M: So what you're saying is,
This is never gonna work.
*Wonderful Treasure Find Music!*
M: I don't know why we got these.
S: Because it's awesome!
S: And this is a wonderful treasure find!
M: I know! S: And this is our job to find wonderful treasures!
M: I'm gonna hurt myself, I just know it. S: This is going to be a wonderful video.
M: Okay, first of all, S: First picture is... okay I don't wanna see.
S: I think you can see a moose knuckle in that.
M: It's awful, it is like, a dude wearing a spandex shorts, he's got really hairy legs, and then he's got shoes on which I'm pretty sure are Adidas.
S: Oh boy. M: This isn't even the shoes in the picture!
S: How do you know! M: It says 'Adidas'!
S: Well *sheep* That! M: They literally, they took a picture of some guy from the 80's, S: Hey!
S: I'm going to sell you a shoe product and on the box I'm gonna take a picture of another *sheep* shoe instead of our shoe!
S: This is terrible!
M: Well this is the Diet helper shoe, S: Yes M: And y'know, I haven't tried to lose weight lately.
S: Right! So these shoes are going to help you lose weight!
M: They're my size, so I have to wear them. S: We got Martina's size here
S: These, are your diet shoes. M: What?
M: What in the snap, B: What, what, S: What are you doing?
M: Ducky, do you want me to die? S: No! I want you to have diet shoes!
S: And you walk around a bit, and this, helps your diet!
S: Probably because you have motion-sickness from it and you'll vomit everywhere.
M: Um S: Hey man, I don't feel like eating anymore
S: Maybe instead of 'diet' shoes they meant to say 'dying' shoes. M: 'Dying' shoe S: Because, you're gonna die if you put these on.
M: This is the die helper! S: The die helper!
S: Get ready to meet your mortality!
M: Can you guys see this?
S: These springs are bigger, than the entire shoe.
M: Okay, I wish I knew in advance that I'd be filming today, because I'm wearing slightly embarrassing socks.
S: YouTube socks!
M: I'm wearing tube socks, S: from YouTube M: From YouTube, get it?
S: HAHAHAHAHA, put these on
S: Put them on, accept your fate
S: Do they? Yeah! M: Ducky! S: This is gonna be the best! M: I'm gonna die!
S: Problem, diet
M: Being clumsy is when you walk around and knock into things, fall over, and you can't carry a coffee that's filled with hot liquid
M: I don't do that, I'm quite good with things like that.
M: When you're environmentally challenged it's different you see.
M: The environment tries to murder you.
M: You're that one person who steps on an ice patch, and you're that person that an entire snow fall falls off a roof and onto you
M: I'm the one who gets hit in the head by a baseball in a game and a puck to the face.
M: Environmentally challenged. *Harp Strum*
M: This might be good if it's actually bouncy, but I'll be able to do things without you, like I can't reach the cupboard in our kitchen, so I'll be like, 'wear my diet helper shoes'!
S: Are you ready to stand?
M: It feels normal...
M: Are you ready? S: Yeah. Go for it.
S: Tada!
Meemers (Their cat) is watching, if you guys can see, he is totally amazed right now.
S: What is happening here guys?
S: How do you feel? Walk around in your diet shoes!
M: Um, I think that you should follow me around while I walk around.
S: Yeah, sounds good. M: That's the best way. Okay let's do this. S: Let me get the camera.
*Funky music plays in background*
M: So I'm just supposed to walk? S: Just walk.
M: How is this a diet helper?
*Martina jumps around*
S: Are you having fun? M: No
S: This isn't supposed to fun it's supposed to be work!
*Epic music while Martina jumps*
*Slowmo time*
*Martina happily waves her arms while jumping*
*Even more slowmo!*
S: Wait turn around, lemme see the back, turn around
Those are a totally ripoff of Adidas that logo looks like an Adidas logo on fire!
M: Yeah , I think these are definitely awesome so
If you want to pick up a pair of ridiculous diet helper moon boots you can pick them up on Gmarket
They actually have my size and I'm a size 10-11, so I guess they make
S: Do they have my size? I haven't checked it we should check if they have my size
M: OMG, we're gonna have couples spring shoes?
S: We can walk down the street springing around like, 'HAHAHA'
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*Captions by teddygirl105*
*Simon shaking Martina as an experiment*
*Thanks for watching!*