We should hurry.
Hey, Kid Danger, when can I get that selfie with you?!
Not now, Robert!
Oh, hey, Chloe.
Henry.
I, uh...
bought you this coffee mug.
Says "World's Greatest Mom."
No, it says "World's Greatest WOW!"
You didn't talk to her.
I let my eyes do the talking.
I like you.
And I don't just mean I like you.
I mean, I like you, like you.
Cool, anything else?
Nah...
Yes.
I would like to kiss you if you're down for that.
With everyone watching?
Yeah! Let's show 'em how it's done, son!
Tonight works great.
- Really? - Yup.
Just you and me. Dinner. Wherever you want.
Can we go to Sotto Voce?
Oh, lasagna!
- I'll meet you there at seven. - Yeah, you will.
Yeah, that happened.
- To pie. - To pie.
Aww!
So, chickity check it.
Two tickets.
You and me tomorrow night.
Yeah, Valentine's Day.
That's right.
I'm going to keep saying things 'till you smile.
I'm really sorry that I wrecked your dinner.
Anyway, to make it up to you...
You wanna have dinner with me?
Yeah. Okay.
So, you want to go out with me for Valentine's next year?
It's a date.
Wait.
- What? - You can't kiss me.
I'm still on a date with Mitch.
I wasn't going to kiss you.
I was going to bite your nose.
I was wrong to tell you that I didn't want to be boyfriend and girlfriend,
and I'm sorry and I really like you.
And also, I'd be really happy if you'd be my date to the Meat Ball.
- Jack, it fits her perfectly! - Get off my porch!
You really want to take me to the Meat Ball?
Yeah.
And so, does that mean you want us to be, like...
a thing?
I'll be your thing if you'll be my thing.
Well, then, should we make it official?
Maybe we should.
Okay, let's update our relationship status!
Oh, let's do it!
Sorry, I'm late.
Wow. You look fantastic.
Where have you been?
Well, actually, I got here, like, two hours ago,
but then this weird guy wearing striped pants and a mask
jumped me in the parking lot.
Oh, my God! That's the guy who beat up Kid Danger
while Chloe and I were locked in that closet.
What?!
Yeah! Captain Man just took him away.
Oh, man, I missed it?!
Well, I'm just glad you're okay.
Thanks.
So, what do you want to do?
I want to go to a party...
with a beautiful girl...
and have some meat.
Meet me tomorrow night.
Midnight.
Right under the Swellview sign.
Come alone.
Alone?
Hey, what do you-- No--
Hey, no, you better not. No, no, please don't!
Isn't that more fun than fighting with me?
No!
Maybe!
I can't be sure unless you do it again.
I'd like her to come with us.
Henry, that's too many people--
Look at her!
Uh, how old are you?
- Sixteen. - He's fourteen.
- Almost fifteen. - But still fourteen!
Well, fourteen is the new fifteen, so...
Well, uh, I'm older.
Yeah.
Hey! I don't even know your name!
Then why don't you guess?
Here's a hint.
It's Veronica.
That's a pretty specific hint, Veronica.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
What? What? What? Are you scared?
No.
'Cause if you're scared, you can hug me.
I'm not scared.
Yeah, we should probably kiss.
Well, then it's a good thing I brought my lips.
Hey!
You kids!
Were you two about to kiss?!
- Uh, I don't know. - Yeah, pretty much.
Hi, Aunt Sharona?
Well, hey! That's her!
Noelle, this is Henry.
You'll be crashing at his place.
Hi. Hey. It's really cool to meet you.
Stay in my house!
- What are you doing? - I mean, Noelle needs a place to stay.
- Well, she can stay-- - I don't have any cats or nuts.
Well, neither do I!
I mean, Ms. Shapen, I can totally--
Hey! Who guessed the number wrong? Me! I guessed wrong!
That means she has to stay at my house.
Right, Noelle? Thank you.
You...
Stealing kid's teeth to make money?
Wearing a romper?
You disgust me.
Come on.
I disgust you?
I really disgust you?
Uh...
Well, your...
Your actions disgust me.
But physically...
You know, you make me happy.
Well, maybe you could change me.
You know, teach me to be a better person.
Oh, man...
Uh...
Kid! Are you letting that girl trick you into kissing her?
What? No! Eww! Gross! I don't want to kiss her!
Gross!
Well, good.
Uh...
Could you just wait outside for, like, twenty minutes?
- Kid! - OK, you know what? Fine!
No, you're going to jail. Let's go! Come on!
No kisses for you.
Trying to trick me.
Wow. Gorgeous.
Yeah. Fantastic necklace.
Oh, uh... Heh.
I, uh...
I actually wasn't talking about the necklace.
- Oh. - Yeah.
So what were you talking about?
Um...
You know, you.
Oh!
Okay.
Wow, this is not going well.
- Would you like a do-over? - Yes, please.
Uh, hi, I'm Kid Danger.
Well, duh, I knew that much!
Right, cool.
So, um...
Do you like coming to this museum for the jewels or the stools?
Oh, I'm definitely a jewels girl.
Yeah, I figured.
Yeah.
Hey babe, it's me, Henry Hart.
Here in Swellview.
Shhh!
So, it looks like I'm coming to New York. Uh, next weekend.
And since I don't know anything about New York
and you live there, I was thinking you might know some cool stuff to do.
So when you got a sec, hit me back.
Okay. Talk to you later.
- I'm in a band. - No, you're not.
I know, but uh...
Yeah, I think I'd be pretty good in one.
So, uh, you should come check us out!
When we exist.
Where's my cranberry mango fizzy punch?!
- Hey, I never got your name. - Yet.
Hart.
Henry Hart.
The way you said that was weird.
Very weird.
Hey, man, I was in the bathroom for, like, an hour.
Not for groceries and the...
- It's okay. - But I don't know what this guy's doing.
It's fine. He's here for me.
Oh.
I need to discuss who's going to take over my father's very legitimate business.
Is your father's business legitimate, though?
Never ask me about my business, Henry.
Shut up, lion!
I'm in the middle of something here.
Oh! Oh, thank God!
It was just a dream!
What was just a dream?
Lips!
You-- You dreamed about lips?
Uh, uh... Giant lips-- Not yours!
They were chasing me down the hall for popcorn, you weren't there.
Leave me alone.
How about a little bet?
Okay.
If I miss this putt, you and I kiss.
Uh, what?
Oops.
Uh, what? What is happening?
Quiet, Henry. I'm working on something here.
Lips!
What?
Did you just say lips?
What? No. I don't even know what that word means.
Uh, there's a phone on your face.
Oh, yeah. That's because I was, uh,
expecting a call, so I put it there on my face, so...