(tense music)
- [Tanya] Olivia.
- [Morgan] Olivia, get back here.
I'm in heels, Tanya's boobs are taped together,
and it's snowing in May.
That's it.
(shoe thuds)
- That could've hit me.
- [Morgan] It didn't.
What happened?
- Nothing.
I left prom. You threw a shoe at me.
- Seriously? Those are bad for you.
- I know.
- [Tanya] Olivia, what happened?
- Nothing. Prom's a gong-show.
- Okay, seriously, stop.
- Those cost money. - Dude, what's going on?
- Nothing.
As much as I love standing around
our B.O. flavored gymnasium, like oh my god,
it's the best night of the rest of our lives,
it's actually bullshit, okay?
Can we honest for like a second here?
I'm not the valedictorian, I'm not a star athlete.
I didn't get in anywhere and I'm not going anywhere,
so forgive me for not wanting to stick around
for the participation trophy. - Wait.
I thought you were waiting to hear back
from that community college.
- Yeah, like I said, I didn't get in anywhere, so.
- Oh, babe. - Look, it's okay.
I know you guys are like wet to take intro psych
but I'm good, thank you.
Oh my god. You guys should go back to prom.
Seriously.
Enjoy the punch.
I hear Colin Murray likes to spit in it.
- [Tanya] Vee...
- Jesus. just because we're leaving for school,
doesn't mean that we don't care about you.
- Look, this isn't sisterhood of
the traveling tiddy parade, all right?
This is real life. People grow up.
(phone chimes)
Tanya, your boyfriend does pick up your phone.
He's called you twice.
(phone ringing)
- Hi Zoodle.
I know, I know tonight's our special night,
but I'll be back- - Have a great life you guys.
- Wait!
Hang on.
(Morgan sighs)
- Morgan leaves this weekend. Please.
- Okay. You guys want to do a cute bonding activity?
- Oh boy.
- Can't get into a community college,
but I guarantee you I can get into this house.
- Okay, I was really thinking more like
vegan cheesecake and 80s movies.
- Breaking and entering is vegan.
- Don't you think you're a little to still be doing this.
(Olivia grumbling)
Okay, point made. You're five.
Olivia!
(Olivia chuckles)
- Come on, Vee. - Dude, really?
- We aren't following you in there.
- [Morgan] Okay well, it's still not your house.
(lighter clicking)
(tense, mysterious music)
(door opens)
- [Tanya] Be quiet.
Olivia?
- Olivia?
- Come out, come out.
Okay, this is how people get murdered in CSI.
- Please.
Prom had Cheetos.
Why does everything have to be so end of the world with her?
- She's just being stubborn.
It'll take like five seconds...
Whoa.
(thudding)
- Seriously?
- Sorry.
(tense, mysterious music)
- I swear to god, if I see one clown.
(Tanya chuckles)
It's not funny.
(tense, mysterious music)
(mirror creaks)
(tense, dramatic music)
(Morgan gasps)
- Shit.
Shit, shit.
Shit, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay? I...
(Morgan and Tanya laughing)
- I'm sorry.
That was so dumb. (laughing)
Who hides behind a mirror?
- And then she spun it, like,
what did she think was gonna happen?
- Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I just didn't wanna talk.
(Morgan and Tanya laugh)
- You're right.
Oh, it's, it's fine.
- Hey, let's have some fun. (chuckles)
- Do you think that thing still works?
- Only one way to find out.
(blows)
(radio crackling)
- Here we go. Yes.
- Don't you guys want to go back to prom?
- What, so we can slow down awkwardly
with Bindon Kassick?
- Ugh, that guy is such a short pool noodle.
(Olivia laughs) - Okay, all right.
- Tanya, I think we got a smile.
- [Tanya] Excellent.
(laughing)
Guys, I found food.
- How old is that box?
- Please, this stuff if like 100% preservatives.
(soft, upbeat music)
♪ I'm afraid of losing love ♪
♪ Like what I gave is not enough, oh ♪
♪ I'm afraid of losing love ♪
♪ I close my eyes but at what cost, oh ♪
♪ I cannot sleep when you're away ♪
♪ I cannot sleep 'cause you're gone ♪
(laughing)
(Olivia sighs)
- Let's never leave.
