ok, i kinda had this realization that with the amount of coffee that i have been drinking
you know, it probably wouldn't be a bad idea if i ate some food
*moans*
ooo, she thicc
I'm feeling kind of hungry. I think I'm gonna have a bagel made with special
Wheat of course because we're special in this family these are my special wheat bagels they are made out of sprouted wheat which is
Better for you, so take notes
In the past I've cut my fingers really bad trying to cut bagels I cut this middle finger like in half
Trying to cut a bagel, so I'm trying to get better about my techniques so that I don't actually cut off a literal limb
I'd say that was a pretty clean job
If you're wondering what I put on top, I put on top vegan butter so yeah
This one is called Earth Balance made with olive oil
It's probably really bad for you, so like don't comment on health tips down below. I'm just doing my goddamn best, okay
Here's my outfit currently really diggin it. I'm loving this new fucking turtleneck who is she?
oh my god, so good. You would think after such a hectic morning
I would give myself a break, but hell no I have errands to run and so we have to do that
It's 12:30 now most of my errands are not necessary errands like they don't need to happen
But I'm doing them anyways. Do I need to go shopping more? I already went shopping this morning. No, I don't.
Fuck, there's literally a cop behind me. Oh, bro. Oh shit. Oh shit
There's a cop
There's a cop. I'm not doing anything illegal, but anyways first errand
I have to run is I have to go to the post office
This one's actually a mandatory errand like I actually have to do this
There's like a box that I have to pick up from the post office
I have to go to Target because I basically
Rearranged my room so the way that it was arranged before was just like not logical
I don't know why I decided to do it like that, but now then it's like that
I don't have like a light that like shines on to it, so I need to get a lamp okay
Do you know what, moral of the story is I got to get a fucking lamp? You don't care about the logistics. I need a lamp okay?
so i'm going to get a lamp from Target because they have really good lamps so after that I'm gonna go to
Another mall because I know I went to a mall earlier, but there's like two malls
So I'm gonna go to another mall and see if they have any cool sales or anything like that because it's still Black Friday
It's only 12:30 the other day
I accidentally ran a red light like because I thought that I was at an intersection that had a stop signs
But it was actually an intersection that had traffic lights and so I ran a red light on accident luckily
There's no one on the road
And it was in like a super remote beach town so like doesn't matter like no one was around so it's like fine
But still it kind of freaked me the fuck out
I was like I just ran a red light like there's no and there's no way to like justified either
It was just like who allowed me to get my license. I don't know
They should be sued if that happened that was just kind of traumatizing
I mean it wasn't a big deal, but it was traumatizing
I found a bunch of really good new music lately, and I'm just like digging it
Let me know down below if you guys want to play this video. I know put it down that before
I'm at the post office my P.O. box isn't very close to my house
so I feel like drive to get to it and it kind of takes a while because I didn't want to get one close to
My house cuz just in case like somebody wanted to stalk me. You know that would be stupid
So I went in there and it turns out I'm so fucking stupid I guess I already like picked up that box
I already picked it up
i guess forgot that I picked it up or I think it was like in my I don't know anyway
So it's kind of stupid
I kind of came here for no reason, but that's fine because there's a target really close to here
And I'm so excited to go to target because target just gives me every
Good vibe yet
ok this song
I had already played it once
And I'm doing this very briefly because I think I'm gonna make a playlist video because I'm having way too much fun right now even
Though I just kind of showed you all the songs that I like so light in 1 mile
No
joke There's something about the sound at the beginning of this song that literally just like it's the vibe that it's just like you feel like
You can conquer the world you feel like you just want to go on a road trip you and just like get lost with like
your boyfriend
That's really fucking hot
He's outdoorsy
and he'll just like build you a fucking like fort out of leaves and bricks and
fucking leaves you just want to like be free with nature because you are a
Flower child that is just how the song makes you feel and like I'm just living for that fucking vibe so you're welcome
I don't know why it's just so fucking good to be stopped
doesn't the beginning of that song just make you feel like that like I'm sorry and if it doesn't then I'm honestly gonna be so fucking annoyed so
i don't expect us to agree on everything
But that's one thing that's like genuinely mandatory and like I don't know like if you don't feel like that about that song
Maybe sometimes you know what sometimes it might take time
Let it marinate for a few days listen to the song by yourself a few times
Maybe think about your ideal boyfriend that builds things out of leaves, maybe think about that if you don't agree. I'm going to be pissed.
Thank you, never dabbing again. Never dabbing again ever
We get it you're rich shut up we're here
We are here everybody the destination is on your right target. I'm aware arrived. Yeah
I know. I don't know I'm kind of in a sassy mood. I woke up at 5:30 in the morning
I mean, that's maybe part of it. I haven't taken a nap yet. I'm starting to feel like
An angry three-year-old. I don't know I think angry three-year-old is one of my character traits, but I think right now
Especially this okay, never do not I'm always so mean no. I'm not always like that
That's much like bitch out that lady for like standing in the middle of the road with her cart blocking everybody else
But you know what I really shouldn't because what if she had a bad day today
You know what I mean like what if she genuinely was having a shitty day
she came to Target to lift her mood and like what if I just like jump up on here and
Judge the fuck out of her wouldn't tell
I mean she wouldn't know that I was pissed
But like you know what if I got pissed at her she had a hard day
All she's trying to do is have some fun at Target, and I'm here judging the kind of her
I feel like an asshole. You know what that's that's the lesson of the day don't judge someone
You know what if they're having a shitty day
And I know that that's something that we all know and I know that that's something that we all do
Hopefully might forget like you know if you see somebody and they're driving a smart car or maybe they're driving a Prius
You want them because their car is just so
Pretentious just you know think about it like this what have they ever done. What is their car ever done to it?
