You listen to me, you little abominations of science.
I brought you into this nest, I can take you right out of it.
Okay. Calm down, baby.
It doesn't have to be like that.
Yeah, yeah, you're right. I just lost my temper,
but, you know, these cloned kids.
It's okay, sweetie. We can figure it out.
We just have to use our head.
[groaning]
You're evil too?
I'm not bad. I'm just cloned that way.
If you want my Schwozy to stay, you have to fight me for him.
[unintelligible]
Oh!
Sick whip.
Wow!
Gonna need that cat, Mom.
Why?
Well, first of all, it's not yours.
Finders keepers. Next?
Third of all, its radioactive.
No, it's not. Next?
Yes, it is.
Why do you think I have these space gloves?
Maybe you were shaking hands with aliens.
I wish.
Fifth of all, your step father's out of town.
I have no joy in my life.
Meatball's already moved into your room,
and I'm never giving him up... ever.
He moved into my room?
Yes. You can to stay in the guest house from now on.
I get my own house.
Yes.
[chuckles] I love you, Mom.
I love you too, Bose. You enjoy your house.
[whining]
And somebody stole his saddle.
[babbling]
He loved that saddle. It cost him $6,000. $6,000?!
So where's your mom? Jail?
No.
My husband's in jail. So is my daughter.
You ever meet Bish?
Yes, I think she used to bully Henry's good friend, Charlotte.
Awe. She and my husband share a father daughter cell.
Cozy.
What'd you call me?
Ah.
Who wants a taste of Daddy Danger?!
Jeez, honey--
There's plenty more where that came from.
Okay, there's no more where that came from.
My name's Conga.
- Who said that? - Down here.
My name's Conga. What's yours?
Ray. [giggles]
Hey, is it cool if I borrow little Conga for a bit?
I have to prove to some children that I have real friends.
Fine with me.
This could be not be going any better.
Excuse me. Where are you going with my son?
I thought- I thought you were his mom.
Never said that.
Um, okay. Is it cool if I borrow little Conga for a bit?
And as I say that I see you're pulling out
a can of mace. [screaming]
Not in the face!
Where'd she go?
How'd she get up there?
That is terrifying.
Oh!
You're a cheater.
Wow.
Ray. I love you.
Yes! I win. Bye bye. Bye bye now.
But I think it's time for me to go home.
Ha!
Ow!
[screaming]
Awe, so cute.
And I'm okay.
Got Chinese food.
Uh, yes, I'm starving.
- I can eat. - Me too.
[groaning]
Whoa.
What's on Jasper's face?
Uh, that is my son.
[groaning]
Going somewhere, Henry?
[screaming]
Henry, you okay?
[groaning]
- He's okay. - Let's go [unintelligible]
Yeah, but what about- what about Miles?
He'll turn up.
He's been disappearing a lot lately.
You guys can't leave just yet.
I gotta get a photo with everybody.
I charge ten bucks per photo.
- Fine. - I charge 100.
Me too.
My rate just went up, 200 for the both of us.
It's like I got a room full of models here.
Sorry, I'm not wearing shoes.
Last week I was mowing my lawn barefoot,
cut my toe off.
Mom, I told you not to talk about your missing toe
a-and tuck in your shirt.
I can't. It's hiding a stain on my jeans.
It's shaped like a cow. See.
Touch it. Go on, touch it. Make it moo.
There's a problem.
Problem?
With my egg.
W... w-what do you mean?
It's cracked.
My egg is cracked.
[chuckles]
Well, I mean, you can still eat it, right?
No, Henry, I can't still eat it.
I'm way upset with you.
We're actually looking for a cat. It looks like this.
It's got rabies and it's poisonous.
- I haven't seen it. - You're holding it.
- You're fired. - What?
My husband is the vice mayor. He's out of town.
Oh, is he?
But I'm calling him right now and he'll have you fired
if he finds out you're trying to take my cat away from me.
Well, we're going to need that cat, lady.
What?
Vicey, dear, there's two city workers here,
and they're trying to take away my cat.
I need you to fire them.
- Are they listening? - Yes.
You're fired.
[laughing]
Uh, sir, how long are you going to be out of town for exactly?
[music playing] said.
[music playing]
Forgot my gum.
[music playing]
Okay, so you caught me.
Your palms aren't melty at all.
No. Question is... what are you going to do?
You're not going to tell on me, are ya?
You're not some kind of a snitch, are ya?
Not yet, but I'm one letter away.
What?
[unintelligible]
[gasping]
That movie is rated R.
You know you're not allowed to watch R rated movies.
Come on. I didn't hear anything I hadn't heard before.
Well, guess what?
You're both grounded for two weeks.
Boom.
- Oh, come on. - That's not fair!
Stop it!
[crying]
You're upsetting Big Herb.
Me?
Why don't you go take a bath?
I don't wanna take a bath. [crying]
Not in your closed bathtub, the nice one.
Can I just get in there first?
- No. - He said, "No".
Honey... we're at a secret restaurant.
We paid a fortune for the hawk sitter
and you're not paying any attention to me.
Be present.
Okay, the hawk scratched my cornea
before we left the house, so I might be wrong,
but I think that's Piper playing the piano.
Piper doesn't know how to play the piano.
Nobody does. There's like a million buttons.
What? No, no, no, no. I can't watch Piper tonight.
Why not?
Because I'm supposed to go trick or treating
with Charlotte and Jasper.
Okay, we're going as funny exterminators
from a very famous movie.
Well, young man, you should have thought
about that before Uncle Jimmy died.
What?
[screaming]
Oh. Piper sounds mad.
You better go see what she wants.
Bye.
Yeah, great parenting.
- Thank you! - That was sarcastic.
[screaming]
Piper, I'm sorry, but you are too sick
to go to GloZella.
Mom?!
And you are too sick to play nerd tennis.
Wife?!
And you are too sick to go to work.
Come on.
My boss is expecting me to do a hard day's work.
And you're saying I should just...
just sit at home and... and chill and relax?
- Yeah. - Okay.