you spent a 500 on face cream well it's not just face cream i also got makeup primer
optimal skin pro moisturizer detoxifying illuminator gentle deep pore cleanser
nutri cream anti-aging serum and i even got this thing to exfoliate her stuff and this jade roller
so when does it start working
hey babe sorry i'm running late i almost just got in a car accident right now somebody
cut me off there's a long line at the grocery store are you listening to me
anyways so i'm probably gonna not be home for like another 20 minutes okay right gonna be okay so i
should be home soon can you please remember to take out uh the chicken from the freezer so i can
make dinner right when i get there you guys they said that if someone's on the phone and you hand
them anything they'll grab whatever so i'm about to test that out my mom is currently on the phone
okay ready babe yeah okay okay
he's never gonna get this
you should see other people are you breaking up with me i didn't know how to tell you
hey lexi can you pass me the basketball yeah thank you wow actually maybe the broccoli instead
what thank you oh yeah lucky charm if you do it thank you chill please
chill you know what maybe give me the hamburger butts where is it coming from thank you where
is this stuff coming from actually i'm not really that hungry oh wait before we go let me share my
wallet i can never find it i swear i got it
i'm wrong just shut up and drive i don't know how to drive what do you mean start the car
is this the key yes turn it right what is this is this the right side turn it right
now step on the gas which one's the gas that that one that one are you sure you can't
drive i really can't drive fine i'll drive hey brent what can you take me to jess no i'm busy
ow mom brent we're here thanks brent okay so there's like a tick tock trend if you give anyone
any item while they're on the phone they're going to grab it so let's test it out my girlfriend
i don't want hey babe can you hold this say when i go so i don't know
you want to play games
beast just go down no go downstairs i'm telling you go if you don't go downstairs i'll make you
right that's it that's it i told you i'll go downstairs we're gonna say just joking
oh you can't look in there you're getting close
keep trying no i'm not doing it again can i see it no i just hit myself in a tip
you want to see what it is what is in here
wait can you hold this one second yeah
oh my gosh i found it oh there she is that makes sense yeah what's up cutie hey okay mom i'll give
you a hundred dollars if you can separate the salt once pepper in less than 20 seconds whoa 20.
19. 18 17 16. i'm separating the pepper and the salt wait oh how'd you know how did you
know taking my food out the box microwave 1200 watt heat from frozen from the box
four to five minutes that's a lot putting it in the microwave it's gonna be tasty
new challenge take an egg along with a frying pan
spin around three times while blindfolded then proceed to eat the egg directly in front of you
and hope with everything in you that you don't miss so as you can see i can't all right one
two
three
what happened it's not that psychopaths lack and are unable to feel emotion it's that they have
manual settings so most of us we have an automatic subconscious reaction to things but psychopaths
have to ask themselves okay what would i feel in this situation before they actually feel it if
you stare into a candle-lit mirror for at least 10 minutes you'll actually experience hallucinations
this has been used as a test to stimulate schizophrenia and people see like monsters
deformities and just general weird [ __ ] when you retrieve a memory from your long-term memory
it's almost guaranteed to be manipulated somehow you could add a detail you could
forget some things you can even add something this is why eyewitness
testimony is almost never as reliable as people think it is day one of beatboxing
oh my god
hello oh she got a lips on today what color is that red well look what i found who is that
put your glasses on old lady after you put your teeth in help her that's pretty ricky
from middle and high school days i know you remember them oh lord that's when we were
so young we had no business listening to them you remember oh can you make it juicy
and you used to always argue with people about backstreet boys being better than anything
you did because they were hell and think a year later answer it today
is tlc better than destiny's child and i'm not today you remember luck if you buck though now
that was my jam these kids nowadays they don't know how to fight and ain't gonna fight just
argue in the comments section man they rude too i heard a younger tell this moment the other day
[ __ ] i wish i would he did and you ain't saying nothing i'm in my opinion i was looking at the dad
though baby girl that kitty didn't stop purring daddy what the doctor tell me on tuesdays oh
public pickup lines part 14 let's go
excuse me um is your dad a terrorist because you're the bomb
excuse me hi um kiss me if i'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right
excuse me hi um is your name wi-fi because i'm really feeling the connection
i don't feel the connection all right logan let's go
excuse me hi um you shouldn't wear makeup it's messing with perfection
how many pieces do you wish four one two three four you up i'm not touching you
i'm not touching you i'm not touching you so don't touch me i'm not touching you so
