Hiya Studs, my name is Studson and I like to make Tiny Dirty Latrines
So as a toilet boy, it didn’t take much for the Haunted Restroom in Skyward Sword
to beckon me forth.
I sat straining on this side quest nearly eight hours, or about how long the average
person spends on the toilet each day, so I hope I can do this throne build justice.
And as always, leave a comment letting me know which toilet you want to see me build
next.
Ping pong balls are a great addition to any craft, but if you’re like me, you hate how
they don’t stay still, so I’ve taken to inverting them all to a toilet shape.
And this is a great design, but I only need half of this egg shell.
Because the other half will be made of this plastic egg tray.
One of these is flimsy on its own, but two of these…
Still kinda flimsy, but it’s better.
Now to texture this, we’ll need a goop scoop.
It’s hard to do a proper job wiping, because I always leave streaks, but there’s something
that might help.
A bit of paper is all you need to stipple that goop for a better stone texture.
For the rest of the rest room, I’m using an old box.
And with some foam core board, we can elevate the toilet and place it on a pedestal of sorts.
Kind of like how Nintendo announced the delay of the sequel to Breath of the Wild so they
could really elevate the quality of all of the extensive toilet side quests.
I really can’t wait for those.
By the way, let me know your favorite freaky hand toilet side quest and who Nintendo should
make live in a toilet next time.
More goop to make the whole throne a stone zone, then we need some walls.
To keep this water closet smelling fresh, we’ll need to open a window to get some
fresh air.
Something like this agonizing scream mouth of a window.
Oh by the way, I got some new clay.
I’m flattening out snakes of clay until they are soft blobs I can easily press all
over the bathroom walls.
Recycled paper trays like this often have hidden lumpy undersides, which makes a great
stone backsplash for this bathroom remodeling.
And I hear you asking, but neigh, I would never forget to use these horseshoes as a
window latch.
Now it’s time to splatter the walls with a gray wash to make it gross, then a desperate
pastel easter egg motif to distract from the wall grime.
I covered up all the water damage with equally damaged timbers soaked in a brown wash, which
were then secured in place with tiny carpentry.
Oh look, a completely finished stained glass window.
This goes here, then we’ll hastily cover it up with some balsa wood shutters.
Then a nonfunctional hinge made of a bead.
What do you think this bathroom smells like?
Probably like this hanging bouquet of fresh wildflowers.
And to cap off the toilet, a wooden seat bathed in brown.
And then glued open in an exciting action pose.
But to truly cap off this entire build, I’m going to need a hand.
From my son, Spudson.
You all remember Spudson.
He’s a classic recurring character and he’s extremely important to the lore.
Always getting into all types of things.
Like I said, I’ll need a hand.
We’ll plunge this here so it’s ready to give you a little tickle.
Add some instructions in case the hand wasn’t inviting enough.
Then I polished it off with a black number two point oh and I called it good.
That’ll do it for this one, everyone.
And I’ll see you all on the next epic toilet video.
Happy April Fools, everyone.
Sorry, no Patreon shoutouts this time.
I was an April Fool and I ran out of time, but I got you next time.
Time.