>> CINNABON IS SELLING ITS SIGNATURE CREAM CHEESE FROSTING
BY THE PINT.
THE TOPPING IS MOST RECOGNIZABLE FOR BEING DRIZZLED ON THE
CHAIN'S LINES OF CINNAMON ROLLS.
MMMM.
NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME, YOU CAN GET THE CINNABON FROSTING
SEPARATELY FOR $6 A PINT.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> ARE YOU DISTRESSED OVER THIS
PANDEMIC, WORN DOWN AFTER EIGHT MONTHS OF QUARANTINE AND
ISOLATION, AND ONLY A SECOND WAVE IN SIGHT?
WELL, THEN, IT'S TIME TO REACH FOR A PINT OF CINNABON FROSTING
BECAUSE FACE IT-- THAT'S WHERE WE ARE RIGHT NOW.
THE SAME FROSTING YOU HASTILY SHOVED INTO YOUR MOUTH WHILE
RUNNING THROUGH AN AIRPORT CAN NOW BE YOURS AT HOME IN A
GENEROUS TUB.
AFTER ALL, YOU MASTERED ALL THE OTHER QUARANTINE HOBBIES, LIKE
CAT PUZZLING, BAKING BREAD YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO EAT, AND
BINGING "THE QUEEN'S GAMBIT."
BUT NOW, ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO EAT A TUB OF FROSTING, BECAUSE
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU MAKE LEMONADE.
BUT WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU A GLOBAL PANDEMIC THAT JUST WON'T END,
YOU EAT A BUCKET OF FROSTING.
MMMM!
WHAT PANDEMIC?
CINNABON FROSTING: GIVE UP.