- This is way better than prom.
(phone ringing)
- Ugh, Tanya, your oodles of zoodles
is calling. (Morgan dry heaves)
(laughing)
Todd is so intense.
I don't know how you stay. - Gimme.
Give it here.
Hey Todd.
I know, I'm sorry I missed your calls.
You see, I have this vision problem.
Yeah, I just really don't see a future with you.
(Morgan laughs) No, I'm sorry.
I don't want to talk anymore.
You're a joke, babe.
Bye bye. (laughing)
- Oh my god.
- Did you just break up with Todd?
- Yeah, he was getting clingy.
- But you love him.
You're going to university together.
- Honestly, I don't really want to go.
- Wait, what? Since when?
- I mean it's so far and just because the system's broke
doesn't mean we gotta be.
- Tanya.
We should decline.
And then we could all just sit here.
- Yes. - What?
- Yes, thank god.
I really didn't want to have to get new friends.
(phone ringing)
- Oh my god, I'm just gonna block him.
- Tanya.
(grunts)
(phone clatters)
(dramatic music)
What's going on?
- Uh, we're bailing on post-secondary education.
- But you guys can't do that.
That's not like you guys.
- No.
You're right.
It's so not like us.
We're better.
- Better than who?
- Them.
- They don't deserve you.
They were going to leave you when you needed them most.
- You don't even like school, remember?
- It's okay, babe. We get it.
We'll stay right here with you.
- Besides, it's better this way.
They're so much happier.
(laughing)
- I mean, you wouldn't want to
take that away from them, would you?
- I guess you're right.
(laughing)
(tense, mysterious music)
No.
No!
Let go!
(Olivia grunts)
(grunting)
- [Fake Tanya] You can't run from us.
(grunting)
- [Fake Morgan] Come on Olivia. You have to share.
- No.
No!
- [Fake Morgan] Stop fooling around.
(Olivia grunts)
(tense, dramatic music)
(glass shatters) (yelling)
(bodies thud)
- Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Please, please, please, please, please.
Please come back, please come back.
(Olivia sobs) I'm sorry.
- [Morgan] That was so much worse than clowns.
- Are you guys okay?
I'm so sorry.
- Hey, are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(mirror clatters)
- Can we get out of here?
- Yeah.
(door slams)
(light fizzles)
- Who do we even call about this?
City planning? The realtor?
- What? It's good.
(phone ringing) (Olivia gasps)
- Oh my god, Todd.
- Zoodle.
(Olivia gasps) (phone thuds)
(phone buzzes)
(line trilling)
(answering machine beeps)
- [Todd] Hi, you've reached Todd's voicemail.
I'm not able to come to the phone right now.
Anyway, if this is Tanya, can you please,
please leave me a message or call me back or both?
Because I really want to respect your boundaries.
I just think a dialogue would be preferable.
Anyway, you've reached Todd and um, Tanya?
If you're there, this is a song I wrote for you.
(clears throat)
♪ Tanya ♪
♪ I'm the cat to your lasagna ♪
♪ I'm the Cosmo to your Wanda ♪
♪ Tanya ♪
♪ I'm a wreck ♪
♪ The Lucitania ♪
♪ Met on a school trip to Uganda ♪
♪ Just wanna see a smile upon ya ♪
♪ Tanya ♪
(soft, upbeat music)
♪ But I'm afraid of losing love ♪
♪ Like what I gave is not enough, oh ♪
♪ I'm afraid of losing love ♪
♪ I'm afraid 'cause ♪
♪ In my dreams I paint the end ♪
♪ Although I know it's just pretend, oh ♪
♪ I'm afraid of losing love ♪
♪ I'm afraid 'cause ♪
♪ What can I save you from ♪
♪ I'm exactly what you want me to be ♪
♪ Nothing here can be undone ♪
♪ I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be ♪
(soft, upbeat indie music) (singer vocalizing)
♪ I cannot sleep when you're away ♪
♪ Awake at night, awake all day ♪
♪ I cannot sleep when you're away ♪
♪ I cannot sleep 'cause ♪