- Howdy howdy, fruit lips!
It's your friendly neighborhood Orange.
And today, I'm here with Sis,
- Hey!
- Pear.
- Hello.
- And Diminutive Reginald Applebaum III.
- Thanks for using my full name for once.
- Get psyched to everyone.
'Cause today we're doing the Chapstick Challenge!
- The Chapstick challenge?
- What the heck is that?
- I'll get to the rules in a sec.
Right now, everybody go ahead
and pick out a tube of chapstick.
(air swooshing)
- Okay, got mine.
- Does everybody have their chapstick on?
(chapticks squeaking) - Yup.
- Mm-hm.
- So what do we do now?
Try to guess the flavor?
- Something like that.
Now, you have to guess whether the stick you chose
was chapstick or a glue stick. (laughs)
- What?
- Wait.
Are you telling me
I might have glue on my lips right now?
- Hmm. I'm pretty sure mine is chapstick.
'Cause it tastes fruity.
Then again, it could just be tasting myself.
- Pretty sure mine's chapstick.
- How about you, Pear?
What's your guess?
(Pear grunting)
Sorry, didn't quite catch that.
(Pear grunting)
I'm sorry, Pear,
but we're gonna need an answer.
(Pera grunting)
(clock ringing) And that's time!
Sis and Little Apple, you guessed correctly!
As for Pear, well, I guess we'll never know. (laughs)
(Pear gasps)
Dude, I clearly had glue on my lips!
What kind of challenge video are you running here?
- The kind where you can win
a lifetime supply of chapstick, that's what.
- [Fruits] Whoa!
- Okay, that's actually pretty useful
considering 20% of my body is my mouth.
- Then let's stick to the plan and do Round 2. (laughs)
(air swooshes)
(upbeat music)
(air swooshes)
- Just grab another tube of chapstick and put it on.
- Wait a minute.
Are any of these glue sticks?
- No way! That was Round 1.
Now we're onto Round 2.
I promise. We are through with glue. (laughs)
- So in Round 2 we get the guess the flavor?
- Exactly.
- Okay then.
(chapstick squeaks) (Sis puckers lips)
- Okay. I'm sensing cherry, I think?
- Correctomundo! Sis gets a point.
(bell rings)
(Midget Apple puckers lips)
- Um. I think mine is raspberry.
No wait, strawberry!
- Right you are!
A point to the gentleman in red.
(bell rings)
- What's your guess Pear?
- Hmm. Mine's kinda strange.
I'm not sure it's fruit-flavored.
It's more of a...
I don't know, it's like a chemical or something.
- You need to be more specific. Tick tock, Pear.
- Oh gosh.
Okay, um.
(buzzer rings)
- I'm sorry, you're out of time.
The chemical name we were looking for
was 2,4,6-Trinitrotoluene.
- Huh?
- More commonly known as "TNT."
(Pear panicking)
- Get it away from me!
(bomb exploding)
- Pear. Relax. It's not lit.
- Oh, okay.
Well that was still pretty uncalled for, dude.
- What can I say?
Uncalled For is my middle name.
- Really?
- Nah. Not really.
How could I have a middle name?
I don't even have a last name. (laughs)
- Now then, Final Round!
(air swooshes)
(upbeat music)
(air swooshes)
Sis and Little Apple are tied for the lead
with 2 points a piece!
But Pear can still win it
because Round 3 is worth triple points!
- All right!
- So why did we even bother with the first two rounds?
- Nevermind that.
Now select your Round 3 chapstick tubes!
- Hold on, Orange.
I need your word on this.
No funny business this round, right?
All I got to do is choose a normal flavor of chapstick.
You know? Something that won't explode.
- I promise, Pear.
No funny business.
(Orange farts) (Orange laughs)
- Okay.
(chapstick squeaks) (Midget Apple puckers lips)
- Mine tastes like... lemon, I think?
- I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
It's actually lemon lime.
- Aw, man!
- Okay. I think mine might be, mango?
- Oh. I'm sorry.
It's actually mango watermelon papaya.
- So close!
- Wait. So I could win this thing right now
if I guess correctly?
- Them's the rules, Pear.
What's your guess?
- I'm rooting for you, Pear!
- Not me.
Oh, man.
I really want that lifetime supply of chapstick.
- No kidding.
'Cause for you it'd be like 2 lifetime supplies. (laughs)
- We seriously almost made it a whole video
without a small joke, Orange!
- Hmm. Okay. I've got my answer.
- Here we go.
This is for all the marbles.
- My chapstick taste like lemonade!
No wait, pink lemonade!
- Pear, I'm afraid you are correct!
- Seriously?
- I'm serious.
Pear, you won a lifetime supply of chapstick!
- Whoa. This, this is amazing!
I never win these things.
- And here's your lifetime supply!
Back 'er up!
- Wait.
That's the lifetime supply of chapstick over there?
- So what did Pear just put on his lips?
(Pear grunting)
- Wo-oh.
Looks like we got ourselves a sticky situation.
(Orange and Midget Apple laughs)
(Pear grunting)
(acoustic guitar music)