Why are we so against smart cars and praises? They're actually good for the environment, and they get like such good gas mileage
I mean I make fun of Prius is all the time
But I'm starting to think honestly maybe when I'm older I'll get a Prius and I care about this earth
Why am I having literally like an?
Emotional religious awakening all of a sudden, I'm just realizing things
That's what target does to you speaking of which let's go inside
Okay, not to be cliche or annoying, but like I'm genuinely happy and excited to be here
I know it's just like everybody kind of says like oh my god target
I live there like target is my home like I genuinely love it here. Okay. I almost got hit by a car
To be completely honest they kind of forgot what I'm here for I'm getting the lamp
Yeah, what come over here say, what's up? Hi?
I love that
So far I've been here for about 20 minutes, and I found officially nothing that I needed that I can't care for at all
I'm cut pissed because there's you don't have the lamp that I won't want it
Actually, I didn't even like having lamp in mine, but they didn't have any good ones. I feel like an angry middle-aged mom
Excellence cart oops
Hi, I'm having no luck finding Bobby so I mean it could potentially be because I don't use soap often
So I don't know where to find it
Okaywe I'm like feeling really I feel like I
Said
I'm really sketched out from going like there really sketch. Yeah, I'm getting out look. I I think it's fine
I'm just really paranoid, and they're like
They're hoods in like sunglasses. I feel like they're gonna steal or something or me. I feel they're gonna kid me kidnapping
No, they were like following me and walking around weird, and I'm like over this I'm the leg leaving I'm leaving now
But I'm like far. I'm so far from the door like I need to get this lamp. Yes. Ma'am oh?
my god
That was so fucking scary. Okay. Let me lock my doors like I'm really dramatic so like it probably was nothing
But I get super paranoid, and I have like really
Really intense gut feelings. I was walking around Target
Okay, and basically I noticed these men two men both with like kind of wavy hair in ponytails
Kind of low on their head okay this description doesn't matter
But I just feel like if they do something this description might be worth while later because they're sketchy
And I'm not a fan of them whatsoever. They're wearing sunglasses. I think they were wearing hoods, but I can't remember
They're wearing like cargo shorts, which is just like a sign of a serial killer
I saw them like three times throughout my time being in target the way that they were like had their bodies curved their body language
Was enough to put me over the edge, but I just kind of was like whatever like it's Black Friday
Everybody had like a long night yesterday or whatever then I saw them again
And like they were still kind of shuffling around the store like they didn't have a cart or anything
They were just like walking around the store being
Suss I was feeling even more
Uncomfortable because I was like okay like why are they just like walking around the store lurking
But not actually buying anything or doing and turning left to merge onto then I like saw them for the last time
He was right behind me like walking towards me and like that shit just
No
But I was like not okay with it, so I've in dip squad
But like even if somebody is completely innocent like I will be paranoid that they're trying to kill me like that's just like in
1.5 miles
That's just like a fun fact about me if they were just like unusual people and I just like wrongly judge them like I'd feel
Like an asshole, but like if they do something bad like on the store like I'm gonna feel even worse
So I don't really know morally what to do, but I'm just kind of glad that I'm out of there
And hopefully everyone else is okay
Don't know what they're up to don't want to know if they're following me if they put a microchip and be you're some shit
I'll find that and I'll burn it since my exit. Yeah, we're going to the mall
I'm not like super big on going to the mall right now like I'm not
I don't really know exactly why I'm going my like inner dot feeling is saying like go to the mall go to the mall go
To the mall someone wants to let me in these lanes are merging you stupid bitch. Thank you. Ma'am Thank You MIT
No, no no
No
don't like let me in and then like last minute decide to like and cut me off like who are you I'm going to the
Mall right now. I don't know if you heard the news, but it's Black Friday
Uh-huh yay, I'm so excited
I'm here
The only stores that I'm gonna go here. Oh shit probably for 21 hmm
Maybe I'll go to zoomies if I'm really in the mood. No. I'm just getting zoomies sucks
No offense to you zoomies even though when people say no offense. It makes me more offended personally. You don't have fun
The only one zoomies never has good sales like I always am like hell
Maybe I'll go in there and get like a Thrasher hoodie cuz I'm a huge skater
But then the sales suck so but y'all go into packs on that's really it like packs on for everyone Nordstrom
I don't know. I'm kind of like I'm not burnout on shopping, but like cuz that's impossible physically for me
but I'm definitely kind of like getting a little bit I
Don't know the emotion. I can't put it into words. Also. There's a no-parking
Which makes sense I mean that's fine like normally. I'd be so pissed, but I kind of get it. It's Black Friday
Oh
Jim what wait a second is there really no parking at all oh no wait actually maybe fuck this I might actually go home
Oh shit. No you can't do that ah
That was the most annoying thing I've ever seen I'm mad okay. I'm gonna try to go to the North Stromer parking lot
Okay, you guys don't care about this Who am I kidding?
That was a very short mall trip, I went into forever 21 pack songs all that on the sales
We're just not that great and the lines were super long like so long
I'm just feeling wrecked as I think that always happens to me when I wake up super early because like only 2:30
But I'm just feeling so
Exhausted and tired like I don't even want to drive home, and I'm so hungry. I'm just like having a lot of mixed emotions