me!
Ah, puddin'!
-That one hurt.
[ Laughter ]
Alright, that was like a rock, yeah.
[ Laughter ]
You don't want any parfait?
[ Laughter ]
-I like puddin'!
How many times I gotta tell you?
Puddin'! -Parfait!
[ Laughter ]
-Puddin'!
[ Cheering, whistling, and applause ]
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[ Laughter ]
-Good clip.
You can --
[ Laughing helplessly ]
You can really feel the emotion in that scene.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
Even after all these years, I can almost taste it.
-Yeah? [ Laughter and applause ]
What's that?
We have one more clip? -No.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Oh, my gosh.
We have one more clip.
[ Laughter ]
I put this on to remember.
-Oh, just to remind yourself.
-I didn't see -- You didn't recognize it.
You didn't see it. [ Laughter ]
We really have one more clip?
Alright, man. This one, [laughs]
the tension really comes to a boil
and things get outta control.
[ Laughter ] -Oh, in this one?
-In this one, yeah. Check it out.
[ Cheering, whistling, and applause ]
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-Proud of ya, Pete!
[ Laughter ]
The way you pinpointed
Point Pleasant's most prolific predator.
Are you pleased?
-I'm more peppy than a porcupine in a puddle.
-Pardon the pun, but perhaps we should
pig out! [ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
-Well. -What do you think?
[ Laughter ]
-Perhaps some pecan pie!
-Ah! No, I prefer the peach pie!
[ Laughter ]
-How about
pomegranate pie?!
[ Laughter ] -Oh, my God.
Pretty good, Pete. -Yeah, thanks.
-Yeah, but there's an important piece missin'
to this pie puzzle.
-Yeah, what's that?
[ Laughter ]
[ Hissing ]
-Oh. Hang on. -Yeah.
-[Mumbling] -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] No. Oh, you're gettin' high.
He's getting -- no, no, no.
[ Laughter ] No. -Perfect.
-Okay.
[ Laughter ]
Perfect! [ Laughter ]
-Well put, partner. I'm glad we took part
in the Point Pleasant Police Department.
[ Cheering and applause ]
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[ Whistling ] -What a show.
[ Cheering and applause ] Wow.
What a show! -What a show.
[ Laughter ]
-What a show that was. -Wow.
They should bring it back. -They should bring it back.
My thanks to Ewan McGregor, everyone.