To all vegans at home watching:
I'm sorry in advance for criticizing your beloved food.
*old slow music*
Hmm
Alright- aww wait now
yeah
they're fine
There's an after taste of latex
*swallows* Bland
you know what they taste like?
cheap supermarket crisps as apposed to the real deal
Seven out of ten
"Gluten free, vegetarian/vegan "
Chili and lemon? oooh
so essentially cardboard?
ooh! I can get that now
*more music*
Aww! Here we go
It's literally just leaves
yeah it's something you'd feed to your rabbit that you hate
What the hell is that at the end?
I don't know
It just boxed me in the face
with taste
what is this like a 25 bag of kale?
*laughs*
imagine going to the cinema and just asking for a bowl of kale
do you know what that would go well with?
a peddle bin
*laughs*
OOf, that is strong
oooh
*Sniffs*
There's no joy in vegan food
that's what it is. You look at it and you're just like ugh
Damn, this is really tasty
what is- *mmmm*
it's very strawberry
*mm* oh no I like this
so do i. I'd have that now with a big pint of milk though
See this is the problem you know what I mean
It's already crumbled all over me
God~ i hate vegan food so much
*with mouth full* maybe being vegan isn't so bad after all
9 out of 10
are you jokin'? are you mental?
well the crisps were a 7
the crisps were really nice
ahh
the old dog poo huh?
*smacking lips together*
I don't- my mouth doesn't know what to make of this...
Tastes like a very crap Banaffy
"simply yummy"
"simply yummy" that's debatable now
just eat a banana
aww it's ice cream
but- ehhh
*sniffs*
It smells like sun cream
yucky
It's peanut butter
It actually looks like it came out of a dogs arse...
Is it peanut butter?
Arse! *laughs*
disgusting!
ooh
I like that!
*smacking lips*
caramel
no that's-
there ya go, I know my ice cream boys
salted caramel
nah, it just tastes like coconut
runny
aw brain freeze
already? you're hopeless
yeah, I'd give this a 9
happy at it
are you f*cking joking?
have you lost your mind?
*laughs*
If i asked "oh can I get a caramel ice cream" and they gave you this, you wouldn't question it.
I would, I'd send it back
love it
that's really good
"brown rice syrup avocado"
"vanilla extract and irish sea salt"
okay
I like all those things but i still don't like it. I'm not eatin' it
*sing-song voice* chocolate chip~ chocolate chip~~~
much like most vegan food, it looks terrible
i mean- it doesn't look good
it looks- it really looks terrible
oh my god it actually smells like mint
you know what it does, it does smell like mint chocolate chip
oh no it doesn't taste like mint chocolate chip
*laughs*
do you know what?
i wouldn't be able to tell the difference now if someone brought that to me
"almond dream" its more like an almond nightmare
I would give this a 6
Im gonna give it a 7
Almond? That's amazing!!
My mind is actually blown
i don't know- it's a lot
it's a lot of change to live "guilt free"
Nahh
I do live guilt free. Every single day
*laughs*
now that was really nice
i have nothin' against vegans ya know
i love animals as much as the next person
but i just can't live fat-free and whatever
i've never met a vegan
I think they should just call all their food vegan puree
and you can make up your own taste
because whatever taste they give me never tastes like it
*laughs*
why did you tell them it was vegan before? and he was like "because then it'd just be irish people eatin' bars
*laughs*