(ominous music)
- Oh my god, tomorrow's gonna be so crazy.
I can't believe we're finally seeing Queen Bee.
- Ah, it's a road trip!
(all cheering)
- Oh my god, is that a hitchhiker?
(ominous music)
(camera clicks)
(ominous music)
Oh my god, pull over, pull over.
- [Mark] Ah, for what?
- Just pull over. - Okay, geez.
What?
- She looked hurt.
- Hello, maybe she needs our help.
- So you guys wanna pick up a random stranger?
We all know how that ends.
- Oh, Mark, you stop it.
You, we're not leaving her there.
Hello.
You okay?
- Are you lost?
Do you need help?
- Why are you standing outside in the middle of nowhere?
- Mark, stop it.
Stop being rude.
- Take me home.
- I think this is a pretty bad idea, you guys.
- He said yes.
Come on in.
(ominous music)
- I imagined you'd live in a place like this.
All right, well, we're here.
We gotta get goin', so...
- Thanks for driving me home.
You should stay for dinner.
- No, I think we're probably just gonna
hit the road and get going on out of here.
- I'm starving.
- Let me repay you.
I'll make you a delicious home cooked meal.
- Um, yeah.
How can we say no, the way you emphasized delicious?
I'm in.
- Guys, are you kidding me right now?
- We would love to stay.
(ominous music)
- Anyone need to use the bathroom?
- Yeah, actually, I need to go.
- Follow me.
(ominous music)
- Tommy, Tommy, come check this out.
Look.
- Mhm.
Oh my god.
- What?
- We gots to go.
(dramatic music)
- Did you hear something?
(soft, melodic music)
(laughing)
(ominous music)
- What are y'all doin' in my house?
- Um, some, um, lady took us here and...
- She needed a ride.
- Oh yeah, that sounds real believable.
Y'all are just trying to steal my valuables, aren't you?
- No, sir.
Honestly. (fast, melodic music)
- Ah, I'm just kiddin'. (laughs)
Y'all hungry?
Y'all are in for a treat.
See Grenda, she aint much to look at
but she is a master chef.
- So, um, who's the old guy in your photos?
- That's old MacDonald. (ominous music)
- Like, like the nursery rhyme?
- Call it what you want, but listen here,
Old MacDonald did have a farm.
And on that farm, he had animals.
Horses, (horse whinnies)
ducks, (ducks quacking)
chickens, (chickens clucking)
dogs. (dog barks)
But those animals aint there no more.
- What happened to all of them?
- We ate them all.
(door opens)
And then Old MacDonald, he had to find
a different way to feed his family.
(ominous music)
- Dinner is served.
(dramatic music)
(screaming)
(laughs)
(screaming)
- Oh my god! - Mark!
That was my boyfriend!
(panting)
Holy crap!
- You guys aren't staying for dessert?
- We should split up!
- Why? - I don't know!
(screaming)
(panting)
(dramatic music)
- Come out, come out, wherever you are.
(floorboards creak)
(phone buzzing)
(ominous music)
(Huck sniffing)
I can smell your fear.
(laughing)
(sniffing)
(gunshot)
(dramatic music)
(yells)
- Hey.
Freeze.
- You killed my brother, now I'm gonna
kill your little girlfriend.
- Ew, she is not my girlfriend.
- Tommy!
Help!
(yells)
(gunshot) Ah!
What the?
What the fuck? - Oh my god!
- You fucking shot me!
- Lisa, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm so sorry.
You, you die, bitch!
(gunshots) (Grenda gasping)
(Grenda grunts)
(gunshot) (Grenda gasps)
(panting)
- [Lisa] Oh my god.
- Let's get the fuck out of here!
(squelching)
(screaming)
(dramatic music)
(grunts)
(heavy breathing) (dramatic music)
(screams)
- Oh my god.
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪
Ah, just get the fuck away from me.
♪ E-I-E-I ♪ Fuck you, old MacDonald!
(heavy breathing)
♪ Oh ♪ (screaming)
(squelching)
(insects buzzing) (wind blowing)
(soft, melodic music)
(wind blowing)