don't touch me i'm not touching you so don't touch me stop you don't want that
real one that's mass right there oh
ain't got no hair in the middle that's why your shirt too small
oh [ __ ] don't go or probably do take my advice and shut up too yeah i'm gonna give my boyfriend
i gotta go in the house you stupid i know you are what am i big fat dude i know you are born
oh my god oh my god
i don't know we gotta see that replay
alexa what's the weather today what does it matter to you
we both know you will be staying inside watching tv all day but if you really
wanna know it's sunny so if you do go outside maybe take a shower first
came over
oh my god
please hit someone
go go
all right mom i got this hundred dollar bill and i'm gonna give you a chance
to win this hundred dollar bill okay okay and to do this you're gonna have to guess
which flavor mix chips you're eating sure you see you think it's easy okay
first bag of flavor mix okay we're gonna go ahead reach in right here
it's so good but what is it red hot
barbecue you got it i did yeah okay mom here's the second one okay ready
sauerkraut cheddar sour cream yeah mom you're one away from winning this okay
last one go ahead try all right try it barbecue and salt vinegar
i got it wait does that mean i owe you a hundred dollars yes where's my hundred dollars
pulling a bad milk prank on my fiance
i think the milk went bad what do you mean
when i drank it it was chunky it's in the fridge can you check chunky
it's a real good one it's fine milk it is expired you're not gonna believe what just happened
so i'm here on vacation in savannah georgia when i'm minding my own business when all of a sudden
i'm heading back to my room after watching the river i see this drunk group of girls that are
doing something and i'm like y'all all right and they're like yeah have you heard of the tick tock
i humored them and said yeah i've heard of it tell me more they're like do you know the song
rock star that one's like i'm getting like a cop car yeah and they're trying to do the dance
then my friend kale made i'm like yeah i think i've heard of that
and they're like do you like takes our dances i'm like no i said i like stand-up comedy they said
who are your favorite stand-up comedians i said eddie murphy and they're like
eddie murphy's a tired ass old comedian i was like these people who worshipped tick tock didn't
realize who they were talking to so i woke up this morning and heard music playing so jumped out of
bed actually fell because my legs got caught and saw something under my bed it was my old woody
he was holding a chip i probably shouldn't have but i ate the chip and started reliving childhood
memories but i still heard the music sorry woody so i looked in the closet and thought
i should get dressed put on one of my favorite hats my dragonfly tv shirt love science kids
and it still heard the music so i looked in the cabinet and found the hairdryer and i love karaoke
i was about to take a bow when i could still hear the music so the hunt was on i looked in
the pantry but then found me lucky charms oh i love me lucky charms except for when i spilled
them all over no me lucky charms as i was sweeping them up i thought man i love this little broom and
it's so handy do you guys have one of these then i saw all the lucky charms that i'd swept up and
i got so sad the arms of the angels fall away yeah who am i kidding i ate those lucky charms anyway
but that music was still playing but i gotta take me lucky charms so with me lucky charms in hand
i started looking in all different places in the house even places where there was no way for music
to be coming from under pillows and in the books i mean come on i was looking at myself in the mirror
and contemplating the great mysteries of life i realized something there's a lot of misinformation
literally everywhere that isn't true so i'm gonna clear some things up for you guys
there's no law against driving barefoot i have no clue why anybody told me this for some reason
people think that cops can't lie to you and that is false they can and they definitely do
i've been hearing this one a lot lately and honestly it's just getting so annoying
it's not illegal for somebody to record you in public especially people in those public
freakout videos are like huh you can't record me i know my rights like literally you're in a
public place people are allowed to record especially if you're acting like that
hey mom what the what beatbox challenge if you win you get a hug yay okay
all right all right
babe i have a serious question like a serious one ah sure what's up if
i pooped in your car how mad would you be go 1 to 10. what kind of question hold on
hold on is this the sunny water yeah i was thirsty today i bought it that was me almost throwing up
because you're drinking this sunny water why am i even dating you it's just water what do you mean
it's just water no dasani is nasty you need to start drinking aquafina that's
natural spring water i don't really care i think all water tastes the same to be honest
you got me coffee too no you need to start drinking aquafina because it's way better
dude i literally have one water bottle at home and i just fill
it up with faucet water and put it in the fridge like that's literally all i drink
oh
yeah yeah alexa set an alarm for 30 minutes
i'm sorry i cannot complete that action this will be your fourth nap you have taken today
maybe it's time to do something productive you'll thank me later